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LadyHugs -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 3:30:17 PM)

Dear CrazyC,

Your question was what is in a Dominant's Care Package.

The 'Dominant's Care Package' contains, 2 floggers, 2 canes, 2 paddles, 2 cuffs, 2 single tails, 2 quirts, 2 Naughty magazines that can put starch into anything soft and 2 First Aid Kits to handle self inflicted injuries (mostly out of frustration).

Respectfully submitted with a bit of wit,
Lady Hugs




MLskajira -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 3:48:51 PM)

why should Master/Dom's complain? this girl thought that was what she is for. Master gets frusterated, comes to His pet, yells at and whips her, kisses and cuddles her and leaves with a spring in His step and a smile on His lips, (if she does her job right).
this one thinks Master's/Dom's dont complain in public, but in private, while with Their pets, They let it all out.



amaidiamond -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 3:59:37 PM)

My Dom will grumble on occasion if he has had a rough day but he won't beat me when he's frustrated, so i tend to just be very quiet and either leave him alone or look after him dependant on what he wants. He soon gets back to himself again



Level -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 4:28:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

How come doms don't complain more often?  It's very annoying.


I'm offended at your being annoyed lol.....
 
Good question, Lam, though I'm not sure of an answer. I think that I do complain some, hell, I know I do, but I don't whine.... maybe that's part of it?



raiken -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 5:03:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

How come doms don't complain more often?  It's very annoying.


I'm offended at your being annoyed lol.....
 
Good question, Lam, though I'm not sure of an answer. I think that I do complain some, hell, I know I do, but I don't whine.... maybe that's part of it?
 
So for a dom to complain it is automatically stereo-typed as a whine?  hmmm makes sense?  and...i am frustrated, that you are offended at LaM being annoyed...sheesh already! ~grinz 




LaTigresse -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 5:09:56 PM)

I have wine and chocolate, exactly WHAT should I be complaining about??

My house is a pit, no one here to clean it but me, I spent $50 on gas to drive my truck today, I realized my truck is a bigger pussy than some whining subs, ahhhhhhhh....oh yeah, its cold and windy outside..........oh hell. I am inside, next week is pay week AND my favourite holiday......AND AND.......I have wine and chocolate. life is goooooooooood!



Level -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 5:55:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: raiken

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

How come doms don't complain more often?  It's very annoying.


I'm offended at your being annoyed lol.....
 
Good question, Lam, though I'm not sure of an answer. I think that I do complain some, hell, I know I do, but I don't whine.... maybe that's part of it?
 
So for a dom to complain it is automatically stereo-typed as a whine?  hmmm makes sense?  and...i am frustrated, that you are offended at LaM being annoyed...sheesh already! ~grinz 




The irritation I feel at your frustration is palpable. [:D]
 
No one said complaints automatically equaled whines, for dominants or anyone else. Don't you people get me to kvetching.



TemptingNviceSub -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 5:57:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

quote:

ORIGINAL: happypervert

Maybe someone will stumble in and start a "rude subs who don't reply to e-mail" thread. That ought to cheer LaM up.


I was about to say dominant type people do not complain here, they complain in our submissive forum and keep this one squeaky clean and domly looking. It is like taking a crap in the neighbor's toilet and then bragging how your own bathroom smells like roses.[:D]
Spews favorite diet pepsi to screen...BRAVA! Julia...[:D]....Tempting



BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 6:12:30 PM)

Okay, who is sick and whining again?  I made chicken and dumplings from scratch, to go with the cookies. 


Anyone?   Hmmmmm, any day now..... :: tapping foot ::  This bowl is getting hot!



tade -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 7:40:11 PM)

Cookies and Dumplings... Kinky



Mikal -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 8:03:22 PM)

Cookies and dumplins and kink, OH MY!
 
Now, who can complain about that??? lol



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 8:27:21 PM)

Chicken and Dumplings . nothing like a bowl of food to keep the mouth full so some Master will stop whining ... hmmmm seems like some slave may have found the key to stop us Masters from whining about subs and slaves and other things that go bump in the night .... time to rewrite the manual



corsetgirl -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 8:49:33 PM)

To LAM:
 
Chicken noodle soup and maybe a shot of Jack Daniels might do you some good, may make you forget about the cold...ah well...nevermind!
 
To Ron:
 
Good lyrics to the Billy Joel song as this gives me a good lesson in history if I can remember most of the words to the song....
 



LaMspeach -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 9:19:48 PM)

Whatever the Dominate  whats in there... laughs



Emperor1956 -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 9:39:56 PM)

I'm highly offended at:

all those overweight Professional transexual submissives who won't answer my emails and

won't have sex on the first meeting and

almost everything Ron says because its funnier than anything I said and

the person beneath me and

lying to an overweight submissive online on the first meeting and

that Lesbian girl up there calling something else a "pussy"  That just can't be right!*GRIN*

E.

(actually things are great here.  Its good to be the King.  Its Better to be the Emperor.  Get better soon, LaM.)




missturbation -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/18/2006 11:02:29 PM)

I know a dom that does nothing but complain and i have to say about things that there is no complaint to be made [:D]



Kinkypupper -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/19/2006 6:04:30 PM)

Because we are always right.... :-)



diamonddreamlove -> RE: I'm highly offended. (11/19/2006 10:52:54 PM)

Hands LaM warm bowl of chicken soup.  Smiles and runs for cover.



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