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Spanking a celebrity - 12/13/2006 1:38:07 PM   
datsun


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Status: offline 		I've always wanted to ask this question:

Which famous person would you most  to give a sound spanking?

I've already got my choice, but I'm keeping it to myself for now.
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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/13/2006 1:41:51 PM   
blmtrsne


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Status: offline 		I'd love to spank Halle Berry. Just to prepare Her for a wild night aftherwoods.

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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/13/2006 1:59:31 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Most generally all of them for acting like spoiled brats.

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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/13/2006 3:10:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		i'd rather be spanked by them.  I could name a few.........  Brad Pitt comes to mind even if he's a blonde.   Matt Damon.... ooooo....  take him out of his Bourne identity movie... ooooooo  i could be a naughty girl for him!  Em... geezz.... Brad Pitt?  I used to adore Tom Cruise... but i'd be afraid he start preaching over my rear end about Scientology instead of spank it.  ::sigh:: 

course there are a few others......  but i'd offer my bottom up to Brad and Matt for starters. 


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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/13/2006 7:18:42 PM   
susie


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Status: offline 		David James Elliot can spank me, or do anything he likes to me, anytime he wants.

As for spanking, top of my list are Paris Hilton and Victoria Beckham. Nothing to do with bdsm, they just need a good slap.

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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/13/2006 7:28:58 PM   
sweetnurseBBW


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Status: offline 		I would rather be spanked. If I could choose a celebrity it would be Russell Crowe for the male spanker and dont laugh, Queen Latifah for the female spanker. I bet she could do some damage.

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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/13/2006 7:38:58 PM   
krikket


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ORIGINAL: Devilslilsister

i'd rather be spanked by them.  I could name a few.........  Brad Pitt comes to mind even if he's a blonde.   Matt Damon.... ooooo....  take him out of his Bourne identity movie... ooooooo  i could be a naughty girl for him!  Em... geezz.... Brad Pitt?  I used to adore Tom Cruise... but i'd be afraid he start preaching over my rear end about Scientology instead of spank it.  ::sigh:: 

course there are a few others......  but i'd offer my bottom up to Brad and Matt for starters. 



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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/13/2006 8:19:28 PM   
iowastud


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Status: offline 		pamela anderson come to mind. aslo shaina twain.

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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/13/2006 9:11:33 PM   
trannysub007


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Status: offline 		William Baldwin .... he has a nice butt! Though, i might rub/caress/fondle instead of spank, and he's straight, so wouldn't that be awkward?!?!?!

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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/14/2006 3:30:06 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Nicholas Cage - I bet he'd whimper like a baby, and beg really nicely

Jack Nicholson - single tail for him, and a gag 'cause I bet he'd make a lot of noise

Paris Hilton - for the reason mentioned above; she could do with taking down a peg or ten

Mike Tyson - assuming ships' cables as restraints; how long / how much would it take to break him I wonder?

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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/14/2006 5:07:10 AM   
Petruchio


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Status: offline 		And I am going to spank LadyEllen for daring to sully this forum with the name 'Paris Hilton'.

Bleech. What a brainless waste of protoplasm. Hilton, that is, not LadyEllen.

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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/14/2006 6:56:25 AM   
smilezz


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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/14/2006 7:06:33 AM   
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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/14/2006 7:59:42 AM   
Petruchio


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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/14/2006 10:01:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Petruchio

And I am going to spank LadyEllen for daring to sully this forum with the name 'Paris Hilton'.

Bleech. What a brainless waste of protoplasm. Hilton, that is, not LadyEllen.



Does this mean I am now officially a celebrity!?

Wow!

Must rush off and get on the talk show circuit, publish a cook book, write a chldren's novel and buy some ridiculously outrageously expensive shoes whose cost would feed the population of Bangladesh for a month.

Oh, and I'd best make a keep fit video and advise millions on their diet through helpful articles in womens' magazines, all whilst yoyoing between 120 and 300lbs.

However will I find time to do anything meaningful in the world though? Oh - silly me! As a celebrity I dont have to!

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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/14/2006 10:30:50 AM   
deadlylover


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Status: offline 		I'd rather be spanked by Viggo Mortensen and Sean Bean. Oh god, those two are so...mmmm...anyway...there are a few others who I would enjoy to be spanked by.
 
Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan need a beating, not a spanking. They make me gag.
 
Also, spanking Angelina would be top of my list for erotic reasons.

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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/14/2006 10:34:26 AM   
Donnalee


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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/14/2006 11:04:09 AM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		I'd love to spank Brad Pitt and do other things to him which I won't go into detail Angelina Jolie, I'd love to spank her ass until it was cherry red. Antonio Banderas I'd love to spank him and maybe cane him too...yeah cane...all 3 of them woohoo!

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RE: Spanking a celebrity - 12/14/2006 11:52:06 AM   
Petruchio


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

quote:

ORIGINAL: Petruchio

And I am going to spank LadyEllen for daring to sully this forum with the name 'Paris Hilton'.

Bleech. What a brainless waste of protoplasm. Hilton, that is, not LadyEllen.



Does this mean I am now officially a celebrity!?

Wow!

Must rush off and get on the talk show circuit, publish a cook book, write a chldren's novel and buy some ridiculously outrageously expensive shoes whose cost would feed the population of Bangladesh for a month.

Oh, and I'd best make a keep fit video and advise millions on their diet through helpful articles in womens' magazines, all whilst yoyoing between 120 and 300lbs.

However will I find time to do anything meaningful in the world though? Oh - silly me! As a celebrity I dont have to!


(laughing) Of course you're a celebrity!

Be sure to comment on the Iraq war, positively, of course, so that the right wing embraces you. Of course even more people will want to spank you then.

Get a sex video made, although it's not difficult to do a better blowjob than the current crop of ditzy blondes. Then deny you know anything about the video. Make certain the video is broadcast on the web. Then offer to buy all copies.

Date a 2nd tier movie star. Drop him with much publicity.

Stop wearing panties. Let the world know you stopped wearing panties. Then come out with your own lingerie line.

You're on your way, Ellen!

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