TreSwank -> RE: Killing Harry Potter off was spectacular watching the special effects but admittely sad. (12/10/2006 8:26:24 AM)
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ORIGINAL: TreSwank Jeez..................................................................when I glanced at the "Killing Off Harry Potter Was Spectacular" part, I got so freakin' excited - until I read the actual post, that is. Oh Lord, the saga continues. Someone get me a Jack Daniels and Coke, please. One more painful viewing of those wretched movies with my deluded friends, and I may indeed have to seek solace in that charcoal-cured Southern concoction. You know what would make an awesome Harry Potter movie? Check out my script idea: Harry Potter discovers that his only true sexual thrill involves watching videos of kittens getting mowed down by eighteen wheelers, which he usually views in super-slow motion (so he won't miss the good parts). The teachers at his magic school discover young Harry Potter masturbating to kitten accidents, and expel him from "said" institution. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, they pack the little degenerate laddy up and ship him off to Camden, New Jersey to spend the rest of his days. The End. I'm sorry........what I meant to say is that Harry Potter is awesome, and I hope for hundreds of wonderful sequels. Man........I must have hit a couple of stray keys in the process of saying that.
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