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RiotGirl -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 9:30:04 AM)
i actually stuck an egg in myself when i was 18 years old. (Call me wierd) i was with a really good male friend and i had this crazy notion that i could shoot it out of my vagina and watch it fly down the length of the tube and splatter against the opposite wall. It was washed... raw... Things of course, dont always go the way you plan them. Once the egg was in, i could not get it out. It was horrid and hysterical all at the same time. My friend was trying to help me get it out as i pushed.. he'd often say "i see it i see it" I felt like i was giving birth. My rear end perched on the side of the toilet, legs spread and him down between my legs to help pry it out once i could push it out far enough. We were at it for AGES. We'd randomly crack up laughing on what to tell the doctor at the ER. "well it happened like this.. i just randomly sat down and OOPS there's an egg" Couldnt really think up anything that sounded remotely reasonable. How can you?? "i was trying to figure out what came first...." Luckily we didnt have to find something plausible and with much luck it came out.

angelic -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 9:32:23 AM)
Riot, you crack (pardon the pun) me up.

polyamorous -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 9:32:57 AM)
Three facts need to be known. 1. As long as the girl has a normal culture of lactobicillus acidophilus bacteria in her vagina it is imposible for her to get a yeast infection, period. This is not the same bacteria culture in yogurt, that culture a close cousin of lactobicillus will kill a yeast infection but shortly after it dies and the yeast will be back as the yeast spores are in the air everywhere. Go to a store and buy lactobicillus acidophilus capsules and use one as a vaginal suppository and as long as no antibiotics are taken she will never ever get a yeast infection as that culture will live on the skin, it also cures big flake dandruff if a capsule is broken and dumped on a damp scalp, as it is caused by yeast. By the way either bacteria culture does not kill the yeasy directly, the bacteria and yeast eat the same foods, the yeast is rooted like a plant, the bacteria can walk right over it and take food away from the yeast so the yeast starves to death. 2. As for salmonella it is killed easily by soap and water, that is why I said wash the egg well! Again the salmonella is only on the shell, not inside the egg. 3. I learned about nesting from a 90 some year old Master, he did it with his slaves. He was cool and a great sadist, but telling him some of my sadistic ideas, he said I was sick, he meant it as a complement, he was smilling.

Petruchio -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 9:36:34 AM)
Do you color the eggs at easter? Having consulted in hospitals, I've heard of many, many things stuck in vaginas and rectums, the worst being a broken Coke bottle. With sunnyday's suggestion, at least you could thread a short length of fishing line!

darksdesire -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 9:46:56 AM)
RG, that is hysterically funny!

polyamorous -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 9:57:12 AM)
I have also used plastic Easter eggs with marbles in them to rattle and roll around.

Daddysredhead -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 10:03:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: polyamorous I have also used plastic Easter eggs with marbles in them to rattle and roll around. That sounds more fun than real eggs to me. [:D] The only "organic" eggs I want in my nether regions are the ones that I make myself each month. [;)]

Quivver -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 10:42:38 AM)
I'm adding another HARD limit now.......... No Bird Eggs!

MstrssPassion -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 10:56:56 AM)
quote: quote: ORIGINAL: polyamorous I have also used plastic Easter eggs with marbles in them to rattle and roll around. little tinkles & soft vibrations aren't gonna get a girl off... if this were the case they wouldn't have vibrators out there with the same output of high grade contractor power tools

polyamorous -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 11:21:13 AM)
It isn't to get her off or I'd use a remote control electronic egg, it is to lightly tease.

CandleInTheWind -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 12:52:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: polyamorous I wanted to share a way I play with my slaves at times. It is called Nesting, I don't see any post about it here. I or they wash a chicken egg, well! Then if I am there I put it in them, if not I order them to put it in themselves. They are to catch it if it comes out when peeing and wash it and put it back. I never had one break inside, one tight slave broke one putting it in, no harm, she got a second one right in, helped she was wet thinking about it longer. The only danger is salmonella on the surface of the egg, it is not inside the egg, that is why I said to clean it well! It often pops out as they cum, if not they can easily push it out, never got one stuck in. Always wondered what would happen if it were a fertile egg. I make them keep it in for days sometimes, the most was seven. I do allow them to remove it for only one reason, if it hurts, it isn't supposed to. If it feels funny, makes them wet or horny or embarrassed, that is no reason to remove it. It is fun for me and them, they can't forget me while it is in there for me. Try it and let me know what you think about it. I give you an A for originality there... at least you are using raw ones eggs have a very strong shell and boiled ones are easily broken... Im jjust wondering what you are after with this excersize..i offer no criticism...just wondering what is the gig?

