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Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 7:31:13 AM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		This weekend, my husband and I went over to Slave's house to watch a movie.  It was a pretty decent adult flick that was a take off on the Pirates of the Carribean. 

There was a lesbian scene in the movie where the one laying on her back had a tattoo just above her mons.  When the camera zoomed in for a closseup at times you could almost read what it said.  I turned to slave and asked him.. "Can you figure out what her tattoo reads"?  He replied "That's what I've been trying to figure out too!"

Two men, one woman in the room watching a "hot lesbian scene".. and we were trying to figure out what one of the actor's tatoo says! 

It just struck me funny :)

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 7:43:41 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		If I were there and a hot scene was playing..I guarantee we would not be discussing what a tattoo said.. I wish you would come over HERE to watch a movie

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 7:44:02 AM   
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LOL.
Happy, merry, jolly ho ho ho to You and Yours, lovely Lotus.

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 8:53:14 AM   
LotusSong


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Perhaps a new nick will surface:

ReadingGlassesSong
or
JadedLotus

LOL.
Happy, merry, jolly ho ho ho to You and Yours, lovely Lotus.

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Yup... I was pondering the same thing.  I'm of the age where nothing surprises me anymore.  But that damn tatoo had us transfixed!!!  ...or just too jaded!

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 11:28:50 AM   
DOM68005


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Status: offline 		If  you like, just scan the closeup shot with your video software and software enhance it.

I admit I have had such curiosities.

I join some of the others if I had a slave.  We would be getting something else under close inspection. 

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 11:33:39 AM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		I hate when that happens.  The scene should by rights have you so into it that you cant even remember the color of the girls hair... and all you can think about is a tiny detail.  I had that hapen once, when I finaly gave into my exhusband and agreed to watch a porn with him. He was completely transfixed, and I was so distracted trying to think of the name of the background song that I couldnt get into the scene.  He wasnt happy *laugh*

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 12:34:18 PM   
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  • Slippery when wet. (too obvious)
  • Closed for repairs.
  • One way.
  • Asimo model 43A serial number 335663
  • Team Andretti
  • Herpes schmerpes.
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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 12:39:36 PM   
MmakeMme


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Status: offline 		It was a pirate movie so it was probably an encoded treasure map. Or a ransom note. Or Johnny Depp's phone number.

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 12:41:27 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Aye, X marks the spot, ye lubbers!!!! Thar's whar ol BlackBeard will sink his anchor...................

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 12:54:14 PM   
LadySeraphina


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Status: offline 		I've seen Pirates, and my favourite scene was "I am the world's greatest pirate hunter!" or something like that. LotusSong, you'll know the one I mean.

And the Pirate chick was not only hot, she looked/sounded like a blonde Xena. *Drool*

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RE: Unsettling Realization - 12/11/2006 3:18:12 PM   
LotusSong


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ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina

I've seen Pirates, and my favourite scene was "I am the world's greatest pirate hunter!" or something like that. LotusSong, you'll know the one I mean.

And the Pirate chick was not only hot, she looked/sounded like a blonde Xena. *Drool*

 
The scene was the Bad Pirate's wench was getting it on with the one blond with the pearl strands in her hair.  It involved face slapping and spitting :) Now THAT was a first :) 
 
The mean wench (can't recall the name ..Sarena?) had 3 words in an arch overhear mons in old English.\
 
All in all, we liked the movie.  It had very good acting and looked like it had had a decent budget to put it together.

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 3:53:28 PM   
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Petrucio:  Okay, let's make up our own versions of what it said:


This End Up?

Entrance Only (a statement re: motherhood)?

I knew a slave who had "No Step" tattooed on each asscheek...you have to have worked around airplanes to get it.

E.

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 4:08:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		You realise I'm going to have to dig out my copy and have a good look at that tat tonight, now don't you?

Tsk...


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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 4:26:49 PM   
dcnovice


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When the camera zoomed in for a closseup at times you could almost read what it said.  I turned to slave and asked him.. "Can you figure out what her tattoo reads"?  He replied "That's what I've been trying to figure out too!"


If it makes you feel any better LS, I'd not only have paused the flick to read the tattoo, but I'd have pondered whether I liked the font! What can I say: I'm a total nerd.

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 4:37:45 PM   
FelinePersuasion


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

This weekend, my husband and I went over to Slave's house to watch a movie.  It was a pretty decent adult flick that was a take off on the Pirates of the Carribean. 

There was a lesbian scene in the movie where the one laying on her back had a tattoo just above her mons.  When the camera zoomed in for a closseup at times you could almost read what it said.  I turned to slave and asked him.. "Can you figure out what her tattoo reads"?  He replied "That's what I've been trying to figure out too!"

Two men, one woman in the room watching a "hot lesbian scene".. and we were trying to figure out what one of the actor's tatoo says! 

It just struck me funny :)

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 4:43:22 PM   
LotusSong


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

quote:

When the camera zoomed in for a closseup at times you could almost read what it said.  I turned to slave and asked him.. "Can you figure out what her tattoo reads"?  He replied "That's what I've been trying to figure out too!"


If it makes you feel any better LS, I'd not only have paused the flick to read the tattoo, but I'd have pondered whether I liked the font! What can I say: I'm a total nerd.


I think they could have edidted the stand-in penis' better.  The same guy would haver a very thick one..then it was longer and thinner the next frame :)

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RE: Unsettleing Realization - 12/11/2006 4:45:22 PM   
LotusSong


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ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

I almost bought that movie how was it, the reviews on the site were all one's and two;s
quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong



All I can say is that I liked it.  I felt it was well done.  These things you can only judge for yourself.  Maybe rent it when it comes around :) 

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RE: Unsettling Realization - 12/11/2006 8:00:59 PM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		Here is the Amazon link. There are two versions.. and R one and the XX one.  I viewed the latter:

http://www.amazon.com/Pirates-Jesse-Jane/dp/B000GIXCD8/sr=1-14/qid=1165895859/ref=sr_1_14/002-9918467-1769628?ie=UTF8&s=dvd

I seems to get 4 out of their 5 star rating.

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RE: Unsettling Realization - 12/11/2006 10:09:51 PM   
FelinePersuasion


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RE: Unsettling Realization - 12/12/2006 1:14:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh hell for that type of entertainment value its sooooo worth it!

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