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SirLordTrainer -> RE: Old song, old thread, Dear Scooter Claus. (12/14/2006 6:39:31 AM)
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ORIGINAL: twicehappy
For those of you who missed the old thread or for those who did not get a chance to write a wish list for Scooter Claus here is the song and your chance.
Because everybody knows Santa rides a Harley.
On the first day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
a slave in a sex swing!
On the second day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
Two girls in a tub,
and a slave in a sex swing!
On the third day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
Three French ticklers,
Two girls in a tub,
And a slave in a sex swing!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
Four collard babes,
Three French ticklers,
Two girls in a tub,
And a slave in a sex swing!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
Five sets of rings,
Four collard babes,
Three French ticklers,
Two girls in a tub,
And a slave in a sex swing!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
Six girls for laying,
Five sets of rings,
Four collard babes,
Three French ticklers,
Two girls in a tub,
And a slave in a sex swing!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
Seven ropes for binding,
Six girls for laying,
Five sets of rings,
Four collard babes,
Three French ticklers,
Two girls in a tub,
And a slave in a sex swing!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
Eight maids for corrupting,
Seven ropes for binding,
Six girls for laying,
Five sets of rings,
Four collard babes,
Three French ticklers,
Two girls in a tub,
And a slave in a sex swing!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
Nine ladies lap dancing,
Eight maids for corrupting,
Seven ropes for binding,
Six girls for laying,
Five sets of rings,
Four collard babes,
Three French ticklers,
Two girls in a tub,
And a slave in a sex swing!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
Ten babes for spanking,
Nine ladies lap dancing,
Eight maids for corrupting,
Seven ropes for binding,
Six girls for laying,
Five sets of rings,
Four collard babes,
Three French ticklers,
Two girls in a tub,
And a slave in a sex swing!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
Eleven floggers for flogging,
Ten babes for spanking,
Nine ladies lap dancing,
Eight maids for corrupting,
Seven ropes for binding,
Six girls for laying,
Five sets of rings,
Four collard babes,
Three French ticklers,
Two girls in a tub,
And a slave in a sex swing!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Scooter Clause gave to me
Twelve whips for whipping,
Eleven floggers for flogging,
Ten babes for spanking,
Nine ladies lap dancing,
Eight maids for corrupting,
Seven ropes for binding,
Six girls for laying,
Five sets of rings,
Four collard babes,
Three French ticklers,
Two girls in a tub,
And a slave in a sex swing!
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Loki, forum god of Mischief
Hmm.. in that case I'll ask for the seven ropes for bindin, twelve whips for whippin and the two girls in a tub so that after Im done tyin an beatin their asses I can relax and have em clean and polish My yule log!
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