Missokyst -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 12:57:58 PM)
I don't regard it as risky. It just leaves me scratching my head and asking "why?" Guess you had to be there... Kyst

adaddysgirl -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 1:19:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail This does beg an age old question. i say the chicken Ron. What about you? [sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif] DG

MistressYlwa -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 5:18:52 PM)
quote: Original: Rover Personally, I wouldn't find it worth the risk associated with the use of raw eggs in the manner described. Though that doesn't preclude that others may find the risk acceptable, and perhaps even enjoyable (risk being part of the thrill associated with many activities). Just where do raw eggs fall in comparison to breath play, autoerotica, cuttings & carvings, hook suspensions, etc? Risk is inherent to all play activities, and moreso as the play becomes edgier. Different people (quite naturally) have different levels of risk that they're willing to accept. One of the reasons that I tend to avoid play oriented posts is that it's not the least bit relevant to others what I do, excites me or my partner, what risks I'm willing to accept, etc. Nor is it relevant to me what others do. And so I find the entire exercise rather futile. But it's inappropriate for any of us to state, categorically, what is and isn't an acceptable level of risk for others or everyone (not to be confused with disputing the veracity of what others may state in an online forum, or recognizing the distinction between mental health and mental disorder). Could not have said it better. Mistress Ylwa

akisha -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 10:02:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunnydays you could always gotot a discount store and buy little kids plastic eggs if it is the shape your after..and the egg look.....just a thought Actually, that's kind of a neat idea. perfect place to put your keys if your a nudist S

BitaTruble -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 10:31:16 PM)
"How does Salmonella infect eggs? Salmonella bacteria are found in the intestinal tracts of animals, birds, reptiles, insects and humans. Salmonella may be found on the outside of the egg shell before the egg is washed or it may be found inside the egg if the hen was infected." http://www.enc-online.org/f_a_q.htm How eggs become contaminated Unlike eggborne salmonellosis of past decades, the current epidemic is due to intact and disinfected grade A eggs. Salmonella enteritidis silently infects the ovaries of healthy appearing hens and contaminates the eggs before the shells are formed. http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dbmd/diseaseinfo/salment_g.htm Looks like the CDC and the ENC disagree with you. Celeste

CandleInTheWind -> RE: NESTING (12/2/2006 10:50:01 PM)
Honestly as i said i judge not i just wanted to wipe up some of the stuff people say can happen....basically the biggest risk of any type of medical issue would be the ever present toxic shock type of infection....Im goign to put this in non medical terms...i have had enoug and plenty of medical speak with thos ei combat with on the DSF list here in NY....so here goes Toxic Shock syndrome there is an type of bacteria that is in some women's vaginas....and the bacteria can mutate from normal vaginal bacteria... lets face it, it doesnt matter how clean you are, you cannot clean out every single nook and cranny! anyhow....even if you have a tampon in your whaazooo used for labeled use. the recommendation is to change it at least every 8 hours...the thinkin gis that bacteria multiplies ever few minutes some simply doble some quaduple...its amatter of amount of bacteria that sopmeone can handle...and so...Im happy to hear that you wash your eggs before implanting(?) them buti am only too experienced in the imposibility to keep everythign totally aseptic all the time...and well i am only too sure that anytime someone has a BM then the egg dislodges..the it has to be reimplanted and well there are more biggs to get on it..and well we are all too well aware that one is supposed to wipe from front to back..to prevent further contamination. tehre are additional ways of vaginal contaminaltion...as most women are aware we have different vaginal discharge what discharge is the bodyies way of getting wastes out of our whaaazoos. it contains secretions, slouhged off tissues, and even left over sexual activity debrise. and so these are all the things that are potentially up someone's whaaazoo when it is corked up by an egg.. cani ask a bunch of questions?? how long do your ladies hold onto these eggs? have they all had children? do any of them have a difficult time holding onto the eggs? has any of them developed pressure spots from them? thank you for your input...I am always curious abotu anectodal information you cant really ask medical professionals about these things

timeoutgurlie -> RE: NESTING (12/3/2006 12:01:47 AM)
I too thought as one of the ladies mentioned, that this would be about women with a hormone influx exhibiting nesting behaviors, like compulsive cleaning. Didn't know it was associated so much with pregnancy, though it makes perfect sense, I get it with every mentrual period, usually extreme PMS with a side of OCD cleaning...get your goddam feet up when I come past with the vaccuum [:D] I wouldn't use a raw egg, cooked egg, or any egg myself, but I suppose if that's what he wanted I'd try it once. I'd much have something with more weight, and even a little vibration if he truly loves me lol oh wow, typos are plentiful for me today [X(]

Petruchio -> RE: NESTING (12/3/2006 12:19:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: timeoutgurlie I wouldn't use a raw egg, cooked egg, or any egg myself, but I suppose if that's what he wanted I'd try it once. Hmm… the chicken egg or a goose egg, huh.

Emperor1956 -> RE: NESTING (12/3/2006 1:08:16 AM)
quote: riotgirl: i actually stuck an egg in myself when i was 18 years old. (Call me wierd) i was with a really good male friend and i had this crazy notion that i could shoot it out of my vagina and watch it fly down the length of the tube and splatter against the opposite wall. [snipped...you can read Riot's original tale of stuck eggs!] well seeing as this thread has taken so many left turns its....dare I say...scrambled: Putting things in "down there" (and popping, squirting or blasting them out) is a time honored bar girl trick, as anyone who has visited the seamier bars and burlesques of the world can tell you. One of my prized possessions is a ping pong ball which was delivered to me personally by Miss Honeysuckle Divine at the Trocadero Theater in 1978 without the use of Miss Divine's arms, hands...or any other part of her robust body above the waist. She then signed it (the ping pong ball, silly) "Honeysuckle loves your balls" and drew an appropriate little picture. I hope to be buried with that item some day. I'm not making this up. E.

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