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ThatLady -> Message from Kinky Klause (12/3/2006 11:44:15 PM)
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Message from Kinky Klause
Dear Friends
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good
this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies
for
me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had
a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with
the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids
a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things
to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French
hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a
pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.
On top of all this! Mrs. Klaus is going through menopause,
8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation
and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for
the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit
together and bring you the things you want.
This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before
everything is gone.
Love,
Kinky Klause
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