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the boob test - 12/11/2006 7:56:04 AM   
tbearinspokane


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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 8:04:15 AM   
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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 8:08:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		They look nice clothed but I hate fake tits..they are so hard and fake.. I can think of better ways to spend my money $$...

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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 8:11:57 AM   
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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 8:14:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		You know, when I was in junior high school and the girls just started getting boobs, the guys would go around with pins and such and try to pop them.......me, being the valiant sort, never wanted to do that, I was more about trying to keep them.

My twin brother got in on the deal, picked his first victim, screwed up his courage and did the duty.....they have been married for around 35 years now.................

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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 8:17:05 AM   
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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 8:18:55 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Awww Ron, now that is almost that sickening "c" word.

Funny thing about this thread, I had to go into the john to see how much space there was between my nose and the wall. Knowing of course that because I am wearing a smash em down sorta contraption for sports it would be less than if I was wearing whatever industrial push up thing that girl is wearing.

So there I was.......standing against the bathroom wall.........laughing at myself.


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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 8:47:33 AM   
sweetnurseBBW


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Status: offline 		Not to mention I get older gravity takes over. So one might have to lift them up a tad before trying the boob test.

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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 11:39:47 AM   
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Boob Expertise - 12/11/2006 12:06:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

They look nice clothed but I hate fake tits..they are so hard and fake..


These are two common misconceptions.

  • Feel hard: Only the very earliest direct injections resulted in 'hard boobs'. Silicone implants in the last 20 years or so are slightly firmer than infirm flesh and about the same mass and 'feel' as the firmest of natural breasts. Saline implants are actually softer than natural flesh.

  • Look fake: Several different techniques are used to insert gel bags and some are placed over and some under the muscle wall. A well-done breast only looks fake if it is soccer-ball size on a small frame or if the nipples point skyward. Of course a few girls shoot for that particular look.

Breasts lifts (as opposed to augmentation) are almost identical but aren't considered 'fake'.

One thing that is rarely mentioned, very large implants are often cooler to the touch.

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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 12:41:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sweetnurseBBW

Not to mention I get older gravity takes over. So one might have to lift them up a tad before trying the boob test.


Or turn 'em into Moon Shoes.

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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 12:46:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mine have randomly gotten larger this year, but that just means they went from As to Bs. I'd totally bash my nose first.

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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 1:03:50 PM   
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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 1:08:54 PM   
cjenny


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Status: offline 		holy boobies batman, i passed! even without a bra on! hehehehe. yes, gravity sucks in a downward spiral.

*wanders off singing 'i passed passed without a bra i passed'*

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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 1:18:10 PM   
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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 1:19:56 PM   
Petruchio


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ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

I know from personal experience that gravity sucks


Do you have her phone number?

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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 4:16:04 PM   
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w/ flying colors 


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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 4:21:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Damn i need to get me some of those. Kinda as air bags for when i walk into walls face first which happens to me a lot !!



I have those air bags..hehe

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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 4:38:40 PM   
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RE: the boob test - 12/11/2006 5:16:59 PM   
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