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mgdartist -> What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/18/2006 4:24:28 PM)

Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.
  • In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
  • 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get it’s hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)
  • 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
  • 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
  • >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
  • >60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
  • >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.
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Sigh...well I only drink diest, but always liked Dew better. but the non-diet version has 12 tsps. of sugar I think, and both have far more caffiene than coke. Maybe go back to your beer?

Bottled water?...sheesh, how dare they even charge for it?!

MGD




FangsNfeet -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/18/2006 5:30:21 PM)

"What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now"

I would leap from my chair, run through the streets naked, scream "Merry Christmas" out the top of my lungs, swim the ocean to the middle east, capture Bin Laden, and then pull a Mel Gibson cursing all the Jews.

Needless to say, there's a reason why I don't drink coke.  




KatyLied -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/18/2006 5:58:53 PM)

I've always said Pepsi is superior.
[8D]




LaTigresse -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/18/2006 6:06:26 PM)

Oh good grief I would spew!

Needless to say I cannot stand soda of any kind.




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/18/2006 6:35:42 PM)

Damn that's a harsh article about coke... 
One of my few healthy habits is that I don't buy soda for my home, and I don't drink it; except maybe for once a year if I'm eating Pizza or am in a foreign country, than I want soda and it is always Coca cola. [:D]  M




cuddleheart50 -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/18/2006 7:29:26 PM)

Hmm, I drink coke everyday.




AquaticSub -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/18/2006 7:37:23 PM)

Actually the article is wrong about one thing. The removing of cocaine that they are talking about was a trace amount that didn't get you high anyway. It was removed because the head of the company was a straight-edge man who didn't want there to be even a trace amount in his product.

Honestly if you break down all the things that caffinated and sugered products that we ingest it all sounds terrible. I saw a list like this about what happens after you quit smoking. I showed it to a cancer surgen and he said it was PR bullshit. Not saying this is, but *shrug* I would take it with a grain of salt.




MsBearlee -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/18/2006 7:45:25 PM)

Yes...go back to beer.  In fact...brew yer own; it's more fun, healthier...and keeps ya off the streets!
 
Beermeister,
Beverly




patina -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 2:40:49 AM)

I quit drinking coke when i heard it was good for removing the acid build up on car batteries and to clean the dead squashed bug crap off windshield glass.  Pepsi won't do any of that.


I mainly drink water


Patina




missturbation -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 4:20:03 AM)

Alas i am not allowed coke, red bull or anything that contains caffiene. Im supposed to drink de caff coffee but i hate it so i have to admit i cheat quite a bit. However even on my caffeine free days im still loopy. Who needs coke anyway? [:D]




daddysprop247 -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 8:27:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: patina

I quit drinking coke when i heard it was good for removing the acid build up on car batteries and to clean the dead squashed bug crap off windshield glass.  Pepsi won't do any of that.


I mainly drink water


Patina




those are all ridiculous myths, probably started by the heads of Pepsi-co.




LaTigresse -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 11:28:46 AM)

Just curious..........have you tried them? I remember doing it in science class in 8th grade. We also dissolved a coin in a cup of it.     (I think our science teacher was a health food freak) It did make me glad I don't like the stuff though.




Devilslilsister -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 11:32:45 AM)

i'm a die hard pepsi fan.  Gave a speech to the my class about the hazards of pepsi (cola products), sat down from giving my speech and cracked open the pepsi i was using as an example.  I am one of those fortunate people who just generally doesnt care.  If i could AFFORD it, i would probably drink a 12 pack a day.  My body can take the abuse!!  Heh - agreed on the addicting part - its why i'm so craving a pepsi right now. 

It also destroys your stomach.  Destroys your teeth.  Causes problems with your internal organs and i doubt you want to know whats inside it.




justheather -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 1:01:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

I've always said Pepsi is superior.
[8D]


Ive had an eversion to Pepsi products ever since I saw Mommy Dearest.




