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Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 3:06:25 PM   
feylin


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"Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter....The Global Orgasm for Peace."

Its their hope that everyone will take a moment on December 22 to focus on global peace and then orgasm.  It does sound more fun than "Talk Like a Pirate" day -- and less likely to give you a sore throat for the most part.

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 3:11:58 PM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Anyone that points out to Feylin that this has been posted already, twice, will receive a slap round the head for picking on a newbie.

Just like the one Lotus is going to give me for pointing it out to her, the last time.

Its in Alternative Lifestyles - "has anyone heard about this"

E

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 3:59:24 PM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		And what annoys me most, is that even after its been posted three times, I still dont have a buddy for this event!

E

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 4:07:48 PM   
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Your kindness is truly appreciated, Lady Ellen.  I hope you find your buddy, but you have a month!  Your odds should increase with each posting? 

What I am worried about is being able to "focus on world peace" and then orgasm -- this will probably take a lot of practice and I only have a month!

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 4:23:27 PM   
Zensee


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Status: offline 		The more said about Global Orgasms the better!

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 4:44:24 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 5:19:46 PM   
feylin


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Status: offline 		LOL..even if they want to try and measure it using gold eggs?  Stolen, no doubt, from Willy Wonka's golden-egg-laying-gaggle-of-geese.

Website is funny/scary/silly, but the not-scientists in their video are hot!

http://www.globalorgasm.org/demo.html

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 5:22:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: feylin

AP ~

"Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter....The Global Orgasm for Peace."

Its their hope that everyone will take a moment on December 22 to focus on global peace and then orgasm.  It does sound more fun than "Talk Like a Pirate" day -- and less likely to give you a sore throat for the most part.




I'm going to do my part.

(And I should point out...I'm the best I've ever had).

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 6:12:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

And what annoys me most, is that even after its been posted three times, I still dont have a buddy for this event!

E


I absolutely LOVE it when little snippets of advice can be dispensed with one word.

HITACHI

Enjoy your peaceful ... um....gathering.

juliet

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 6:14:37 PM   
LTRsubNW


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ORIGINAL: feylin

AP ~

"Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter....The Global Orgasm for Peace."

Its their hope that everyone will take a moment on December 22 to focus on global peace and then orgasm.  It does sound more fun than "Talk Like a Pirate" day -- and less likely to give you a sore throat for the most part.




I am willing to give for my country.

(I'm a patriot).

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 6:17:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

I am willing to give for my country.

(I'm a patriot).

Now all you need is a cumpatriot for the solstice.


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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 6:19:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: feylin

Its their hope that everyone will take a moment on December 22 to focus on global peace and then orgasm.  It does sound more fun than "Talk Like a Pirate" day -- and less likely to give you a sore throat for the most part.



I could not refuse to participate, Matey.  Yarr, it be jolly to talk like a seadog.

Land hooooooooooooo!


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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 6:44:06 PM   
Zensee


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Status: offline 		Since Hallmark was invoked in the thread title, how about pitching some Global Orgasm Day cards to them?

Like -

The front is a cut out circle revealing a picture of the Earth from space.
Opening the card reveals the earth is surrounded by the letter O.

Caption:
"Dreaming of the Big O? Care to join me?"

"Happy Global Orgasm Day!"


OR

Close up of a fist with the middle finger raised.

Inside the same finger is buried to the hilt in a pussy.

Caption:

“Give a Fuck for Peace.”

“Happy Global Orgasm Day!”


Your turn...



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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 6:46:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: julietsierra

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

And what annoys me most, is that even after its been posted three times, I still dont have a buddy for this event!

E


I absolutely LOVE it when little snippets of advice can be dispensed with one word.

HITACHI

Enjoy your peaceful ... um....gathering.

juliet



HITACHI is a girls best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 6:52:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Zensee

quote:

ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

I am willing to give for my country.

(I'm a patriot).

Now all you need is a cumpatriot for the solstice.



(If only I knew what a "solstice" was).

(I'm destined for Hell).

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 7:11:26 PM   
caitlyn


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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 8:50:47 PM   
Arpig


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Status: offline 		ARRRRR!!! A pox on you caitlyn!! Ye went and stole me joke you did! Shiver me timbers!

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 9:33:24 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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ORIGINAL: feylin

Its their hope that everyone will take a moment on December 22 to focus on global peace and then orgasm.  It does sound more fun than "Talk Like a Pirate" day -- and less likely to give you a sore throat for the most part.


Nuh uh!  Nothing is more fun than "National Talk Like a Pirate Day"!  ARRRRRRGH!

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 9:38:14 PM   
CrazyC


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(If only I knew what a "solstice" was).

Known to be the darkest day of the year.

(I'm destined for Hell).



:) I haven't found my partner either, but i'm not worried. Oh and thinking of love, peace, and joy while having sex is all the energy it takes for this type of thing. (That was simple sex magic lesson- 101.)

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RE: Wait 'til Hallmark gets a hold of this one... - 11/20/2006 9:46:00 PM   
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