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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 3:28:48 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: childoftheshadow

around here, if someone feels the need to pass gas, they yell "in coming" and let it go. . . and depending on how much we've been drinking we rate them on a scale of 1-10


This sounds so familiar! My brothers have some great "warnings";

"Listen to this, too good to miss, ta-ra-ta-ra-ta-ta (fart)"
and then there's quacking one out and saying, really coolly....
"Get out and walk Donald"

and a thousand more that I cant think of. Great hilarity, and fair warning of a sort.

E

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 3:29:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: If there are others around of course I would.   I wouldn't let one rip at work, I'd get up and go to the ladies room.  If I need to take a pee, I stop what I am doing and go to the bathroom, for me it's the same thing---I don't squat on my livingroom rug.

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 3:30:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Squeakers
If there are others around of course I would.   I wouldn't let one rip at work, I'd get up and go to the ladies room.  If I need to take a pee, I stop what I am doing and go to the bathroom, for me it's the same thing---I don't squat on my livingroom rug.


I think you're quite right about the workplace thing btw. But at home, its a free for all I'm afraid - the only outright ban being when we're eating 'cause that is just vile!

edited to add - also banned when there is company. Unless its my brothers as they deserve all the payback coming their way.

E

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 3:33:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Actually nobody will understand this as usual:

but I think that alot of bdsm encompasses infantile type of things.

It is a way that grown ups can play cops and robbers or whatever, it should be fun and mindless, it feeds our adolescent soul ...

Fun and fulfilling or fuck it................

Ron



I cant be the only one worried Ron.

You're posting stuff that is clear and makes sense without referral via The Times cryptic crossword guide.

Are you alright?

E

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 3:34:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		Like I said I may be prude but for me---it's polite to go to the bathroom to fart when others are around ---if someone else like one of my kids rips one---that's fine---I leave the room because certain smells instantly cause a gag reflex with me and I will have to say---if my Dom decided to play the fart game---making me smell his gas---more than likely I'd have to rethink the relationship---thank goodness he is a prude just like me so it works.

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 3:39:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BrazilianBitch

Actually I understand it well. Life should be about having fun and nurturing our inner child. Thats what makes and keeps us all genius. And if I ever had to go to the bathroom just to fart in my own home, I would change homes. lol.


Hey! this ain't no shit, now (I love that I can say this here)

My twin brothers wife was having horrid 'female' pains; the  situation escalated and all manner of tests were done and it came down to the wire and they thought it might be some horrid cancer in there----

Oncologist says WTF, you stupid bitch, if you have to fart, FART!!!!!

She was embarrassed to fart  and wouldn't even do it in the bathroom alone, and she was like 45 at the time,  talk about kinky...........

Seriously,
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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 3:42:46 PM   
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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 3:44:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		It's a natural bodily function, people have been popping off since the beginning of time. Granted it's not always pleasant, and there are times when one shouldn't do it infront of others (my ex-father in law and my wedding day for example). But, at the end of the day, what goes in must come out.

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 3:55:14 PM   
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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 4:00:24 PM   
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Right then, enough tushy talk for me, tis late and my pillows do call me.

Good night all, it was nice meeting you, and I look forward to speaking to you all again some time.

I hope you all dream of wonderful things tonight.

G'night,
shadow

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 4:19:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: eyesopened

i am still laughing (i don't care who you are.... farts are funny).


Yes they are.
 
For some strange reason, working as a roofer induces amazing farting powers, or so it did when I was a roofer back in 1989. Second day on the job, we're driving to the lumber store, someone lets out a nasty abomination of a fart. Once I regained consciousness, my employer laughed and explained that I better get used to it, because I'd be doing the same within a short period of time. Sure enough, about a week or two later, I was letting out things that caused OSHA to investigate my blast furnace. Oh lord, that was a smelly year.

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 4:30:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: childoftheshadow

A sign of things to come.

Right then, enough tushy talk for me, tis late and my pillows do call me.

Good night all, it was nice meeting you, and I look forward to speaking to you all again some time.

I hope you all dream of wonderful things tonight.

G'night,
shadow


Goodnight, shadow, welcome to the boards, as well.

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 4:40:18 PM   
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but I think that alot of bdsm encompasses infantile type of things.


i think it does too and its one of the reasons why i love it. 

i agree there are certian places you dont let er rip.  Many places actually.  I usually reserve it for close friends or now my Dom.  I especially save them for my daughter.  We'll be playing and i'll tell her "shsssss... listen.. shssss "  and let one rip.  She usually dies laughing and hollars out "You POOTED"  Which is funny between us.. but get her in company and an unsuspecting victem lets one escape.. you'll hear this little voice pop up "you POOTED"  Its actually quite hilarious watching them turn purple. 

lol at the name squeakers.. makes me think of some one with the walking farts.. squeaking along....

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 4:53:48 PM   
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I once had someone ask if he could fart on my birthday cake in order to blow out the candles - LOL, somehow I think it would have had the opposite affect.
Roman showers? Throwing up on people? And still people are out there saying "I have no limits"
Oh well to each their own.

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 6:58:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Then you should love this one, Feline :) http://members.cox.net/lotussong/Farting_In_Bed.wmv



OMG.....i was in tears by the time i got to this post.....and now i'm having chest pains
 
Has anyone ever really died laughing? 
 
 

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 7:08:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		When I was shopping over the weekend. I happened upon an impulse item in the store.  A misplaced toy as it were.  It was a putty you could pull and it made fart sounds.  I didn't buy it.. but it's been calling to me ever since.  I'll go back and see if it's still available. 

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 7:52:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RiotGirl

lol at the name squeakers.. makes me think of some one with the walking farts.. squeaking along....



And just when i thought i was calming down....lol
 
This is my mother....85 years old...little thing....seems to think 'if you hold it in, you'll bust' (despite my attempts to prove her wrong)...lol
 
Yes, she squeaks when she walks....constantly....lol.
 
And i may be laughing about it here, but it ain't so funny when you're trying to have a conversation with someone.....the doctor, a sales clerk, the local priest, etc....and she happens to be standing there, squeakin' away.....lol
 
Gawd! 

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 7:54:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Farting putty?  lol   You are too much! 

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 7:57:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		How about a run-by farting?  LOL..... 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4521748223697185497&q=run+by+farting&hl=en

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 8:17:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: adaddysgirl

Farting putty?  lol   You are too much! 


I've seen this stuff!! Or something similar, the putty comes in a small plastic toilet and if you push your thumb into it it makes farting noise - it doesnt smell too good either lol

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