LadyEllen -> RE: Fashions that NEED to DIE! (12/4/2006 11:15:52 AM)
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Sports clothes and sneakers worn by people clearly not on the way to/from sport or participating in sport at the time. Punishable by marathon. Men wearing sandals, with or without socks, aside from at the beach Men wearing shorts, with lily white, hairy, chicken legs extending beneath Punishable by amputation. Beards, moustaches and other facial hair on ugly men. Also on bald men, whether good looking or not. Facial hair only works on good looking guys, simple. Punishable by all over body electrolysis. Make up on ugly men. Make up on men only works if youre Johnny Depp playing Capt Jack.........and oh, how it works... Punishable by full feminisation make over. Excessive make up on young women. Just because you have every colour of every mascara etc, it does not mean you should wear all of them at once, nor use so much that you look like an extra from the Rocky Horror Show. Punishable by a part in the Rocky Horror Show. E
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