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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 10:33:52 AM   
Lorelei115


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I think I just evacuated my own bodily fluids while reading this.

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 10:34:42 AM   
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preparing yourself for surgery?

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 10:40:05 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

Wow! So much wonderfully helpful information here! I am quite impressed. I do have one question though to help clarify things better for my understanding. Is there option for local anesthetic for this procedure for the less masochistic element that may desire this or accept this to please their Master?


Anesthesia is not required as the brain itself has no receptors for pain. Of course, one may wish to opt for some freezy drops for the popping the eye out part..

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 10:52:05 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Petruchio

I'm new to the scene and I've been thinking about giving my sub a lobotomy.


Since you are new, you probably don't know this, but you never do something to your submissive until you've tried it on yourself first.

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I know some of you are asking why I would hesitate or even question my right to do so, but I'm looking for guidance.


I understand. You are insecure and it's common among new dominates. Don't sweat the small stuff.. like brains, clits etc. Really, how often do you think she's going to be using them anyway?

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Here's some of the considerations leading up to this decision.
  • She occasionally tries to think for herself which I find annoying.

If you kept her busy, she wouldn't have time to think.. so, really, this is all your fault.

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After 32 hours, she often evacuates body fluids without permission.


Easy enough to fix. Don't allow her food or drink and eventually she'll stop evacuating.

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She once fell asleep from exhaustion without my express consent.


I'm afraid, I'm going to have to call foul on you again. Why do you think staple guns were invented? How else are you going to keep her eyelids open?

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One time she yelped when I lashed her with my barbed wire whip.


Yes, I heard about that. She said you hit like a girl and she yelped in surprise. Don't be such a pussy next time. Put some elbow in to it!

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After her clitoridectomy, she is much less interested in sex.


Do you mind starting a new thread .. "BDSM is NOT all about sex!"

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Lastly, she doesn't have the mindless drone-like quality I prize.


Hey, if you can't choose the right partner, just who's fault is that??

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On the down side, I'm concerned about the scarring of her frontal love affecting her looks.


Put a bag over her head.

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Does the scar tissue readily heal?


You know, Petruchio. I'm shocked, truly shocked. I had no idea you were so superficial. ::sniffs::

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Will her hair grow back over it?


Submissives are supposed to remain hairless. Haven't you read that in The Book? If you can't even get the basics down, you're in big truble Mister.

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I recognize that unlike clit removal, this might be noticeable to her nosy parents and vanilla authorities.


And????

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For her part, she's willing to go through this.


Ah, a light at the end of the tunnel. Maybe you do know how to pick 'em!

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She acknowledges me as her owner and after her clitoridectomy and forced hysterectomy, she says she doesn't much care what happens to her.


Just realize that after the procedure, she may not be able to acknowledge anything, including the fact that she agreed to it in the first place. Save yourself.. write out a contract!

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I apologize in advance for the spelling and I look forward to your helpful comments.



I'm so glad you asked me to help otherwise you might have decided against it. I'm sure I've set your mind at ease though and you'll do the right thing.

Oh, one last thing. If you really want to take it to the edge.. forget the anesthesia.

Ever helpful,

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 11:07:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin


Anesthesia is not required as the brain itself has no receptors for pain. Of course, one may wish to opt for some freezy drops for the popping the eye out part..



Thank you ever so much for clearing that up for me. My understanding has grown leaps and bounds due to your kindness and generosity in answering that major question for me.

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 11:11:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin
Anesthesia is not required as the brain itself has no receptors for pain. Of course, one may wish to opt for some freezy drops for the popping the eye out part..


Obviously you are a medical professional
 
I can tell by the technical terms used...
 
~J (who has a medical degree from Ronco U and performs delicate procedures with the Popiel Pocket Cliterectomizer)


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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 11:13:38 AM   
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*runs to the local market...buys a load of rusty tools and sets up "dia's DIY lobotomy" stall..... then waits  *

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 11:34:34 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane
Thank you ever so much for clearing that up for me. My understanding has grown leaps and bounds due to your kindness and generosity in answering that major question for me.


Glad to be of service. Need any info on anything else?....maybe some Home Appendectomy?....Workbench Penile Subincision or Headsplitting?

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 11:35:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LordODiscipline

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
Anesthesia is not required as the brain itself has no receptors for pain. Of course, one may wish to opt for some freezy drops for the popping the eye out part..


Obviously you are a medical professional
 
I can tell by the technical terms used...
 
~J (who has a medical degree from Ronco U and performs delicate procedures with the Popiel Pocket Cliterectomizer)



Hey!!!!! Freezy drops are real!!!!!!!

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 11:46:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: amaidiamond

*runs to the local market...buys a load of rusty tools and sets up "dia's DIY lobotomy" stall..... then waits  *


Youre not going to advertise?

You will never get ahead like that.

Which is a shame, as heads are what you need for your business.

E

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 11:55:40 AM   
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am rethinking our friendship, Petruchio.


This was great, really great. I needed a good laugh

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 12:02:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin


Glad to be of service. Need any info on anything else?....maybe some Home Appendectomy?....Workbench Penile Subincision or Headsplitting?


Well...now that you mention it, the last 2 choices sound so interesting. I do however have a serious question on the last choice of headsplitting. Which head are we splitting?

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 12:08:24 PM   
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some of the scary fairy tales i hear people speak of on this site make me fall down laughing

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 12:09:22 PM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane
Well...now that you mention it, the last 2 choices sound so interesting. I do however have a serious question on the last choice of headsplitting. Which head are we splitting?


Although I must admit that I have more often in life been tempted to split the top one....in this instance it would be the one a bit lower.
Like this:

http://http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/subint.html

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 12:21:54 PM   
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Shouldn't this be in the humor thread?

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 12:45:08 PM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: pinkkeith

Shouldn't this be in the humor thread?


It's kind of a toss up...is it more humor or stupidity?

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 12:48:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

ORIGINAL: pinkkeith

Shouldn't this be in the humor thread?


It's kind of a toss up...is it more humor or stupidity?


Oh! That's true. This is a thread for random stupidity.

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 12:52:24 PM   
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I thought the OP was serious?!!
 
I know I was.

~J

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ORIGINAL: pinkkeith

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

ORIGINAL: pinkkeith

Shouldn't this be in the humor thread?


It's kind of a toss up...is it more humor or stupidity?


Oh! That's true. This is a thread for random stupidity.


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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 1:37:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

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ORIGINAL: amaidiamond

*runs to the local market...buys a load of rusty tools and sets up "dia's DIY lobotomy" stall..... then waits  *


Youre not going to advertise?

You will never get ahead like that.

Which is a shame, as heads are what you need for your business.

E


Dammit, I know I forgot something! Thanks!

*grabs a bell and runs around calling..." lobotomy, lobotomy, get yer lobotomy here, no more unruly slaves, no more nagging wives and 10% cheaper than the leading surgeon*

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 2:10:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: amaidiamond

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
Youre not going to advertise?

You will never get ahead like that.

Which is a shame, as heads are what you need for your business.


Dammit, I know I forgot something! Thanks!

*grabs a bell and runs around calling..." lobotomy, lobotomy, get yer lobotomy here, no more unruly slaves, no more nagging wives and 10% cheaper than the leading surgeon*


Cool....that means I can come back through in a couple days with a cart and my own bell. "Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!"

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When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

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