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Anal obsessions - 12/3/2006 4:55:30 PM

Missokyst

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I love research. I find the most interesting articles along the way..

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RE: Anal obsessions - 12/3/2006 10:09:38 PM

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I wanted so very much to laugh. Really.
But just could not.
Thought I'd rooted out the last vestiges of my homophobia..
thanks to your post, guess maybe not.
gee thanks.
lol.

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RE: Anal obsessions - 12/3/2006 10:32:23 PM

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LOL.. funny how something like this makes people tighten their fannies.
Kyst

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ORIGINAL: mgdartist

I wanted so very much to laugh. Really.
But just could not.
Thought I'd rooted out the last vestiges of my homophobia..
thanks to your post, guess maybe not.
gee thanks.
lol.

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RE: Anal obsessions - 12/3/2006 10:36:08 PM

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Hi everybody. I'm Archie Drell and the Drells from Houston, Texas. We don't
only sing but we dance just as good as we walk. In Houston we just started a
new dance called the Tighten Up. This is the music we tighten up to.

First tighten up on the drums. Come on now drummer. I want you to tighten
it up for me now. oh yeah
Tighten up on that bass now. Tighten it up. ha ha Yeah
Now let that guitar fall in. Oh yeah
Tighten up on that organ now.

Ya, do the tighten up. Yeah now.
I said if you can do it now,
It sure would be tough.

Now look here. Come on now. Make it mellow.

Let's tighten up now. Do the tighten up.
Everybody can do it now. So let's do it.
We're gonna tighten up. Let's do the tighten up.
You can do it now. So baby get to it.

Let's do your left now. Let's do your right.
You can do it. But don'tcha just do it light.
Come on and tighten up. Tighten it up now.

Come on now drum. Tighten it up.
Tighten up that bass. Oh yeah
Now look here. I want that guitar to fall in on that.
Tighten it up now. Oh yeah
Now tighten it up organ.
There everybody, tighten it up.

Now look here. We gonna make it mellow for ya now.
We gonna make it mellow now.
Tighten up. You can tighten up

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RE: Anal obsessions - 12/4/2006 6:07:16 AM

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Heyyyyy....they missed my favorite.....the enema with the teenie tiny little fish in it!.....

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RE: Anal obsessions - 12/4/2006 9:42:26 AM

Missokyst

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Holey sh*t... there is a whole orchestra up there!
Kyst

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RE: Anal obsessions - 12/5/2006 9:01:00 AM

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When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".