Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself Page: <<   < prev  7 8 [9] 10 11   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/28/2006 4:43:33 AM   
marieToo


Posts: 3595
Joined: 5/21/2006
From: Jersey
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

i burned my left breast in a rice cooker....wanna see the scar?


I burnt my breast once also.  Right across the areola.  It was extremely painful.  There were pots on the stove--front and back burners.  Understand that I only stand about 4' 10"---And I went to reach the back of the stove area to stir something on the back burner and my breast came into contact with the pot on the front burner.  Even through my clothing, it burned me pretty badly.  I had a scar across the area for a few years.  It happened when I was a teen, so the the scar has since completely disappeared.   I guess I just have to accept the fact, that I cant reach the back burners on the stove. lmaoo

A few cuts from cooking knives too.  But I consider myself very lucky that Ive never needed stitches, broken a bone, or had anything extreme happen.

_____________________________

marie.


I give good agita.









(in reply to crouchingtigress)
Profile   Post #: 161
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 10:28:17 AM   
MagiksSlave


Posts: 2768
Joined: 9/11/2006
Status: offline 		Ok this reminds me of another jewlery makeing accident I had... OK I have rather big breasts (42 DD) and I was closeing a peace of metal I was working on in the vise I was leaning over to get leverage to turn it closed and my breast was in the way and iw ound up pinching my breast in the vise causeing a blood blister.. OWY!!!

Magik's clumsy slave

_____________________________

If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.


-Rodney Atkins-



(in reply to marieToo)
Profile   Post #: 162
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 10:52:51 AM   
pinkkeith


Posts: 605
Joined: 11/26/2006
From: Illinois
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: marieToo

Men.  What do they know about cleaning?   ::shaking head::



Hey! There are plenty of men who know how to clean.

Yet, I have in the past mixed cleaning agents as well, but it never came out to anything that caused any harm.

(in reply to marieToo)
Profile   Post #: 163
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 11:00:56 AM   
MagiksSlave


Posts: 2768
Joined: 9/11/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

Back when I was a Know it All 17 year old, I thought I knew how to make a floor shine. I decided to add about 4 to 5 different cleaning chemicals including pine sol, bleach, and commet. As the steam rose from the bucket, I took a big wiff to smell the aroma. Within ten minuets, I was in the hospital where I spent twenty hours of coughing mucus without being able to stop. The diner I was working in had to be shut down for the day due to the toxic vapor engulfing the entire facility. What part of "Warning: Do not mix with other chemicals" was I not understanding?


Sir what on earth where you trying to do??

Magik's slave

_____________________________

If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.


-Rodney Atkins-



(in reply to FangsNfeet)
Profile   Post #: 164
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 11:03:17 AM   
Sinergy


Posts: 9383
Joined: 4/26/2004
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: pinkkeith

quote:

ORIGINAL: marieToo

Men.  What do they know about cleaning?   ::shaking head::



Hey! There are plenty of men who know how to clean.

Yet, I have in the past mixed cleaning agents as well, but it never came out to anything that caused any harm.


I believe it is ammonia and bleach which, when combined, form the same gas they treat prisoners to in the gas chamber.

Dont mix cleaning products :)

Sinergy

_____________________________

"There is a fine line between clever and stupid"
David St. Hubbins "This Is Spinal Tap"

"Every so often you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You cant do that, it is gone, gone forever." J. Danforth Quayle


(in reply to pinkkeith)
Profile   Post #: 165
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 3:07:20 PM   
MagiksSlave


Posts: 2768
Joined: 9/11/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy


I believe it is ammonia and bleach which, when combined, form the same gas they treat prisoners to in the gas chamber.

Dont mix cleaning products :)

Sinergy


You know anything that could potentialy be harmfull should not be sold to children under the age of 18 or Men!!!

Magik's slave

_____________________________

If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.


