BitaTruble
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
I was talking to a slave
Dear Master Muddle,
Right off the bat, you've got an issue. Real Masters don't talk. They stand, stoically, with their arms crossed at the chest and look dour. Try to practice the look in the mirror or you'll never pass the True Masters Test and earn your degree.
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after many months of online communication
Second problem. Your radar is off. Real slaves don't have access to the Internet because the cages in which they are kept in the dungeons don't have electricity. As soon as you someone contacts you on line, it's a sure bet they are fake.
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and all the discussions of whether or not I was a real Master
Let 'denial, denial, denial' be your catch phrase and never, ever have discussions about whether or not you are real and true because if you R real and true, you will never, ever say you are real and true.
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because I didn’t order them to do anything, or cam or any other Masterly thing,
That is a problem and you should start working on it immediately. I'd suggest going with baby steps. Go to Mickey D's and see how it feels to order a burger your way and then when the order arrives, insist that's not what you ordered, send it back a few times and see how that makes you feel. As long as you're not sweating, continue taking baby steps just ordering random people around until you are comfortable with the idea that it is your right as a real and true Master to order people around regardless of whether or not they actually happen to belong to you.
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.and not even asking them to get on their knees
Repeat after me.. "I don't ASK, I DEMAND".. you really need to get into the grove with the mantra or you'll never believe it yourself.
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or send me pussy shots,
WTF?? What's wrong with you? You actually may, indeed, be a hopeless case .. ::cries a little::
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and telling them their butt wasn’t too big
You're never going to tear someone down so you can build them back up if you don't get some cajones, my friend.
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and putting up with all the incessant and puerile detective work they liked to play around in,
If you have not taken the time to set up an alternate persona with a faked name, passport, ss# and the like, that is YOUR fault.
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like asking me when my wife got home
You just need to cop to the fact that you've had 6 wives, and they all divorced you because you haven't earned your Real And True Masters Degree yet but that you are working on it. Then tell the slut to shut the fuck up and get on her knees.
It's so simple.. what's the problem here?
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and who did I have on the side cause I wouldn’t sit up and IM with them till all hours of the night every night
Well, maybe you just need to change your tune then, Mister and learn to live on a little less sleep.
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and insuring that they had relocatable on their profile,
Ok, in all seriousness, this is a valid concern since you live in Ottertail, MN .. you'd have much more success if you actually lived in Bum Fuck Egypt, but that's another thread and it involves camel humps and shit and I just ain't going there.
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and them asking me to Dom them online
You need to learn how to say NO and mean it. As soon as you give the damn bitches an inch, they want at least 6 more. Don't give it to them!
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and give out advice on every subject
I'm telling ya.. Stoic, crossed arms, you'll save yourself tons of grief.
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and long periods
Yeah, long periods totally suck... all that blood and clotting. Yuck, just yuck.
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of sitting in front of the IM waiting for their replies
Can you say .. voice software big guy??
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when it was obvious they were talking to another…
That's because the 'other' is telling them to get on their knees and shit and getting off via webcam by being a real and true master while you're going without. Get a grip man!! (wow.. that sounded almost.. well, um.. never mind.)
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Then their profiles are gone
Easy to fix. Only contact people you can't see and who don't have profiles. Then when they poof, well, they were never there to begin with so.. problem solved!
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or they are really only relocateable 5 or 6 years from now
You'll just have to hang around with us till then. Lucky bastard.
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or they are in a relationship they want to get out of
Now, that's just silly. I mean, all submissives keep a key to the handcuffs in their mouths so if they wanted to get out, trust me, they would. Oh, maybe I wasn't supposed to spill that little secret. Oops.
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and so they are trying to find a firm grasp on the man in front of them
Well, that's all you want to, right? Someone to get a firm grasp on ya? Don't see the problem here.
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then their profile says collared by a true Master
Oh, don't worry about that. Their true Master isn't as Masterfully Masterful as you are and you can just take them away with a snap of the fingers as long as you follow all my advice exactly.
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and are there any real Slaves on this site or are they all a bunch of goofers and gamers
They are all a bunch of gamers and goofers or they would have been snatched (no pun intended.. well, maybe a little pun) up already.
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and I stop all communication with them with no explanation of why and they are mad.
Bitches.
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Is this her right?
NO! Slaves have no rights. Are you a newbie?
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After several attempts to communicate with me, they have given up but I am very confused and interested as to what other Subs/Slaves thoughts are on this.
They all need to come to my training academy where I will school them (for a moderate to exorbitant fee) in the ways of One True Slavery.
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My profile is viewable since I post on collarme but I am not a player and would appreciate constructive replies to this.
Thy will be done. The preceding has all been constructive and if followed to the letter you will be swimming in pootang before you know it.
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Am I the only one?
Yes.
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Is this common?
I forgot the question.
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Thank You.
You are most welcome!
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MasterMuddle
Mistress Mirth
Oh, one last thing.. you need to change your sn immediately. I've decided that SexyBeastnOttertail is going to be the most effective name for you as it can be read in one of two ways.. and the second way is going to garner someone interesting for any submissive who is interested in a Sexy beast with an otter tail.
Just think about it.
< Message edited by BitaTruble -- 11/22/2006 1:48:00 PM >
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