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Tighter than a bedbug - 12/1/2006 9:29:35 PM   
Nexo


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Status: offline 		She sez, "Faster, Faster!"
and I think "okay, I can do that."
She pleads, "Harder, Harder!"
and I think "okay, I can do that too."
But then she yells, "Deeper, Deeper!"
and I think "Houston, we have a problem."
So I yell back, "Tighter, Tighter... ow, ow, ow, open, open, open"

.... I keep forgetting that she did all those special exercises after having her last kid.
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RE: Tighter than a bedbug - 12/2/2006 2:21:23 AM   
ADomDoc


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From: San Antonio
Status: offline 		(and you have a girlfriend who has seizures ... and you can stay in the saddle, you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!)

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