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LotusSong -> Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 9:57:55 AM)

Matching lavender outfit: $200
New pair of French sunglasses: $100
NIKE products Endorsements: $10,000,000
Having a "special place" to hold your putter . . . PRICELESS


http://members.cox.net/lotussong/pic23224.jpg




xBullx -> RE: Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 12:28:23 PM)

wait till little Michelle gets older, the putter won't suffice, she'll be in for the big woods then, "driver" home big daddy...................(smirks)




LotusSong -> RE: Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 12:46:39 PM)

I thought you guys would love this :)
 
Now, a man looks at this and smiles. 
 
A woman looks at this and thinks "What the heck is she thinking?!"




stef -> RE: Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 1:19:55 PM)

And then some will look at this and say "What a cheesy Photoshop job."

~stef




CalliopePurple -> RE: Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 2:03:38 PM)

You need a warning that the picture should not be viewed while eating or drinking. There is juice all over my monitor now.




LotusSong -> RE: Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 2:42:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

And then some will look at this and say "What a cheesy Photoshop job."

~stef


How can you prove that?




Emperor1956 -> RE: Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 2:59:41 PM)

You know, all I can think of is the alleged Johnny Carson line when he was interviewing Mrs. Arnold Palmer (since discredited by Snopes.com). 

Carson:  Do you do anything special for Arnie for good luck, you know, anything before a big game?

Mrs. A.P.:  Well, I kiss his balls for good luck.

Carson:  I bet that really flutters his putter.

E.




LotusSong -> RE: Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 3:55:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

You know, all I can think of is the alleged Johnny Carson line when he was interviewing Mrs. Arnold Palmer (since discredited by Snopes.com). 

Carson:  Do you do anything special for Arnie for good luck, you know, anything before a big game?

Mrs. A.P.:  Well, I kiss his balls for good luck.

Carson:  I bet that really flutters his putter.

E.
Good one!




Mercnbeth -> RE: Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 4:07:43 PM)

You have to be a bit old to know who Zsa Zsa Gabor was, but this was favorite Carson urban legend.

Zsa Zsa came to the interview with her pet, and after the obligatory welcome applause died down she said...

Zsa Zsa:  Would you like to pet my pussy?

Carson: Sure - just move the cat out of the way for me!




sweetnurseBBW -> RE: Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 6:45:44 PM)

Hmmm never thought of there. Learn something everyday. [;)]




stef -> RE: Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 7:49:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

How can you prove that?

Aside from the fact that it's absurd to think she would actually do that outside the privacy of her home?  Zoom in on the portion of the image where the club handle appears to be under her skirt.  You can see the blocky pixellation that occurs when an image is doctored by a non-pro.

~stef




Emperor1956 -> RE: Priceless on the LPGA Tour (12/14/2006 9:38:51 PM)

quote:

You have to be a bit old to know who Zsa Zsa Gabor was, but this was favorite Carson urban legend.

Zsa Zsa came to the interview with her pet, and after the obligatory welcome applause died down she said...

Zsa Zsa:  Would you like to pet my pussy?

Carson: Sure - just move the cat out of the way for me!


Merc, that is one of my favorites, too.  Especially as one corollary has it that Zsa Zsa sued Carson for "obscenity" over it.  But alas, it never happened.





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