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TreSwank -> Money-Switch (11/20/2006 1:42:12 PM)

       Assuming the ratio of Dominant Women asking for tribute payments is directly proportionate to the number of Dominant Women receiving "said" payments, I would like to make an important public decree.

       From now on, I'd like to receive tributes from all individuals posting on my threads.  Although cash, credit, and debit cards are accepted, TreSwank (Tribute Switch) will not refuse payments in the form of:

  1.  Pudding, or tasty and delightful flavored substances with a consistency similar to that of pudding.

 
   2.  Painted seashells, arranged in an aesthetically pleasing manner over wood-surfaces.

   3.   Deluxe family packages of macaroni and cheese.

    4.   Gold...........and I don't mean watches, rings, or other items of jewelry.  I'm talking about freshly mined gold, straight from the bowels of mother-nature.

      Other offers will be considered.




Aileen68 -> RE: Money-Switch (11/20/2006 1:46:03 PM)

Tribute even from lowly subs?




LaTigresse -> RE: Money-Switch (11/20/2006 2:05:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

      Assuming the ratio of Dominant Women asking for tribute payments is directly proportionate to the number of Dominant Women receiving "said" payments, I would like to make an important public decree.

      From now on, I'd like to receive tributes from all individuals posting on my threads.  Although cash, credit, and debit cards are accepted, TreSwank (Tribute Switch) will not refuse payments in the form of:

1.  Pudding, or tasty and delightful flavored substances with a consistency similar to that of pudding.


  2.  Painted seashells, arranged in an aesthetically pleasing manner over wood-surfaces.

  3.   Deluxe family packages of macaroni and cheese.

   4.   Gold...........and I don't mean watches, rings, or other items of jewelry.  I'm talking about freshly mined gold, straight from the bowels of mother-nature.

     Other offers will be considered.


I do not give up the bling baby! Nor will I ever BUY mac and cheese.....it is to be made from scratch with velveeta and baked in the oven until it gets a nice brown almost black coating around the edge of the top. I live in Iowa, seashells are in short supply. HOWEVER, I can cook da puddin, from scratch even. IF I am so inclined.




Aileen68 -> RE: Money-Switch (11/20/2006 2:10:52 PM)

How about homemade Christmas cookies?




MagiksSlave -> RE: Money-Switch (11/20/2006 2:23:46 PM)

((giggles)) I wana adopt Tre!!! He can live under Masters bed with me :)

Magik's slave




onlythewindknows -> RE: Money-Switch (11/20/2006 2:29:37 PM)

can i give you a kiss, sweetheart? [8D] hope you aren't still mad at me.[:@]




darchChylde -> RE: Money-Switch (11/20/2006 2:49:02 PM)

i like posting in Tre's threads... i hope that this pudding tribute may give me a lifetime membership

Tre, you don't mind sharing do you?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/DarchChylde/puddingtub.jpg




TreSwank -> RE: Money-Switch (11/20/2006 2:55:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

i like posting in Tre's threads... i hope that this pudding tribute may give me a lifetime membership

Tre, you don't mind sharing do you?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/DarchChylde/puddingtub.jpg


Oh great............here I was eating bacon with buttered rolls and you had to go and make me have a massive, throbbing, bulbous, erection.

Yes.........your membership card will be mailed to you, along with your own TreSwank commemorative plates, which, of course, will only increase in value as collector's items, provided you  possess a valid certificate of authenticity.

All offers thus far, have been deemed acceptable by TreSwank (Money Switch).




missturbation -> RE: Money-Switch (11/20/2006 4:20:38 PM)

I'll send you the price tags from my new la senza underwear so you can see how much 'tribute' i recieved for going to lunch with a friend ?




RazorJAK -> RE: Money-Switch (11/20/2006 10:41:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

      Assuming the ratio of Dominant Women asking for tribute payments is directly proportionate to the number of Dominant Women receiving "said" payments, I would like to make an important public decree.

      From now on, I'd like to receive tributes from all individuals posting on my threads.  Although cash, credit, and debit cards are accepted, TreSwank (Tribute Switch) will not refuse payments in the form of:

1.  Pudding, or tasty and delightful flavored substances with a consistency similar to that of pudding.


If you mean pudding as in REAL pudding (ie bread pudding,  plum pudding ...) then I'd be willing to send you a portion of the rum pudding I'll be making for Yule.  How can you not love a dessert that is ignitable?

Most of the desserts I make are alcoholic.  What can I say?  Fruit cakes and drunken puddings are both yummy.





RazorJAK -> RE: Money-Switch (11/20/2006 10:45:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

     Assuming the ratio of Dominant Women asking for tribute payments is directly proportionate to the number of Dominant Women receiving "said" payments, I would like to make an important public decree.

     From now on, I'd like to receive tributes from all individuals posting on my threads.  Although cash, credit, and debit cards are accepted, TreSwank (Tribute Switch) will not refuse payments in the form of:

1.  Pudding, or tasty and delightful flavored substances with a consistency similar to that of pudding.


 2.  Painted seashells, arranged in an aesthetically pleasing manner over wood-surfaces.

 3.   Deluxe family packages of macaroni and cheese.

  4.   Gold...........and I don't mean watches, rings, or other items of jewelry.  I'm talking about freshly mined gold, straight from the bowels of mother-nature.

