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LTRsubNW -> If you heard someone fart... (11/28/2006 5:55:30 PM)
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You'd say?
(I actually have an answer...one that was told to me tonight, that I refuse {unless of course, an appropriate number of people beg for} to tell you...but trust me...it was damn fucking funny.
However, since I can't currently give you that one, I'll tell you one I used when my (ex) Mother in Law (the singularly most straight laced woman I've ever met in my life) was visiting...and she let one fly, on accident. She was almost 60 at the time, she coughed somewhat loudly, and let out a complementary "Poot".
She was instantly red.
She was about 9 feet away, my (ex) wife was 11 feet below us, our place had an open loft down towards the living room/kitchen, and I said "Honey.....
...we need to call the exterminator" (she was always such an easy mark) and she said "Why baby?
I then said, "there's something wrong with the couch your Mother's on...I think we have some more of those barking spiders again".
Needless to say, "Mom" was a little distant that night.
(Now that I think about it...I didn't get any pussy that night either).
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