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Model Behavior - 12/9/2006 7:39:24 PM   
Noah


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While washing my hands in the CM lavatory I happened to see this scrawled on the wall:


I am the very model of a forum personality.
I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.
Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted too,
On all the countless places that my drivel is cross-posted to.
Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling,
And you're the one who pays the bill, downloading all my drivelling.
My enemies are numerous, and no-one would be blaming you
For cracking my head open after I've been rudely flaming you.

I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).
I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it.
My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,
Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.
The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,
Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.
I say I'm frank and forthright, but that's merely lies and vanity,
The gibberings of one who's at the limits of his sanity.

If only I could get a life, as many people tell me to;
If only Mom could find a circus freak-show she could sell me to;
If I go off to Zanzibar to paint the local scenery;
If I lose all my fingers in a mishap with machinery;
If I survive to twenty, which is somewhat problematical;
If what I post was more mature, or slightly more grammatical;
If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate;
Would I still be the loathsome and objectionable punk you hate?

But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my face,
It simply isn't safe for normal people here in cyberspace.
To stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity
Would be a fitting punishment for my egocentricity.
I always have the last word; so, with uttermost finality,
That's all from me, the model of a forum personality.

Yeah I'm sure many of you have seen it before.

A quick search shows that this has been circulating the internet for a long time and can be found on many, many sites, with no definitive attribution ... so I hope no one gets too nervous about intelectual property rights.

Although I suppose if they do we could all throw in together and compose another parody about that. Have you checked out that other BDSM discussion site which wouldn't allow pictures showing nipples because "it is forbidden to display genitalia on the web"?
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RE: Model Behavior - 12/9/2006 7:43:47 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Okay.  Someone knows me way too well.

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RE: Model Behavior - 12/9/2006 7:45:51 PM   
Noah


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Okay.  Someone knows me way too well.

Yours,


benji


And for our encore let's give them:

http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/org/swil/FILKS/New_Filks/Modern_Sadomasochist.txt

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RE: Model Behavior - 12/9/2006 7:46:34 PM   
darksdesire


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Status: offline 		perhaps benji, you are the author?

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RE: Model Behavior - 12/9/2006 7:49:51 PM   
gooddogbenji


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RE: Model Behavior - 12/9/2006 9:35:35 PM   
CalliopePurple


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Status: offline 		I know this is a parody, but I can't think of what the original is off the top of my head. I know LeVar Burton as Geordi LaForge was asked to sing it in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation once, though.

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Kimi ni aitakute dare yori mo aitakute
hajimete kimi ni atta hoshizora no shita de.
Kimi ni tsutaetai todokanai omoi demo
boku no kokoro wa mada kimi o sagashiteiru.

Gackt - Kimi ni Aitakute

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RE: Model Behavior - 12/9/2006 9:47:26 PM   
topcat


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Status: offline 		Sheesh.
 
It's Gilbert & Sullivan!
 
http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/iamtheve.htm

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RE: Model Behavior - 12/10/2006 3:06:49 AM   
RubberWitch


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Status: offline 		*sigh* Opperetta is just lost on some people.

Favourite uses ofthis tune though,
Tom Lehrer: The element song
Reboot: Season 3 recap

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RE: Model Behavior - 12/10/2006 4:54:34 AM   
SirDiscipliner69


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Noah
While washing my hands in the CM lavatory I happened to see this scrawled on the wall:

And after you washed your hands did you stand there and copy this or take a pic of it?

Ross

Bon D' Age' : BDSM
http://tinyurl.com/ygblqt
Designermite :
http://tinyurl.com/ueov5
Soul of Motorcycle Art
http://tinyurl.com/ybg73a

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RE: Model Behavior - 12/10/2006 12:10:03 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

Tom Lehrer: The element song



There's antimony, arsenic, aliminum, selenium.....

Possibly the best song ever, except all of his other songs....

"Smut!  Ahhh, the adventures of a slut!"

Yours,


benji

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RE: Model Behavior - 12/12/2006 12:09:49 AM   
ShreveportMaster


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Status: offline 		G and S, specifically HMS Pinafore,"I am the very model of the modern Major General" etc.

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Riders of Gor
Book 37, Pg 298 ;-)

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