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Mercnbeth -> 10 Questions/Answers for a Monday (12/4/2006 8:46:11 AM)
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1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
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2) How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
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4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ____________________________________________
6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?!
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ____________________________________________
7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. ____________________________________________
8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A mechanic.
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9a) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
9b) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last donut.
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10a) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"
10b) The three words women hate to hear most during good sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
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