LaTigresse
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail OK, let's just think about the realisticness, regardless of the laudable intent of one proposal: The national or global safe call line: So, I register: whadda ya want Herman T Ferbisher license M-410-636-565-739 phone 218 555 1212 ssn 567-890-1234 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Dismal Seepage, North Dakota 57222 forget the fact that all the above is fugazi...easy enough to spoof....but let's say it's real so at some point a bunch of people are on this centralized and managed list....they have lesbians, and mouthpieces and gestapo that are on the panel for this oversight.... cooli-fuckin'-o, so I hook up with some bimbo from Ghana who is looking to hoover my Ingvald the Intruder for a couple weeks straight........... astonishing and astounding.......... couple weeks later, she is on the rag and is unsure if all her moving parts are still there, who knows, didn't slap her tits square enough; didn't get her pissflaps vibrating at 109.9 megacycles; whatever---as so often happens, without the least little bit of guile, completely without rancor and vengance in her rotten little fuckin' heart, and totally devoid of anything other than innocence, she goes to the local constable and asks, is this common? am I the only one? I signed up on this list, and------------------ List? List? says the Lavrenty Beria guy in charge at the local constabulary. Badda Bing, Badda Boom...........welocme to the largest terroristic and sexual predator conspiracy bust in the world............ J. Edgar Hoover only need stick the floppy in drive C: and hit enter and open a folder in the Washington computer and file it under codename UNSUCK ---- Or am I chicken little and need to calm the fuck down, because the issues are clearly delineated by the crack troops manning the perimeter of TIC? I am heartily ashamed that I said excuse me--- guys? Could I float a couple what-ifs at you and see what up? But, I guess I am a pish-tosher of the highest order, and am not in need of an assurance from the inner sanctum, other than we got you covered, that I don't have to cut the rug with Charlie Manson Saturday night............... John "FUCKIN'" Doe I am laughing so hard that words fail me. I believe this belongs in the Hall of Fame, framed behind bullet proof glass with a special guard all it's own.
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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one! Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!
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