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TreSwank -> RE: What colors do you wear the most? (12/4/2006 1:01:18 PM)
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I look good in tight pastel shirts, and earthy greens. When I wear my favorite baby blue shirt out during the summertime, I can't help but to pause at most reflective surfaces and remark to myself, "What an uber-sexy ANIMAL of a man!!!!" As a matter of fact, that shirt almost makes me look TOO sexy for the general public- so much to that effect, in fact, that I have to limit it's usage to bi-weekly occasions. I think that there may be a law in CT that prohibits "sexing up the collective public" more than once every two weeks........which puts me within the limits of the statute, but still skating on thin ice.
When I wear my baby blue tee on the street, it's like the juice factory in every lady passer-by's vagina just goes into "sex-you-up" overload. No kidding, Ladies and Gents; it's like, BAM........instant orgasm. I try to get away from it, but that goddamn blue tee keeps on coming back, like a faithful hunting-dog with emotional ties to it's master.
I was gonna wear it for my profile pic, but upon re-examination, I realized that my picture would never be accepted if the moderators decided to keep it for themselves, to feed their own prurient, closed-doors fantasies. That's why I opted for the old, grey hoody and five o' clock shadow, instead of electronic neon sex-appeal.
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