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LadyEllen -> RE: Penis Envy (12/8/2006 8:34:37 AM)
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ORIGINAL: FourInchHeels
I've been told I'm unusual because I love cock. I love looking at them, touching them, sucking them....and, I'll be the first to admit that if "Fantasy Island" really existed, I'd love to have a cock of My very own to play with for a week or so.
Penis envy? You bet, and proud of it! So, how about it, Ladies, am I alone here, or is this "common" among Dommes?
The penis is a fascinating thing I'd agree. But on someone else. But then, I have an understandable bias maybe, alongside experience of your fantasy for real.
I believe you'd soon grow tired of having something in your knicks with a life of its own which is just as ready to betray you as it is to help you out, and which along with its attached parts is in just about the best place possible to cause extreme pain from sitting down too hard in the wrong place and getting shut in zippers - and if thats not enough, being a constant source of anxiety too about its size, shape and function.
And pissing down your own leg is not all its cracked up to be either. Thats if the damned thing doesnt spontaneously erect 'cause you really need to go, and you end up unable to piss or pissing in your own face, or bent over at 45 degrees just to have some chance of hitting the toilet. Playing fireman with your "hose" is quite good fun, but that kinda loses its interest too, by about age ten.
Of course, if youre going to have sex with a woman, then really its the best available equipment, and highly pleasurable. However, referring back to the mind of its own comment above, this is sometimes not so pleasurable to the woman concerned, as it alone often decides when its finished, or indeed whether to start at all. Alongside that, it usually only comes with max two refills, and some models only one.
About the only good thing about it that you have some chance of relying on, is that the queues for the toilets are usually shorter if you have one. Not much compensation for having a weird, fleshy, (mostly) floppy thing between your legs that looks and feels like some genetic defect I'd say!
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