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AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:42:58 PM)
Now I want to go to Wicks and Sticks.

CrazyC -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:57:45 PM)
Actually, i have a friend in Sacramento who use to sell (and i think still does) penis and pussy candles. They came in a varity of colors. lol

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 11:12:50 PM)
OK wicks and sticks.. im pictring one of those carved candles, but, a penis with ornately designed balls. wow, i must be tired

BitaTruble -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 11:16:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy Hello A/all, The story of the film so far: 1) I have never sent a wax candle of my penis to Graham Norton, a flamboyantly gay Irish comedian who has won worst dressed man in England 5 years running. 2) strumpet thinks a dick candle would be a lovely thing to get from Graham Norton. 3) strumpet and I are in a dynamic, yet some gay dude is giving her dick? Whats up with that? Sinergy p.s. she now is trying to recover by begging me to send a wax imprint of Mr. Tiny to a flamboyantly gay Irish comedian. p.p.s WHAT THE F*CK IS UP WITH THAT? Pardon the expression, but.. fuck the wax, it's only going to melt. I'd go with bronze casting.. fer sure. [8D]

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/25/2006 11:46:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CrazyC Actually, i have a friend in Sacramento who use to sell (and i think still does) penis and pussy candles. They came in a varity of colors. lol Ooo... I should buy some to make my more conservative friends uncomfortable! If I have to put with tiny lectures about my life, then I get to have my revenge somehow!

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/25/2006 11:47:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy Hello A/all, The story of the film so far: 1) I have never sent a wax candle of my penis to Graham Norton, a flamboyantly gay Irish comedian who has won worst dressed man in England 5 years running. 2) strumpet thinks a dick candle would be a lovely thing to get from Graham Norton. 3) strumpet and I are in a dynamic, yet some gay dude is giving her dick? Whats up with that? Sinergy p.s. she now is trying to recover by begging me to send a wax imprint of Mr. Tiny to a flamboyantly gay Irish comedian. p.p.s WHAT THE F*CK IS UP WITH THAT? Pardon the expression, but.. fuck the wax, it's only going to melt. I'd go with bronze casting.. fer sure. [8D] A bronzed penis. That would surely become a family heirloom.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/25/2006 11:53:18 AM)
A bronzed penis, now that is something to take out and show the neighbors[8D]

KeirasSecret -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/25/2006 1:56:29 PM)
This reminds me of the little penis shaped lipsticks you can get at a naughty nighty party. Frankly, i have to say after reading so many of your post, i am a bit surprised that this situation has you so distraught. i guess in all fairness it can happen to the best. Perhaps it is because you are stuck on what you believe the intended use would be and not what she actually has in mind? Regardless, i have read enough to have faith that you are capable (if you chose to accommodate her) of turning this to your favor. You guys are too funny. Ps. i really appreciate the opportunity to watch others interact together. I don’t get out much and only really know Sir. Plus this gives me a chance to use the new saying my sister told me reminded her of me, soooo…. thanks. k i make plans….God just laughs

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/25/2006 3:46:42 PM)
This is true. I wonder if the OP would get upset about the penis lipsticks. You know you can get some pretty cool shades in those things.

MmakeMme -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/25/2006 4:01:16 PM)
Instead of a candle, how about an imprint on a nifty dinner plate ... or ... saucer ... depending ... ~ahem~

KeirasSecret -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/25/2006 4:03:17 PM)
Good point...i just love "multi-purpose". k i make plans....God just laughs

RazorJAK -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/25/2006 4:39:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub I think you are blowing this way out of portion. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH You did not say "blowing ... out of proportion" in a thread about dick candles. You couldn't have.

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/25/2006 5:35:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub I think you are blowing this way out of portion. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH You did not say "blowing ... out of proportion" in a thread about dick candles. You couldn't have. Wow... I did. Umm... I did a bad thing, tie me up and spank me? Grins evily

TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/25/2006 8:37:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I want him to make me a Mr Tiny candle, what's wrong with wanting an effigy Daddy's penis immortalized the way I saw it done on Norton's show? So that you can watch Mr. Tiny melt away and become flaccid and limp? Sinergy [/quote LOL...I am sure she has seen this sight before..I am of the opinion that maybe she is just into a wee bit of fantasy fireplay?..~g~......Tempting

Emperor1956 -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/26/2006 5:53:53 PM)
quote: MmakeMme: Instead of a candle, how about an imprint on a nifty dinner plate ... or ... saucer ... depending ... ~ahem~ or a large trencher, serving platter or other suitably LONG piece of crockery. Ahem. wink E

MagiksSlave -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/26/2006 6:04:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 LOL...that struck me funny! [:D] Aww... am I being dense again? ((sighs)) I didnt get it eather Magik's slave

sweetnurseBBW -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/26/2006 7:12:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: I want my penis candle to smell like cinnamon because that gets me all turned on and feeling subbly! Why I don't know.. I really want to thank you, I was feeling so misunderstood! I like the vanilla scent though... Since it is the holiday season, maybe a nice spruce pine scent or something christmasy smelling. [:D]

juliaoceania -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/26/2006 7:29:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sweetnurseBBW quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: I want my penis candle to smell like cinnamon because that gets me all turned on and feeling subbly! Why I don't know.. I really want to thank you, I was feeling so misunderstood! I like the vanilla scent though... Since it is the holiday season, maybe a nice spruce pine scent or something christmasy smelling. [:D] How about hanging with mistletoe... oh that is so bad!

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/26/2006 8:01:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: sweetnurseBBW quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: I want my penis candle to smell like cinnamon because that gets me all turned on and feeling subbly! Why I don't know.. I really want to thank you, I was feeling so misunderstood! I like the vanilla scent though... Since it is the holiday season, maybe a nice spruce pine scent or something christmasy smelling. [:D] How about hanging with mistletoe... oh that is so bad! A green and red holiday scented candle surrounded by mistletoe. When the candle has burned down, your man can take the wreath and put it around his real penis. Then get on your knees and remember to kiss under the mistletoe. I'm not a bad girl. Not at all!

Emperor1956 -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/27/2006 7:12:46 PM)
quote: A green and red holiday scented candle surrounded by mistletoe. When the candle has burned down, your man can take the wreath and put it around his real penis. Then get on your knees and remember to kiss under the mistletoe. I'm not a bad girl. Not at all! Why bother. I got my mistletoe belt buckle all ready for the office holiday party! E.

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