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twicehappy -> Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 5:10:20 AM)

It seems to me that here on the boards there is a disturbing trend to post a statement that our opinions are our own. Or worse yet to feel the need to include an apology in the contents of our posts just in case it offends others whose idea of WIITWD is vastly different from our own.
 
To my mind it has seriously affected our ability to post freely our opinions, thoughts or ideas lest we be branded a "one true wayer" or "real" or "true" or a "holier than thou" type.
 
In the interest of giving my fellow posters a chance to cover their collective and individual butts when posting i have started this thread.
 
Want to avoid those extra paragraphs we all seem to feel the need to write stating that our posts are our opinion, only our opinion and not intended as a legal statement or a direct attack on other posters who may be sensitive to certain terminology we have used?
 
Eliminate those pesky flame wars and post your disclaimer here.
 
It will be publicly filed where it may be viewed at any time thereby freeing you from all that extra typing or being held accountable for hurt egos, psyches or offended demands for apologies.
 
 
Disclaimer: the above is the author's personal opinion and is not the opinion or policy of her owner or of the little green men that follow her around all day all day.
 
This post may or may not cite its references or sources.
 
The facts expressed here belong to everybody, the opinions to me. The distinction is yours to draw...
 
IMPORTANT: This post is intended for the use of the individual to whom I was responding and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any whining, bitching or taking personally of this post is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social fauxpas.
 
No animals were harmed in the composition of this post, although Benji is authorized to hump your leg and piss on your carpet for taking the contents of afore mentioned post and either embracing it as personal or responding with any sentence containing the words " weal" or " twue" or any other Fuddism for that matter. 
(Mnottertail holding a written grant of exception to this rule).
 
My opinion is neither copyrighted nor trademarked; If you like, I'll trade for one of yours.
 



SusanofO -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 5:13:53 AM)

Cute idea, twicehappy! I know you have a good point, too.

- Susan



Quivver -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 5:13:58 AM)

WARNING:  Kid's dont try this on your Own!



enigmaslave -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 5:16:13 AM)

I hope this does not constitute an irritating social fauxpas...
but, ahhh, what a breath of fresh air.
 

 



twicehappy -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 5:24:36 AM)

 
 
No, your carpets and legs are all safe so far ............
 
Don't forget to post your disclaimers though.



SusanofO -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 5:36:02 AM)

My standard, self-defensive disclaimer is: "This is just my opinion"

Which I'd think would be obvious, but usually if I don't say this, almost no matter what topic it is, there will be people taking "issue" with my (usually diplomatically stated) opinion.

As if I'd intended to offend someone by merely stating it.

Example: I say knifeplay scares me because it seems (key word) extra dangerous. Someone (not everyone, but at least one person) will inevitably respond along the lines of: 

"How can you say knifeplay is dangerous?! It's no more dangerous than spanking!" (This - stated sans any "proof" whatsoever).

I dunno - it strikes me as dangerous, no matter how "practiced" someone is. Your opinion may differ, but it doesn't make me feel any more secure. Okay?!!!

- Susan 



twicehappy -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 6:36:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SusanofO

My standard, self-defensive disclaimer is: "This is just my opinion"


Duly noted and recorded as Disclaimer # 3 registered to SusanofO.



SusanofO -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 6:38:47 AM)

Thanks!!!

- Susan



MrrPete -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:01:58 AM)

That was priceless.

Having been the administrator of several MBs and mailing lists I have had my share of
flame wars to stamp out.

Flame wars start when someone attacks another person rather than stating why they
disagree with their opinion. Attacks can be as simple as "you're wrong" and we've all
seen the more vitriolic variety.

When you disagree with someone else's post simply express YOUR opinion why you do.

People often express opinions that have no basis in fact but is still THEIR opinion.
Just make sure you stay in the first person [talking about yourself and your opinion].
Once you go into third person the match has been lit. ["you're wrong"; "you're stupid"
etc] How far the flames go depend the level of vitriol and how fast the administrator
can get out the fire extinguisher.

