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Mikal -> Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/7/2006 9:09:59 PM)

I thought this would be more appropriate than hijacking someone elses thread. [:)]
 
Since a certain little pooch has expressed interest in being tortured by some of the Ladies here (I'm not certain if posting names is ok, so I'll just assume you all know who I'm talking about [;)]).
 
Anyway, to get started, here are my thoughts with mooched bits from other people:
 
Throw some uncooked basmati rice on the floor, have b (the sub) kneel on it.
 
Use hornet restraints to fasten his hands to a spreader bar, with the spreader bar going across his shoulders (behind his neck). Tie a piece of string or dental floss to the middle of the spreader bar and attach the other end of the string to his lil' monkey, so that the lil' monkey is being pulled towards the back - tie the string so that it tightens as it is pulled. Makes for wonderful posture!
 
Next, restrain b's feet using spreader bars and hornet restraints. It would be better if these restraints could be fastened to the floor. Engage in a little bit of tickling.
 
If b is making too much noise, insert a phallic gag. Feel free to do this at any time.
 
To see some interesting squirm action, apply some type of lotion/oil to the lil' monkey (diluted Tiger Balm, Hot 'n Icy, ginger paste, etc... you get the idea).
 
Should you be feeling particulary artistic, and b is fuzzy, apply sugar paste in whatever pattern amuses you, and remove the hair. Beware of b's derrier should you venture there... he's been known to give 'gifts'. Should this occur, I'd go with what one of the other Ladies suggested: rub his nose into it. It's the only way to train naughty stubborn dogs.
 
Mind you, this could make for more fun play, especially if you have something in the floor to which a collar could be fastend. This would leave b's derrier up in the air (assuming the bottom spreader bar is already secured on the floor). Since you know there's nothing (well, not much anyway) left in his bottom, now would be a good time to make sure no other 'gifts' occure. Use a larger butt-plug/dildo, covered with some enhanced lube (ie cinnamon, peppermint, etc.) to plug the hole. Use a harness to keep it in place.
 
Now b is in an excellent position for you to try out your new (or never used) crop/whip/flogger! [:D]




Aileen68 -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 4:40:06 AM)

Make sure you have a cat sit smugly inches from his reach.
Even better if said cat is eating his fish.




Mikal -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 9:38:33 AM)

Unfortunately, I can't have a cat (housemate has severe allergies). Care to bring yours Aileen? [:D]




Aileen68 -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 9:40:14 AM)

I'll bring the one that pees on everything.




Mikal -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 9:41:48 AM)

Thanks! [8|] Just what I need... another overly sharing whizz factory.... *rolls eyes*. The generosity of some people leaves me speechless.




LaTigresse -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 3:50:45 PM)

Tie him up reeeeeaaaallly secure and force him to watch said ladies use and abuse( all while ignoring the pup completely) another(very "happy") sub male poster that I know our pup just simply adooooooooooores. THEN, all ladies leave after giving  the used, tired and sore, fellow instructions to release the pup in five minutes.

Now THAT would be evil.




Mikal -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 3:55:57 PM)

*wicked laugh* I do love the way you think Lady Tiger!!! [:D] But I must admit I haven't a clue as to who the other male sub poster is... [&:]... but I think you're being sarcastic with the 'happy' bit.... wouldn't be one of the Arch Angels would it? The one that starts with M?




Aileen68 -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 3:58:23 PM)

I'm thinking that she's referring to Tre???




Lordandmaster -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 4:11:00 PM)

Tie his hands behind his back and make him read trolling Collarme forum posts WITHOUT being able to type smartass responses.




Mikal -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 4:15:15 PM)

lol LaM... that's not quite what I had in mind... perhaps it would be more suitable for a punishment rather than torture? *grins* Be interesting to watch, regarless.




BalletBob -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 5:09:01 PM)

How about tying the Doggie, Spread Eagle to a bed, with a Penis Gag in his mouth. Then invite a bunch of lady friends over, and they can take turns, humping the Penis Gag, as he just lays there, not being able to do a thing about it. For some extra fun, how about tying a Strap and Leash on his "LITTLE BOY", so the ladies can yank as they yank?

Very Jelious now, BalletBob




LaTigresse -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 6:11:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

*wicked laugh* I do love the way you think Lady Tiger!!! [:D] But I must admit I haven't a clue as to who the other male sub poster is... [&:]... but I think you're being sarcastic with the 'happy' bit.... wouldn't be one of the Arch Angels would it? The one that starts with M?


Give the girl a cookie!




Lorelei115 -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/8/2006 6:52:42 PM)

I say duct tape himself to his leg so if he whizzes, he whizzes on nothin but himself. Also the removal of the duct tape afterwards is fun. Then again, according to him we may need several industrial size rolls to be able to duct tape the whole thing...




Mikal -> RE: Torture ideas for a naughty wizzing dog ;) (12/9/2006 11:41:12 AM)

I have a scalpel & a lot of extra blades that'd take care of the extra length.... *grins*... anyone have any 'reduction' experience???




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