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WyrdRich -> Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 3:31:47 PM)

       We are heading off to a Punk concert tonight and I'm going to wear my "We love you OJ Simpson" T-shirt, that I found in a thrift store a few years back. 

     Just wondering what other folks have hiding in the back of the closet when you want to dress to offend?



givemyall -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 3:35:56 PM)

Ive got a t-shirt with the 'Worlds 10 greatest fucks' written on it.... it goes on to list some amusing comments with the word 'fuck' in them.

You can see people trying to get a sly read without trying to appear that they are looking at your boobs [:D]




LadyEllen -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 3:59:36 PM)

Dont have it any more, but I had the greatest tour T shirt ever - it was worn to pieces when I was 18 and a daft metal head though.

"Adolf Hitler European Tour 1939-1945" along with tour dates and a pic of the fuehrer himself on the front.

Amazing how clever that made me feel twenty-odd years ago. Amazing how fxxxin' offensive it really was.

E

PS - I'm still a metal head, though not as daft as back then - hopefully.



RubberWitch -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 4:08:14 PM)

Not in my personal collection, but...

"No I don't have tourettes, you really are a cunt",

and from the eighties.. "You're lucks in, I fuck ugly birds"



fergus -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 4:33:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Dont have it any more, but I had the greatest tour T shirt ever - it was worn to pieces when I was 18 and a daft metal head though.

"Adolf Hitler European Tour 1939-1945" along with tour dates and a pic of the fuehrer himself on the front.

Amazing how clever that made me feel twenty-odd years ago. Amazing how fxxxin' offensive it really was.

E

PS - I'm still a metal head, though not as daft as back then - hopefully.


I remember that shirt!  And if memory serves, it had the 'tour dates' on the back of the dates and countries they invaded.  With England and Russian marked "Cancelled".

Back in my day I listened to a heavy metal band called "Nuclear Assault" - and I had a t-shirt.  But in good heavy metal fashion, the font was kind of difficult to read.  One day, two african american students cornered me and asked what my shirt said.  I made an educated guess at what they *THOUGHT* it said and promptly pointed out what it ACTUALLY said!  I was relieved, and I think they were too.

fergus



missturbation -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 4:41:05 PM)

My wonder woman in bondage always manages to offend - don't know why!!



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 4:53:19 PM)

So does my " I hear voices, and they dont like you"  t-shirt.



LeMis -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 5:07:48 PM)

Many years ago while in a custom tee shirt shop,
a kid in front of me had a shirt printed up to say, "fuck you" on the front...
and then on the back he had printed up, "and you too!"  [:D]


I still giggle when I think of all the people who looked back at him after he walked by, lol  [:D]



LaTigresse -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 5:20:11 PM)

I kinda like to be selective in whom I offend.......ready, aim, fire!!!

So my offensive t-shirts are probably kinda lame.

#1 "Enjoy good health, eat your honey" with a little honey bee on it

#2 "Eve was framed" with a picture of an apple with a bite out of it

#3 for the chest staring crowd "They're called boobs Ed" .....Erin Brockovich.       In very small type on a low cut snug t-shirt, across the boobs.



siamsa24 -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 6:01:32 PM)

I had one custom made for my man.  It is a plain black shirt with white letters that says "Emo makes me angry"
He works in the music industry and quite a few people have gotten angry over it, but then again almost as many people want to know where he got it.



Arpig -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 6:48:14 PM)

LadyE!! What a great shirt!!
I definately would have worn that proudly back when.

Hmm, I used to have one with a picture of Ho Chi Minh on it, which got some dirty looks in Chinatown (actually should be called Little Saigon in Ottawa) where I lived.



Shadowrun -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 6:54:56 PM)

I just have the one I need to buy for leather retreat next year. I just says, "Calm down, lets not turn this rape into a murder."

There is also that Insane Clown Possy shirt I saw someone wearing at TES Fest a couple years ago. The front "Rape is never funny" the back "unlessyour raping a clown." All the more funner since the event had a circus theme with a bunch of female fetish clowns.



Kalira -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 7:03:15 PM)

I have an old NWA shirt that I got when they were still doing the club scene. I wore it once to a blues club in Chicago; got some very very intimidating glares [&:] and some angry comments.

Needless to say, we got kicked out of the club [8D]


For those who don't know NWA stands for NiggersWithAttitudes



RazorJAK -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 9:31:57 PM)

I make a point of wearing offensive shirts when working the door of the clubs.  It fits the colour of the places I usually worked.

some of them have been:

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK

SWALLOW,  or it's going in your eye.

Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night.

... and them some.

I liked one club I worked at due to the staff shirts.  STAFF was spelled STAPH.



darchChylde -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 9:40:56 PM)

I used to have this long sleeved shirt for the band "Cradle of Filth" which, on the front, had a femme vampire feeding on another woman's neck from behind.  It had nudity on it, the victim's left breast and nipple.  On the sleeves at the elbows it said
__________________________
Crush their onholy idols
No church shall bar our path
Seductive evil drink your fill
Of the bleeding christ in your arms
__________________________

that got stolen and i can't find another... while i don't listen to the band anymore, i still collect their shirts, thry have some incredible artwork



LaMspeach -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 9:43:27 PM)

I dont wear t-shirts with saying on them  but if i did it would say ... " Your husband taugh me how to do that "



Emperor1956 -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 9:44:06 PM)

Oh that's easy:

Its in olive drab camo

BRING OUR CAMEL FUCKING TROOPS HOME!

E.

(I trust all of you disgusting perverts know this site.  Its outrageously funny, unless you are blessed with a witty, nasty minded 19 year old daughter who actually wears this one.  *SIGH*)



UtopianRanger -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 9:58:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyrdRich

      We are heading off to a Punk concert tonight and I'm going to wear my "We love you OJ Simpson" T-shirt, that I found in a thrift store a few years back. 

    Just wondering what other folks have hiding in the back of the closet when you want to dress to offend?



Hey Rich.

A few years back I purchased a red t-shirt off e-bay that says on the front side { In bold yellow block lettering} '' FREE MILOSEVIC ''   then on the back side it has a picture of the ''Crescent moon'' in a circle with a big slash running through it. I used/use it as my workout shirt at the gym. Ninety-nine percent of the folks who see it don't even understand the significance of it. The ones that do just laugh.




 - R



koimizu -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/18/2006 10:09:00 PM)

Shirts that i feel should exist and if they do, i would sooooo want.

1. You don't suck half as well as mom does sis.
2. I'm not cheating on you because I'm leaving you.
3. If you don't mind being an alibi for me last night...
4. Today I'm feeling generous so get on your knees.
5. I got you something sexy... *written over a picture of a paper bag*
6. Parternity tests are organ donor lottery!
7. Quit crying, can't you see I'm trying to cum you inconsiderate bitch?
8. Does anal hurt at first?  Yeah, but only you.
9. Of course I heard your opinion.  I just don't give a shit about it.
10. I am not trying to offend you.  I'm trying to offend everyone.




Chloelicious -> RE: Most offensive T-shirt (11/19/2006 2:13:48 AM)

I used to have a tee shirt who said:

MENopause
MENstrual cramps
MEntal anxiety

Why all our troubles start with MEN?

Another one was Totally Bitch
Dangerous state

My last one is> you call me bitch.... (on the front)
.... like it is a bad thing (on the back)

Maybe not really offending but i got my little success when i wear or wore them



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