Of course if you want to give props to someone that is perfectly OK. We can all use a
warm fuzzy now and then.

The administrator or Mod has the responisbility to stomp out ...stop flame wars as
soon as possible after they start. The board can quickly get out of control if they
don't.

Why does a duck have webbed feet?
For stomping out flame wars. [was forrest fires]
Why does an elephant have flat feet?
For stomping out smouldering ducks

It is better to be thought a fool
than to open one's mouth and
remove all doubt.

Diplomacy: The art of telling someone where to go
in such a way they actually look forward to the trip.




Petruchio -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:11:47 AM)

(nod) Clever.



LotusSong -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:22:57 AM)

Lotus Song's Disclaimer: 
 
"My opinions are based on my actual life experiences, if you are offended, I suggest you get over yourself".



SweetSarijane -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:27:20 AM)

<grinning> Love how you put that Lotus Song.



SweetSarijane -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:31:31 AM)

Ok, my turn. I speak from opinion based on my experience and knowledge gained throughout my life to date. I also speak from my view and/or opinion based on info given in the question. My views and opinions are mine. Take from it what works and discard the rest.



mistoferin -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:33:00 AM)

LOL twice. I agree. I actually made a similar post a long time ago. The fact is though that we could post 32 page disclaimers on every post we make and cover every possible scenario we can imagine and some people will still continue to try to "force" you to change your mind, call foul, twist your words in an attempt to discredit you, sideswipe you, condescend to you, outright flame you, etc., etc.....  All the disclaimers in the world aren't going to make miserable, petty people open their minds and realize that every opposing opinion or viewpoint is not a personal attack on them or theirs.



ShreveportMaster -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:33:41 AM)

My opinions are Mine...they are nonetheless correct, and make far more sense than anything you are likely to come up with. If this offends you, please feel free to take a nice long swim in lake Idontgiveashit. [:D] (Note, this applies only to opinions, not facts. If I am verifiably wrong, I appreciate having this pointed out, so I can have the correct information...but you'd better have proof!)

                               I wish you well,
                                                       Shreve



twicehappy -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:40:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrrPete


When you disagree with someone else's post simply express YOUR opinion why you do.

Of course if you want to give props to someone that is perfectly OK. We can all use a
warm fuzzy now and then.

Diplomacy: The art of telling someone where to go
in such a way they actually look forward to the trip.


I love the new pic!!!!
 
Big warm fuzzy hugs to you MrPete, grins.
 
And bravo on your post.



twicehappy -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:42:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Lotus Song's Disclaimer: 
 
"My opinions are based on my actual life experiences, if you are offended, I suggest you get over yourself".


I love this one.
 
Duly recorded disclaimer as registered to LotusSong.



twicehappy -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:44:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

Ok, my turn. I speak from opinion based on my experience and knowledge gained throughout my life to date. I also speak from my view and/or opinion based on info given in the question. My views and opinions are mine. Take from it what works and discard the rest.


Good one, not too much legalese.
 
Duly recorded disclaimer as registered to SweetSarijane.



twicehappy -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:46:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

some people will still continue to try to "force" you to change your mind, call foul, twist your words in an attempt to discredit you, sideswipe you, condescend to you, outright flame you, etc., etc.....  All the disclaimers in the world aren't going to make miserable, petty people open their minds and realize that every opposing opinion or viewpoint is not a personal attack on them or theirs.


Lmao....you are right of course but now we have declared our intention to have the good pup pee on their carpets so we cannot get sued when he does.



twicehappy -> RE: Disclaimers! (12/16/2006 7:48:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShreveportMaster

My opinions are Mine...they are nonetheless correct, and make far more sense than anything you are likely to come up with. If this offends you, please feel free to take a nice long swim in lake Idontgiveashit. 


Can i have a map to said lake? There may be occasion to give some folks the directions.
 
Duly recorded disclaimer as registered to ShreveportMaster.



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