ShreveportMaster
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Joined: 10/6/2004 From: Dallas, Tx Status: offline
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LOL, OK, true story, I have a very good friend who works for the Natl Severe Storm Lab in Norman, OK. (he's one of those nuts who chases tornadoes for a living.) For a time he was assigned to the Hurricane center in Miami. While there he was given some seeds to a Jamacian pepper called a Scotch Bonnet (quite similar to a Habenero, only more potent, around 4-500,000 S/U) He grew several bushes of these, and one day a friend came over to help him pick his plants. My buddy warned him not to touch his eyes, nose,etc until he'd washed his hands, as even harvesting the peppers was quite sufficient to get enough of the oil on the skin to wreak havoc on any mucous membranes... He neglected to mention that certain other parts of one's anatomy should also not be touched without thoroughly washing the hands first. Friend goes to pee afterwards...loud blood curdling creams ensue, E.R. visit ensues shortly thereafter. Yes, it does cause a most profound erection. No, you would not enjoy it. I wish you well, Shreve
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"And to sooth the Bosk, there was found a Singing Cowboy. To soothe the Cowboy, a kajira is needed." Riders of Gor Book 37, Pg 298 ;-)
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