And so the holiday season begins

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

And so the holiday season begins

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> And so the holiday season begins

Page: [1]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

And so the holiday season begins - 12/1/2006 5:28:27 PM

Nexo

Posts: 109
Joined: 3/5/2005
Status: offline

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.

"It represents a candle" he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates"

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins....

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: And so the holiday season begins - 12/1/2006 6:59:59 PM

RibbonsAndCurls

Posts: 51
Joined: 11/10/2006
Status: offline

*laughs* works for me!

_____________________________

"Life is tough...tougher if you're stupid" John Wayne

(in reply to Nexo)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: And so the holiday season begins - 12/1/2006 7:10:49 PM

MrrPete

Posts: 614
Joined: 11/7/2005
Status: offline

Ho Ho Ho

_____________________________

Awrabest,

Mr. Pete

Boycott Citgo

(in reply to Nexo)

Profile

Post #: 3

RE: And so the holiday season begins - 12/1/2006 7:25:51 PM

Najakcharmer

Posts: 2121
Joined: 5/3/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrrPete

Ho Ho Ho

Who ya callin' a ho?

(in reply to MrrPete)

Profile

Post #: 4

RE: And so the holiday season begins - 12/1/2006 7:34:29 PM

Cutiepie74019

Posts: 106
Joined: 7/25/2006
Status: offline

lol that tooo cute :p

_____________________________

"There are thorns everywhere, but along the path of vice, roses bloom above them."

Marquis DeSade

(in reply to Najakcharmer)

Profile

Post #: 5

RE: And so the holiday season begins - 12/2/2006 11:11:55 AM

Termyn8or

Posts: 18681
Joined: 11/12/2005
Status: offline

Hmmm, I have two Aunt Carols, wonder if I should forward this to them.

Just wait till the next time I get drunk :-)

T

(in reply to Cutiepie74019)

Profile

Post #: 6