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What to lick?????????? - 11/22/2006 7:01:03 PM

missturbation

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Ok i'm on my laptop talking on msn and this is how the convo goes.
Me - do you mind if i take you to bed with me?
Him - sure
Me - I like being in bed with you
Him - it is unclear what you could lick on a laptop that would give me pleasure but think it thru.

So there it is - my dilemma !!
Any ideas lol?

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/22/2006 7:03:15 PM

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Well, perhaps you could tell him that you don't have anything to lick ...

but you will be thinking of him while you are double clicking your mouse.

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/22/2006 7:05:52 PM

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Yep. It's MSN. Be faster, or he'll know you cheated.

That having been said, if you have an old compaq one, they had the nipple.

Otherwise, the touchpad is the most sensitive part.

Alternately, if he's a sadist, tell him you stripped (the wire) and licked it.

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/22/2006 7:09:57 PM

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Lol i think he may go for the stripped wire.

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/22/2006 7:14:06 PM

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lick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/22/2006 7:37:21 PM

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How many licks does it take to get to the chewey center of Missturbation's laptop?

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/22/2006 8:51:11 PM

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The spacebar?

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/22/2006 8:54:14 PM

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the screen???

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/22/2006 9:14:09 PM

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Type with your tongue? lol Ok i am warped tonight.

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/22/2006 9:14:18 PM

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i'd say as far inside the floppy drive as you can reach

If you can't make the mechanism activate with your tongue, that's a paddlin'!

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/22/2006 11:25:48 PM

JerseyKrissi72

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I had a guy ask me once to actually type with my tits..it went something like this..

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/23/2006 3:17:40 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: fergus

Well, perhaps you could tell him that you don't have anything to lick ...

but you will be thinking of him while you are double clicking your mouse.

fergus

The SCROLLBUTTON is there for a reason. ;-)

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/23/2006 4:34:54 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: petdave

i'd say as far inside the floppy drive as you can reach If you can't make the mechanism activate with your tongue, that's a paddlin'!

Well, it started off as a floppy drive....

There are so many type with your tongue threads on other forums, but what a way to excersise. (and yes, i did, the whole post)

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/23/2006 6:24:35 AM

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The 6 and 9 keys?

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/23/2006 7:39:45 AM

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Work on the floppy disk drive until you get to a hard disk.

Keep at it, until it ejects.

Sorted

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/23/2006 7:45:02 AM

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i'd say do an oral search for the [ANY] key and when you do find it, hit [submit]

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/23/2006 7:48:10 AM

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Maybe both of you need to grow up and not treat Ds like a kid's game?
Just a thought.

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/23/2006 7:53:59 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: wantsanobssub

Maybe both of you need to grow up and not treat Ds like a kid's game?
Just a thought.

Look around and see what forum you're in [Polls and Other Random Stupidity]; people come in here for a giggle and to read some light-hearted whimsy. It's all well and good that you choose to take everything about Ds seriously at all times, but most of us have found something humorous about it at times. So please, relax, or find some more heavy-handed Ds threads to post in,

Just a thought.

< Message edited by darchChylde -- 11/23/2006 7:56:22 AM >

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/23/2006 9:33:50 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: wantsanobssub

Maybe both of you need to grow up and not treat Ds like a kid's game?
Just a thought.

My thought is that, considering the forum section this is in, all of the above answers and original question are perfectly acceptable. And who said that Ds needs to be all serious all the time? If Master didn't laugh with me and let me be the silly nut that I naturally am... I wouldn't have Him as my Master.

That aside... "Hi, dC!!!"

How about a game of duck-duck-goose?"
*pinch*
Ha-ha, I got you! Now you gotta chase me!
*sticks out tongue, giggles wildly*

Misst...

I highly recommend licking the "ENTER" button... over and over and over again!

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RE: What to lick?????????? - 11/23/2006 10:12:28 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead
That aside... "Hi, dC!!!"
How about a game of duck-duck-goose?"
*pinch*
Ha-ha, I got you! Now you gotta chase me!
*sticks out tongue, giggles wildly*

Hey, i can't play gid's games in my foral att*EEEEEEK!!!* HEY!!! Boy am i ever gonna goose you.

*chases down the red one

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