submom2 -> RE: help sending messages (2/13/2005 10:11:37 PM)
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The proper way to send a msg to a sub is: underline only one of each choice, Dear {worm, bitch, slut}, I am your new {Master, Mistress} and you will now {drop to the floor and worship me, send me your credit card information, stop picking your nose.} I expect you to start your new duties to me {immediately, online, in two weeks when I show up at your house with all of my possessions and move in.} I am sure you are in awe of the fact that you have been chosen as mine. It is the {highest honor, goal of any right minded sub, reason you were born.} Your new duties will entail {sexual service, supporting me financially, being a doormat.} You will be expected to be dressed in {nothing, leather, lingerie, chains, high heels} at all times. You will be at my beck and call. Welcome to your New Life, Sincerely, Faux Dominant Disclaimer: not responsible for any physical or mental damage sustained by sender. OMG, saving this one right now!!! Freaking hilarious...lol.
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