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Ladies lets give credit where credit is due! - 12/8/2006 8:48:17 AM

cinta

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i really don't know how to start this off so i will just go with the flow...I'm 10 in. long and a 1/2 in diameter,I'm veined and flexible, 2 alkaline batteries set me to twitching w/ a choice of 3 speeds,i buzz like a fly, at times my hum becomes muffled, I can make you sigh, pant and moan. I can squeeze into a Chinese rubber and with a few licks from a tongue,spit on the tip and I am back to work I can drill into zones you choose around your clitoris, then over the little bridge of the anus and skate around in circles then after a while guarntee you will heave a little sigh. I will have you put me down for a bit then and caress yourself with your fingers then then pick me back up again, I can make you feel proud when you drench me with your juices and even have your little squeals more audible and attractive without the sound of my motor. So tell me ladies why not give credit where credit is due! AND DON'T GET IT TWISTED YOU KNOW YOU I AM SPEAKING FACTS.

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RE: Ladies lets give credit where credit is due! - 12/8/2006 9:12:10 AM

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Smiles, yes your litle piece of plastic can do all you say, BUT it can't:

Hold your hand, kiss you, tell you how good you look, whisper in your ear, open the door for you, help you on with your coat, pour you a drink and I am sure there are a 1,000 other things, but then I would say that wouldn't I as I am a MAN.

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RE: Ladies lets give credit where credit is due! - 12/8/2006 9:14:22 AM

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I love my sex toys just as much as the other chick does but a toy cannot pinch my nipples real tight, leave bruises, slap me across the face, hold my hand, take me out to dinner, dance with me, rub my feet.....face it, most of us NEED a man

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RE: Ladies lets give credit where credit is due! - 12/8/2006 9:47:10 AM

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My rabbit never lets me down - sod all the other stuff its his reliability i love

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Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Ladies lets give credit where credit is due! - 12/8/2006 10:34:47 AM

JerseyKrissi72

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what's up doc?

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RE: Ladies lets give credit where credit is due! - 12/8/2006 10:55:08 AM

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Lol - same old same old

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