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Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 11:01:24 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		i'm a Christian but after reading this below i am embarassed to be linked with some of these people..click on "sexuality" on the link below "how to use a vibrator" lol am I the only one who finds this hiliarious?

http://www.themarriagebed.com/pages/sexuality/index.shtml

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 11:09:40 AM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		there is no sexuality link under how to use a vibe

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 11:14:07 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		does someone really need directions on how to use a vibrator?

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 11:20:56 AM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Oh feck i missed the point here. How to use a vibe is what you found funny .

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 11:28:16 AM   
cjenny


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Status: offline 		     i must admit i read a lot more from that site than i had originally intended lol. i think that for those folks that are so repressed or unknowing of sexual play it is a good site. that surprised me, i had expected a lot more NO to this and NO to that.
     the most 'interesting' section was that on nudity and nudist camps. it interests me because just a bit up the road is a christian family nudist camp and i could never understand how that mixed. according to the link you posted it doesnt mix heh, so much for clarity on that point.

    i had expected to hit the site and get a few laughs. yes it was funny how in detail it goes into vibrators 101 but once past the laugh i was actually pleased to see it all spelled out. now more people can play and feel good about themselves while doing it. too many people equate sexual fun with sin. eeep i rambled, didn't i? sorry heh. but i was just clicking on a site for a laugh and ended up learning something.
    every day that i learn something is a worthwhile day.

jenny a non-christian

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 11:43:21 AM   
poplolly


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Status: offline 		And notice there's no instructions on how to use it alone.  Just with your "husband".  Riiiiiiiight!!

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 11:44:03 AM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		No sex before marriage young lady - do you not know the rules

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 11:46:18 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Ja, I think I am going to be a vibrator demonstrator for the home interiors, tupperware and avon industries------------

There is always a void to fill somewhere.

Ron

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 11:48:25 AM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Oi my  is not a void !!
How dare ya ?
Lol

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 12:01:44 PM   
poplolly


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Status: offline 		But, missturbation, I WAS married so any sex I get now is sex AFTER marriage.   Oh, does that mean I have to get rid of my vibrator since I have no husband??    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

**edited cuz I can't type today**

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"I am selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't ACCEPT me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
~~ Marilyn Monroe.

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 12:06:40 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		I'm liking your way of thinking
Only one thing would part me from my vibe

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 1:10:46 PM   
poplolly


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Status: offline 		Yup.  They'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers!  LOL 

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"I am selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't ACCEPT me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
~~ Marilyn Monroe.

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 1:19:18 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		I am getting this weird image of women like Carol Brady sitting around at one of those sex parties trying out vibrators on each other..

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RE: Give Me A Break - 12/8/2006 6:52:42 PM   
CalliopePurple


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Status: offline 		JerseyKrissi72, that is a very disturbing mental image. Do you mind if I pass it along to other like-minded perverts?

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