    Other offers will be considered.


I do not give up the bling baby! Nor will I ever BUY mac and cheese.....it is to be made from scratch with velveeta and baked in the oven until it gets a nice brown almost black coating around the edge of the top. I live in Iowa, seashells are in short supply. HOWEVER, I can cook da puddin, from scratch even. IF I am so inclined.



No offense tigger,  but the idea of cheese macaroni made with velveeta being called "made from scratch" hurts me deep in my chef's soul.

Here:  Baked Mac & Cheese (something you can TRULY call  "made from scratch")

1/2 pound elbow macaroni
3 tablespoons butter
3 tablespoons flour
1 tablespoon powdered mustard
3 cups milk
1/2 cup yellow onion, finely diced
1 bay leaf
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1 large egg
12 ounces sharp cheddar, shredded
1 teaspoon kosher salt
Fresh black pepper
Topping:
3 tablespoons butter
1 cup panko bread crumbsPreheat oven to 350 degrees F.
In a large pot of boiling, salted water cook the pasta to al dente.
While the pasta is cooking, in a separate pot, melt the butter. Whisk in the flour and mustard and keep it moving for about five minutes. Make sure it's free of lumps. Stir in the milk, onion, bay leaf, and paprika. Simmer for ten minutes and remove the bay leaf.
Temper in the egg. Stir in 3/4 of the cheese. Season with salt and pepper. Fold the macaroni into the mix and pour into a 2-quart casserole dish. Top with remaining cheese.
Melt the butter in a saute pan and toss the bread crumbs to coat. Top the macaroni with the bread crumbs. Bake for 30 minutes. Remove from oven and rest for five minutes before serving.
Remember to save leftovers for fried Macaroni and Cheese.




RubberWitch -> RE: Money-Switch (11/21/2006 1:18:21 AM)

What? you don't make your own pasta?
Jak...shame on you...




RazorJAK -> RE: Money-Switch (11/21/2006 1:27:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

What? you don't make your own pasta?
Jak...shame on you...


I knew someone was going to say that.

Yes,  I'm guilty of buying my pasta.  Mostly because I don't make a living from being in the kitchen.  SOME allowances have to be made for working a job with a 10 hour shift.




TreSwank -> RE: Money-Switch (11/21/2006 3:42:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RazorJAK

Here:  Baked Mac & Cheese (something you can TRULY call  "made from scratch")

1/2 pound elbow macaroni
3 tablespoons butter
3 tablespoons flour
1 tablespoon powdered mustard
3 cups milk
1/2 cup yellow onion, finely diced
1 bay leaf
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1 large egg
12 ounces sharp cheddar, shredded
1 teaspoon kosher salt
Fresh black pepper
Topping:
3 tablespoons butter
1 cup panko bread crumbsPreheat oven to 350 degrees F.
In a large pot of boiling, salted water cook the pasta to al dente.
While the pasta is cooking, in a separate pot, melt the butter. Whisk in the flour and mustard and keep it moving for about five minutes. Make sure it's free of lumps. Stir in the milk, onion, bay leaf, and paprika. Simmer for ten minutes and remove the bay leaf.
Temper in the egg. Stir in 3/4 of the cheese. Season with salt and pepper. Fold the macaroni into the mix and pour into a 2-quart casserole dish. Top with remaining cheese.
Melt the butter in a saute pan and toss the bread crumbs to coat. Top the macaroni with the bread crumbs. Bake for 30 minutes. Remove from oven and rest for five minutes before serving.
Remember to save leftovers for fried Macaroni and Cheese.



That sounds like it would be pretty awesome.




TreSwank -> RE: Money-Switch (11/21/2006 6:32:22 AM)

How the hell did YouTube get this footage of me flexing in front of the mirror?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCycMrCHY0U&NR




Aileen68 -> RE: Money-Switch (11/21/2006 6:38:07 AM)

Sweety, if that was you I'd be a Domme and be moving to Connecticut.




TreSwank -> RE: Money-Switch (11/21/2006 6:39:41 AM)

I knew I was being watched.




Aileen68 -> RE: Money-Switch (11/21/2006 6:42:59 AM)

I had to go watch that again.
Lordy...I'm drooling.
And that paranoid feeling is just the voices in your head.




Lorelei115 -> RE: Money-Switch (11/21/2006 12:31:52 PM)

Alas, I am poor and have nothing to offer but myself. *sigh* Guess that means no more posting in Tre's threads for me!





Bluebird -> RE: Money-Switch (11/21/2006 6:58:36 PM)

Jak - That sounds like the best recipe for mac & cheese that I ever heard of ... I printed it out and am making it for dinner tomorrow night.
 
And sorry, Tre, but you can't have any unless you turn this post into something more interesting :-) But maybe I will toss you a gratuitous pudding thought:
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2140618810068256309IsZPLZ




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