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Spies - 11/26/2006 3:18:58 AM   
LTRsubNW


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I just finished bashing through the secured gate of a top secret community college somewhere in the midwest with 2 top level spies and their assistant in a tricked out convertible white 1998 Chrysler mini van (I was in charge of all the scuba gear and masks in case we had to go underwater at any time)...

We blew past that gate like it was made out of spaghetti.

Just as we were being chased by the two men who were spraying us with hip mounted airless paint sprayers shooting some kind of glowing green liquid at us, the mini van spun out and stopped in the middle of the parking lot near the hedge, I was looking for the convertor hose for the unit we were going to use when we got to the final destination and I looked around and none of my compatriots were in the vehicle.

I immediately got up and took off the orange sweatshirt I had on, exposing my red t-shirt underneath, mixed in with the growing crowd, took the tanks out of the vehicle, tossed 3 of them to some chic standing by and told her "be quiet, take these and go sit underneath that hedge over there...you're now a spy" (and she did) and those bastards never figured out I was one of them.

Minutes later, these moron security people were looking everywhere but near the van so I told the chic to put the tanks and such back in the mini van (the security people left the damn keys in the vehicle!!!) just in case.

I gotta go back to sleep.

(This spy shit is hard work).

< Message edited by LTRsubNW -- 11/26/2006 3:20:14 AM >


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RE: Spies - 11/26/2006 6:18:19 AM   
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RE: Spies - 11/27/2006 5:20:41 PM   
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(I can't believe no one else found this fascinating).

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RE: Spies - 11/27/2006 7:00:46 PM   
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That'll teach you to eat cheese before bed after watching an entire season of "24" in one sitting...

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