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Soup - 2/10/2005 3:13:57 PM   
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RE: Soup - 2/10/2005 5:04:14 PM   
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Watching the pain dry

Watching the grass grow

'Round and roun it goes where it stos no one knows

Put yer left hand in, put yer left hand out, put yer left hand in, and ya shake it all about...... oops..that's more of a song than a statement.

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RE: Soup - 2/10/2005 8:14:20 PM   
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Some that I really like:

Run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes.
A hundred years from now what the heck difference will it make?
Soorrryyy uh, doesn't do any good Charlie.
Rumble, Rumble, Rumble. Mutiny, mutiny, mutiny.



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RE: Soup - 2/10/2005 9:48:55 PM   
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if if if if my aunt had a sack she'd be my uncle.


oppo is poop spelled inside out


you know what the camel said? " high balls on me"

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RE: Soup - 2/10/2005 11:31:26 PM   
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oppo is poop spelled inside out

if if if....if my aunt had a sack she'd be my uncle.

you know what the camel said? high balls on me.

don't eat yellow snow.

everybody likes a little ass but nobody likes a smartass.

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RE: Soup - 2/11/2005 5:13:12 AM   
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one of my favorites..

If "if's" and "buts" were candy and nuts it'd by Christmas all year 'round"

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RE: Soup - 2/16/2005 2:29:59 PM   
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how about..

Just for shits and giggles

Hotter then a half screwed fox in a forest fire

Dumber then a box of rocks

Nothin' goes over the ole devils back that don't come back up around his belly

Jewel

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RE: Soup - 2/16/2005 6:40:35 PM   
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had a few giggles with the posted replies.

as flash as a rat with a gold tooth
flopping around like a cock in a shirt sleeve
goin home to the ball and chain (hubby/wife)
too many cooks spoil the broth
a rolling stone gathers no moss


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RE: Soup - 2/16/2005 9:34:30 PM   
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doesn't know his/her ass from a hole in the ground

couldn't slap his/her ass with 9 hands if they had them

couldn't find his/her way out of a paperbag with a flash light and a hand grenade





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RE: Soup - 2/17/2005 4:09:40 PM   
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I like broccoli cheese soup, yes I know that isn't what you're looking for. The rain came and its cold and I want soup.

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RE: Soup - 2/17/2005 5:38:43 PM   
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Pees and carrots
Fair in the Midland
Cool Cool and a Hill of beans
All that and a bag of chips
Fox in a hen house
Fights like 2 roasters in a Chicken coop
Don't get your feathers in a ruffel
Caught with your pants down
Hand caught in the cookie jar
Zing POW! To the moon!
Taste like chicken
What's up Doc?
Nutts and Bolts I got screwed
Elevator, Escalator I got the shaft
I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a ref.
Don't cry over spilt milk
Smooth as a babies bottom
You ain't whistle'n Dixie
I only trust you as far as I can throw you
Keep your friends close, your enimies closer
I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole
Blue, screwed, and tatooed
Hot to Trot
Paint the town Red
Madder than a hornets nest
Jumpin Gee Wiliker Horney Toads
Mess with the bull and you get hooked by the horns

Penny for your thought?





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RE: Soup - 2/17/2005 6:12:29 PM   
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opinions are like assholes, everybody has one and no one likes anyone else's


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RE: Soup - 2/17/2005 7:51:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: liltxsubby

opinions are like assholes, everybody has one and no one likes anyone else's



I always heard it as "opinions are like assholes - everyone has one and most of them smell"

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