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medievalwench -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/23/2006 5:45:54 PM)

ohh, thankyou, made me feel better too, what a cool site :0)
wench




dcnovice -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/23/2006 7:06:36 PM)

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Cassandra ---

I hope you're feeling better and that Thanksgiving brought some joy.

The other day, I noticed a thread (which, of course, I now can't find) asking people what they feel grateful for. I set myself the challenge of coming up with one item for each letter of the alphabet. It was a fun, creative diversion, and it filled me with gratitude.

All best wishes,

DC




MmakeMme -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/24/2006 4:01:54 AM)

Tikkiee, this may not cheer you up at all ... but ... <geek mode> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I sure would like to read those books (and later discuss the material with you). </geek mode>




LadyEllen -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/24/2006 4:16:00 AM)

Cassandra - I have the secret. The secret to making a woman laugh. The same secret words uttered by the successful prince in whatever that fairy tale was where the princess would only marry the man who could make her giggle.

Three short words, which are guaranteed to generate laughter, even as they are said, let alone as the mental picture is conjured.






BIG DOG'S COCK

E




pahunkboy -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/24/2006 4:23:08 AM)

2-4-6-8
who do we a-p-pr-e-c-i-a-t-e




Sinergy -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/24/2006 6:02:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

im one step away from throwing my cell phone into the Susquehanna river! 

Dear Brother E.,

I cant help you. Quit feeling sorry for yourself. How dare you use the tone of voice you just did with me.  Yeah, I was there to bail your azz out of jail a few years back.  YOU backed out of a real estate deal- and left me holding the bag- all cause of your way of ways. I am reitired. I do not have the luxury of messing up financially.

I never went to you for money. Even when I had atty fees and medical bills that put me into bankrupsty.
I dont want your money.

I dont expect your money.

But I do expect to be treated with repsect.

You live in a glass house and you are throwing stones.

Im a hairline from 302/5150 you.
Life has cherry pits. deal with it.

dis yourself if you must- but im not a snot rag-

How dare you use the tone of voice just now.

Im angry at you right now.

Ild advice you to recall who your real friends are in life.

boo hoooo. life sucks.

you are an azzholoe right now. get over yourself.

turbo


Dont hold back, say what you really feel.

How exactly do you 5150 somebody?  I thought that was driving under the influence.

I would recommend patience, this too shall pass.  Or in the words of Sarah Conner's friend in The Terminator "Look at it this way, in 100 years, who is going to care?"

Sinergy




Sinergy -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/24/2006 6:05:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

2-4-6-8
who do we a-p-pr-e-c-i-a-t-e


Hit them high, hit them low, hit them where the hormones flow!

Hit 'em in the right knee, hit 'em in the left knee
hit 'em in the we need a touchdown!

Sinergy




wandersalone -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/24/2006 6:33:40 AM)

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper :)




Tikkiee -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/24/2006 6:34:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Cassandra - I have the secret. The secret to making a woman laugh. The same secret words uttered by the successful prince in whatever that fairy tale was where the princess would only marry the man who could make her giggle.

Three short words, which are guaranteed to generate laughter, even as they are said, let alone as the mental picture is conjured.






BIG DOG'S COCK

E

LMFAO
 
Now that got a chuckle lol




LadyEllen -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/24/2006 7:00:26 AM)

Told you it never fails Cassandra!

I know the secret words from that fairy tale. The successful prince asked a certain witch for the magic words that would grant him success.

I know all this because, I was that witch!

E




subfever -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/24/2006 7:19:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tikkiee

I am so depressed today that I actually read through 3 different books on molecular genetics.
 
How sad is that [:(]
 
I really need to get out more
 
/sigh


Hmm... I think the answer is pretty simple here.

Go out!

If that's not possible, then think of the very best orgasm you ever had... and all the events that led up to it.

If that doesn't bring a smile to your face, then it's hopeless. You may as well just drink yourself into a stupor and go to sleep... [;)]




philosophy -> RE: CHEER ME UP PLEASE (11/24/2006 9:56:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikida
Be Alert -- The World Needs More Good Lerts *i know people who haven't gotten that one YET*


...be aloof, we have enough lerts......




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