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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 2:25:07 PM   
gretchenS


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Sometimes, when I'm in Stop and Shop, or the Big Y,  I'll get an erection while perusing through aisles of cube-steak or ground beef.

Funny you should mention this - raw meat makes me horny too. My friends will not take me to the butchers or meat market because i just laugh for all the time we are there due to my unexplainanble horna t the sight of raw meat.


And I thought I was creepy...
I get all drippy like a faucet when I drink the first zip of my afternoon cold beer...
Also, I have some kinda orgasmic reaction with raw fish...

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 2:28:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		And I thought I was creepy...

Oh ........ i never thought of my meat fetish as creepy before lol.

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 2:37:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, I thought I was creepy thinking that I have a strage food fetish. I see I'm not all that creepy now 

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 2:51:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gretchenS

Well, I thought I was creepy thinking that I have a strage food fetish. I see I'm not all that creepy now 


Just because you have fellow kinksters who happen to share your idiosyncrasies, doesn't mean you escape the stigma of creepiness.

Hell, let's not make excuses to absolve ourselves of "creepiness".  Roll around and revel in your creepiness, like a content little piggy, writhing around in poo-contaminated slop.  Show the world just how creepy you are.  Believe me - good looking women can get away with just about anything, and creepiness ain't that bad when you look at the "big picture".

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 3:08:10 PM   
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But I'm all about creepiness. What scares me makes me hot, yanno, like Lovecraft's B movies... There's something about the hot blond getting rape by that gooey green half fish half crab monster that gets me in a variety to sensual emotions...

Grrr....

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 3:08:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		i can only imagine it....i love presssure.....and to feel all my nerve endings rubbed and compressed by the pressure....yum..and then there is the humilliation of it...you cant hide a hard-on  easily....and you have claim your pervyness in the super market...and who knows what horney house wife sees it and then goes home to her hitachi magic wand.....yum again......yeah ...hard ons are better then snail trails...although snail trails sounds sexier...to me any way

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 3:10:39 PM   
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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 3:12:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

ps: reluctant porn actresses are a personal fav of mine too


YAY!!!!!   That makes me so happy and I don't really know why.


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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 4:29:20 PM   
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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 4:31:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Killbotsgirl

is it normal for a mans penis to be bent to one side? 


That's the case more often than not.

*Edited to add:  Wait a sec; do you mean "hangs to one side", or "bent", like bent in the middle?

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 4:37:27 PM   
amaidiamond


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Status: offline 		Well if we are confessing things....... I get horny watching excessivly violent horror movies, grins, fear.com and strangelands are my idea of porn :D

I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a guy, i think i'd quite like to experience a hard on some day...

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 5:00:11 PM   
Killbotsgirl


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Status: offline 		ok it goes up for about 3 inches straight and then goes to the left a little (it focus's on the gspot)

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 8:50:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

    This morning I woke up with an exceptionally bothersome hard-on.  Most regular folks like to make that disconcerting transition from unconsciousness to full awareness via alarm-clock, or natural sunlight.  On the other hand, my personal internal clock is regulated by the frequency of blood-flow to the spongy-tissue inside of my beautifully symmetrical, aesthetically pleasing, yet oddly humble pleasure-craft.


A character in some book I read referred to her husband's morning erections as the alarm cock. I think it was either an Amy Tan or Armistead Maupin novel, which may be the first time those two writers have been paired! 

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I think that there may very well be a direct correlation between the consumption of red meat and the frequency of my hard-ons.  Sometimes, when I'm in Stop and Shop, or the Big Y,  I'll get an erection while perusing through aisles of cube-steak or ground beef. 


I love red meat (which makes it hard to act on my growing sense that I should be a vegetarian), but it's never had quite that effect on me. Now, if I were in a meat department and saw suet (a crucial ingredient in plum pudding and impossible to get in DC), my excitement might manifest itself!

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:14:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TreSwank
Hell, let's not make excuses to absolve ourselves of "creepiness".  Roll around and revel in your creepiness, like a content little piggy, writhing around in poo-contaminated slop. 


I officially dub TreSwank the crazy chinchilla of CM.

*TS the Chinny spies a big dustpile*
OOOOO Is that a patch of crazy?  Ohhhh I have to rub it all over myself.  OOOO the yummy feeling of crazy spreading through my fur ... oh yeah ... YES YES YES



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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/30/2006 9:30:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RazorJAK


I officially dub TreSwank the crazy chinchilla of CM.

*TS the Chinny spies a big dustpile*
OOOOO Is that a patch of crazy?  Ohhhh I have to rub it all over myself.  OOOO the yummy feeling of crazy spreading through my fur ... oh yeah ... YES YES YES



I'm not quite sure who to thank for this great honor, but methinks I'll start with Jesus, and just move on down the list.

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/30/2006 12:52:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Did you type all that with just the one hand??  Wow.. :)


even more talented if he wasnt using EITHER hand

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/30/2006 1:27:03 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		to veer off a little (especially towards the dominant hand.........lol) is pretty normal.  The nearly right angle run is called pyrienes(sp?) disease, and is not uncommon either. 

If they like you to rub raw meat on their hardon that is called a TreFetish and outside the scope of this otherwise comprehensive article.

Oh yes, and the reason that balls don't hang square, if you look-- ALL men who have them...one hangs lower and behind the other by design of nature, not by its fault.......cross YOUR legs with your ovaries outtie instead of innie once, and the scales will fall from your eyes.

Dr Seuss

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/30/2006 1:30:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		I've only been interested in morning erections if I find myself lying next to one.  Yup, I get juicy in a heartbeat and prefer if he does, too.  Yummmm; sliding down under those warm covers and settling in between his legs; nuzzling the lower, hangy-downy parts… breathing his scent and enjoying the cozy, comfort of his body.  Using his tummy as a pillow for a bit, while I enjoy the sight of his turgid-ness!

It's especially nice when he starts getting wet too, and I can make 'snail trails' over my mouth and chin and lips and...      Okay, I gotta run…  Buh bye

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/30/2006 4:00:24 PM   
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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/30/2006 4:26:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		i absolutely love when i wake up and notice that my partner has noticed my morning wood, and is taking advantage of it... i mean looking up and seeing a woman's eyes rolled up in her head, the disheveled look of her hair showing that she found something more important than "putting on her face" first thing in the morning, the feral grin on her face (accompianied by the almost embarassed look she gives me when she see that i'm awake and "caught" here), it just makes me even harder and ready of anything

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