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tbearinspokane -> the boob test (12/11/2006 7:56:04 AM)
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic1786.htm do you pass the test?

LaTigresse -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 8:04:15 AM)
I have to wonder how much those cost her!

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 8:08:00 AM)
They look nice clothed but I hate fake tits..they are so hard and fake..[&:] I can think of better ways to spend my money $$...

sweetnurseBBW -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 8:11:57 AM)
And they might pop if she presses to hard! [:D]

mnottertail -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 8:14:52 AM)
You know, when I was in junior high school and the girls just started getting boobs, the guys would go around with pins and such and try to pop them.......me, being the valiant sort, never wanted to do that, I was more about trying to keep them. My twin brother got in on the deal, picked his first victim, screwed up his courage and did the duty.....they have been married for around 35 years now................. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........young love.................. Ron

missturbation -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 8:17:05 AM)
Damn i need to get me some of those. Kinda as air bags for when i walk into walls face first which happens to me a lot !!

LaTigresse -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 8:18:55 AM)
Awww Ron, now that is almost that sickening "c" word. Funny thing about this thread, I had to go into the john to see how much space there was between my nose and the wall. Knowing of course that because I am wearing a smash em down sorta contraption for sports it would be less than if I was wearing whatever industrial push up thing that girl is wearing. So there I was.......standing against the bathroom wall.........laughing at myself.

sweetnurseBBW -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 8:47:33 AM)
Not to mention I get older gravity takes over. So one might have to lift them up a tad before trying the boob test. [;)]

Petruchio -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 11:39:47 AM)
(laughing at missturbation and sweetnurse)

Petruchio -> Boob Expertise (12/11/2006 12:06:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72 They look nice clothed but I hate fake tits..they are so hard and fake..[&:] These are two common misconceptions. Feel hard: Only the very earliest direct injections resulted in 'hard boobs'. Silicone implants in the last 20 years or so are slightly firmer than infirm flesh and about the same mass and 'feel' as the firmest of natural breasts. Saline implants are actually softer than natural flesh. Look fake: Several different techniques are used to insert gel bags and some are placed over and some under the muscle wall. A well-done breast only looks fake if it is soccer-ball size on a small frame or if the nipples point skyward. Of course a few girls shoot for that particular look. Breasts lifts (as opposed to augmentation) are almost identical but aren't considered 'fake'. One thing that is rarely mentioned, very large implants are often cooler to the touch. Certified Boob Inspector

MmakeMme -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 12:41:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sweetnurseBBW Not to mention I get older gravity takes over. So one might have to lift them up a tad before trying the boob test. [;)] Or turn 'em into Moon Shoes.

LadySeraphina -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 12:46:37 PM)
Mine have randomly gotten larger this year, but that just means they went from As to Bs. I'd totally bash my nose first.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 1:03:50 PM)
I know from personal experience that gravity sucks[&:]

cjenny -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 1:08:54 PM)
holy boobies batman, i passed! even without a bra on! hehehehe. yes, gravity sucks in a downward spiral. wanders off singing 'i passed passed without a bra i passed'

Petruchio -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 1:18:10 PM)
(laughing at cjenny)

Petruchio -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 1:19:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72 I know from personal experience that gravity sucks[&:] Do you have her phone number?

LeMis -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 4:16:04 PM)
passsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss w/ flying colors [:)] (as long as I wear my bra) [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]

cuddleheart50 -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 4:21:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Damn i need to get me some of those. Kinda as air bags for when i walk into walls face first which happens to me a lot !! I have those air bags..hehe

darksdesire -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 4:38:40 PM)
I can't believe I just did this. I'm so embarassed. If I hold my head way back, I pass with flying colors.

CalliopePurple -> RE: the boob test (12/11/2006 5:16:59 PM)
I fail quite miserably, even without my chest binder on.

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