-Rodney Atkins-



(in reply to Sinergy)
Profile   Post #: 166
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 3:23:33 PM   
gretchenS


Posts: 237
Joined: 8/19/2006
Status: offline 		I have never experienced really stupid accidents, but reading this always makes me feel better after any silly accident I might had...

www.darwinawards.com

(in reply to MagiksSlave)
Profile   Post #: 167
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 3:28:30 PM   
MagiksSlave


Posts: 2768
Joined: 9/11/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: gretchenS

I have never experienced really stupid accidents, but reading this always makes me feel better after any silly accident I might had...

www.darwinawards.com



((giggles))

So very glad we could be of some help LOL

Magik's slave

_____________________________

If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.


-Rodney Atkins-



(in reply to gretchenS)
Profile   Post #: 168
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 3:34:43 PM   
Killbotsgirl


Posts: 95
Joined: 10/25/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

Back when I was a Know it All 17 year old, I thought I knew how to make a floor shine. I decided to add about 4 to 5 different cleaning chemicals including pine sol, bleach, and commet. As the steam rose from the bucket, I took a big wiff to smell the aroma. Within ten minuets, I was in the hospital where I spent twenty hours of coughing mucus without being able to stop. The diner I was working in had to be shut down for the day due to the toxic vapor engulfing the entire facility. What part of "Warning: Do not mix with other chemicals" was I not understanding?  
um there is a lesson to be learned here.....men and chemicles do not mix no matter how bad they want to they just dont

(in reply to MagiksSlave)
Profile   Post #: 169
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 8:46:57 PM   
ShreveportMaster


Posts: 899
Joined: 10/6/2004
From: Dallas, Tx
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: pinkkeith

quote:

ORIGINAL: marieToo

Men.  What do they know about cleaning?   ::shaking head::



Hey! There are plenty of men who know how to clean.

Yet, I have in the past mixed cleaning agents as well, but it never came out to anything that caused any harm.


I believe it is ammonia and bleach which, when combined, form the same gas they treat prisoners to in the gas chamber.

Dont mix cleaning products :)

Sinergy


Close,
Gas Chambers use Cyanide gas, you mix bleach and ammonia you get Chloramine gas, chlorine based. (chlorine gas is poisonous in it's own right, but when mixed with ammonia, it becomes remarkably noxious.) In a pinch it can be used for executions, though Hanging is still preffered in more conservative areas.

As for the most stupid way I ever injured myself, age 3, in full Superman costume, jumping off the bathtub attempting to fly, breaking right arm on the sink.

                                               I wish you well,
                                                                       Shreve

_____________________________

"And to sooth the Bosk, there was found a Singing Cowboy. To soothe the Cowboy, a kajira is needed."

Riders of Gor
Book 37, Pg 298 ;-)

(in reply to Sinergy)
Profile   Post #: 170
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 8:49:31 PM   
MagiksSlave


Posts: 2768
Joined: 9/11/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: ShreveportMaster


Close,
Gas Chambers use Cyanide gas, you mix bleach and ammonia you get Chloramine gas, chlorine based. (chlorine gas is poisonous in it's own right, but when mixed with ammonia, it becomes remarkably noxious.) In a pinch it can be used for executions, though Hanging is still preffered in more conservative areas.

As for the most stupid way I ever injured myself, age 3, in full Superman costume, jumping off the bathtub attempting to fly, breaking right arm on the sink.

                                             I wish you well,
                                                                     Shreve


((giggles))

Oh man... wasnt there some thread about Gor men not beeing perfect??? I think you should post this there Sir!!

Magik's slave

_____________________________

If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.


-Rodney Atkins-



(in reply to ShreveportMaster)
Profile   Post #: 171
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 9:30:31 PM   
ShreveportMaster


Posts: 899
Joined: 10/6/2004
From: Dallas, Tx
Status: offline 		 smiles, and gently ruffles her curls...
I was not a Man yet luv, merely a foolish child.

_____________________________

"And to sooth the Bosk, there was found a Singing Cowboy. To soothe the Cowboy, a kajira is needed."

