A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl.

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TreSwank -> A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 1:18:10 PM)
You smoke pole as if it were positively de rigueur for you to flourish and grow strong...........like Flintstones vitamins.........Centrum Silver.........Miracle Grow. Your blowjobs may never receive celebrity endorsement, but I'll be damned if they don't make my tummy burn, and my heart wax joyful. Let's face it, now - every little word you utter is a chocolate-dipped turd, a stillbirth made up and dressed to the nines for a pretentious photo-shoot......but when you wrap those painted lips around me and bob up and down all studious-like, I could almost buy you a milkshake (any flavor you want). I don't mind your insincerity so much, but when you stop before I'm finished, it makes me want to have a little mini-breakdown. Don't you want to be basted with my industrial-strength love goo........roll around in it...........compose arias of jizz lovin' fervor? You know, it really hurts my feelings when you stop two steps short of the finish line. Hopefully, we can work on that.

MagiksSlave -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 1:19:34 PM)
Someone needs a nap Magik's slave

TreSwank -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 1:20:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave Someone needs a nap Magik's slave Or a milkshake.

Aileen68 -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 1:22:27 PM)
The visuals that you create with words are priceless. I think I love you on some strange level. [&:] OK...not really, but I love your posts.

TreSwank -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 1:28:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 The visuals that you create with words are priceless. I think I love you on some strange level. [&:] OK...not really, but I love your posts. I think I also really like you on some level , Aileen..........a level that involves my penis, mostly. Okay.....it definitely involves my penis. The Domestic Violence Rhumba thread got me a little temporarily jaded with serious posts.

Aileen68 -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 1:34:32 PM)
Well that is where your brain is located.

MagiksSlave -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 1:35:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 The visuals that you create with words are priceless. I think I love you on some strange level. [&:] OK...not really, but I love your posts. LOL you hit the nail on the head with that one I feel the same way!!! Magik's slave

MagiksSlave -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 1:36:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 The visuals that you create with words are priceless. I think I love you on some strange level. [&:] OK...not really, but I love your posts. I think I also really like you on some level , Aileen..........a level that involves my penis, mostly. Okay.....it definitely involves my penis. The Domestic Violence Rhumba thread got me a little temporarily jaded with serious posts. ((sends tre a huggeeee hugg but no milkshake LOL)) Hey I defended you in that one!!!! Magik's slave

TreSwank -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 1:37:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Well that is where your brain is located. Wait a minute.............that almost sounded like an insult. Don't make me revoke your pudding privileges, Aileen.

MagiksSlave -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 1:51:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Well that is where your brain is located. Wait a minute.............that almost sounded like an insult. Don't make me revoke your pudding privileges, Aileen. Well sometimes the truth hurts dear!! ((Giggles)) Magik's slave

Aileen68 -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 1:59:24 PM)
I would never insult you. Remember...I just declared my love, didn't I?

TreSwank -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 2:02:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 I would never insult you. Remember...I just declared my love, didn't I? *Tentatively hands the pudding back. Okay............I guess.

Aileen68 -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 2:11:06 PM)
Mmmmm....pudding. And for the record, I never leave a guy hanging.

happypervert -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 4:31:25 PM)
You forgot to start it with: Dear fuckhole

dcnovice -> RE: A Really Romantic, Sweet Letter to a Girl. (11/19/2006 4:48:07 PM)
quote: it really hurts my feelings when you stop two steps short of the finish line Maybe she's a sadist. [:)]

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