Riders of Gor
Book 37, Pg 298 ;-)

(in reply to MagiksSlave)
Profile   Post #: 172
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/29/2006 10:00:23 PM   
darksdesire


Posts: 326
Joined: 10/18/2006
Status: offline 		i just bought one of those new less painful "epilady" devices; one of those electric things that rips the hair out by the roots so you don't have to shave for a while.  i was using it for the first time, and giving myself a brazillian, and i failed to hold the skin taut.  It literally sucked up my labia into this tiny slot and i had the thing hanging off of me for about ten minutes before i finally figured out how to take it apart.  The worst part was that my labia started to swell, making it tighter and increasingly painful.  i was very close to calling to 800 number to ask for help.

(in reply to ShreveportMaster)
Profile   Post #: 173
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/30/2006 6:21:10 AM   
RUpainsmith


Posts: 42
Joined: 11/13/2006
Status: offline 		As a child of 3 or 4 years, I was playing outside in my yard, and stepped on a bee that had already been crushed into the patio.  While the body was mangled and dead, the stinger was still intact, and as I was bearfoot, I got my first bee sting from a bee that was already dead.

(in reply to darksdesire)
Profile   Post #: 174
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/30/2006 6:37:49 AM   
Aeon


Posts: 199
Joined: 6/5/2006
Status: offline 		When I was 10 I spent the night with a friend who lived on the canals.  We spent the whole afternoon in her boat and playing along the canal. Naturally, that night I dreamed pretty heavily about the same activities.  Early the next morning as I lay asleep dreaming her mother came in to wake us up. Unfortunately, I got up before I fully stopped dreaming. Still sleeping I ran towards the sliding glass door that led out to the yard and canal. Of course, I could not tell that the door was closed and ran into it at a pretty good clip and sent myself flying backwards. As I was falling backwards I finally woke up...just in time to hit my head on the coffee table and knock myself out cold. It was a lovely way to start my day.  LOL

(in reply to RUpainsmith)
Profile   Post #: 175
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/30/2006 5:04:09 PM   
MagikSwitch


Posts: 4
Joined: 8/2/2006
Status: offline 		Okay, doesn't compare with any of the others on here, but did reflexively try to catch some sewing scissors and found out the hard way how sharp they are. I still have a scar on my pinkey, but no trips to the ER to speak of. Other than that, I perenially jab myself with my pinwheel that always seems to have at least one spoke stiking out of my bag. Bloodthirsty little bugger.

(in reply to marieToo)
Profile   Post #: 176
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/30/2006 5:07:05 PM   
BrokenDoll


Posts: 106
Joined: 8/15/2006
Status: offline 		Has anyone ever done something really stupid dering a scene??

_____________________________

Please take care of your toys treat them with Love and respect, For broken toys are no fun at all!

-doll-

(in reply to MagikSwitch)
Profile   Post #: 177
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/30/2006 5:10:07 PM   
MagiksSlave


Posts: 2768
Joined: 9/11/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: MagikSwitch

Okay, doesn't compare with any of the others on here, but did reflexively try to catch some sewing scissors and found out the hard way how sharp they are. I still have a scar on my pinkey, but no trips to the ER to speak of. Other than that, I perenially jab myself with my pinwheel that always seems to have at least one spoke stiking out of my bag. Bloodthirsty little bugger.


((pouts)) can we get rid of that thing Master?? I still have a mark on my thumb from where it bit me on saterday!!! its pure evil and must be destroyed!!!

Magik's Slave

_____________________________

If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.


-Rodney Atkins-



(in reply to MagikSwitch)
Profile   Post #: 178
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/30/2006 5:11:10 PM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline 		yes, it culminated in an emergency room visit with me having teriffically  bruised ribs and her near death because of an asthma attack from laughing.

That's why I only do one show a day.

Beetlejuice


_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


(in reply to BrokenDoll)
Profile   Post #: 179
RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/30/2006 5:26:12 PM   
MagiksSlave


Posts: 2768
Joined: 9/11/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

yes, it culminated in an emergency room visit with me having teriffically  bruised ribs and her near death because of an asthma attack from laughing.

That's why I only do one show a day.

Beetlejuice



Should I even ask??

Magik's slave

_____________________________

If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.


-Rodney Atkins-



(in reply to mnottertail)
Profile   Post #: 180
Page:   <<   < prev  7 8 [9] 10 11   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself Page: <<   < prev  7 8 [9] 10 11   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.094