KatyLied -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 2:46:06 PM)

quote:

Mommy Dearest.


No wire hangers!





Termyn8or -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 2:50:46 PM)

I like that article. There is only one problem, with all the banning going on now they might ban it.

Actually I was under the impression that the cocaine was removed due to the Harrison act, which made the substance illegal. Prior to that you could buy it over the counter. Probably in the same aisle with the paragoric, which IIRC was alcohol and opium or something like that.

I particularly agree with the last part about it leaching vital minerals from your system. I've been studying minerals, their absorption and use in the body for quite a few years now. I have come to a conclusion based on many sources across the world and web. Sugar does not eat your teeth away from the outside by becoming acidic, although it may be a factor.

Sugar destroys teeth, which are bones essentially, by removing the minerals into the bloodstream for excretion or to other organs. Dental decay is a form of osteoporosis basically. The same process acts upon all bones in the body, but the teeth seem to be the most vulnerable. Brushing will do you no good. I'm not saying don't do it, you might still want clean teeth, I am just saying that it doesn't have a huge influence on  the longevity of your teeth.

What other chemical processes in the body are hampered by lack of minerals ? Answer : just about all of them.

In other words, if you can manage to think outside the box a bit, consider tooth decay a symptom of a larger problem. Allopathic medical practitioners generally treat symptoms rather than the underlying cause. Homeopathic and naturopathic healers try to find the cause of the symptom rather than just writing a scrip.

Momentarily referring to the "Stupidest species" thread, there are many many things that harm us, and they are perfectly legal, because of money.

Ban Coke ? Boy I'd really like to sink my teeth into that one. In my considered opinion sugar is actually more harmful than cigarettes. I don't drink Coke, nor any other beverage with sugar. So the ban would not affect me. So I should be all for it right ? Ban sugar totally. I don't use it. (OK enough of that)

Actually the first thing they should ban is olestra and anything that resembles olestra. Crisco and margarine are close enough. They all leach minerals from your body.

So now we have a transfat ban in the works. What are they talking about ? Regular vegetable oil, or actual lard ?  If the trend continues we might actually see some ban or regulation of soft drinks. Personally I don't think anything with sugar should be given to the young, save for rare cases. Perhaps you should need an ID to buy it ?

Our taste buds are there to tell us what is good and bad to eat or drink. They are a tool, but they are fooled many times by modern chemistry. Sugar and refined salt are the biggest culprits. When I stopped using sugar quite a few things happened. First of all my taste is sharp, I no longer use ketchup. If I grab the wrong cup of coffe and it has sugar in it I almost puke if I take even a little sip.

Actually I drink coffee very rarely these days. My job requires a steady hand, and there is no way in hell you'll get me to drink decaf. Therefore the coffee had to go. If I do, however have coffee and there are two identical cups on the table, I can smell the sugar. So I sniff it.

Due to what I eat, and just as important what I don't eat I have strong bones and teeth. Wish my eyesight was better but I really don't get sick. If I am running late and don't brush my teeth I do not get bad breath. I can prove that.

Every Parent should read that article. If you have the habit, or even are part of the "Pepsi generation" these drinks are something which should be drank occasionally. Transfat is bad, but occasionally you'll be OK. In almost all cases, excess is the problem. Of all soft drinks, from what I've heard ginger ale is the least unhealthy of the bunch. If I were in a place with no beer, but I had my choice of soft drinks I would take Cotton Club less sweet ginger ale. Less sweet being the final deal maker. Ice cold spring water or distilled would be my first choice, but I do not drink tap water.

"Taste that beats the others cold, Pepsi pours it on". "I'd like to buy the world a Coke". Alot of people fell for it.

And of course a bit of grease for the wheels of justice got it where they don't have to give out their secret formula.

Not for me thank you. Also thank you for the article. People are really addicted to soft drinks. One thing the article did not mention is what happens to the blood sugar levels in alot of people, who will actually crave another soft drink like an addict.

It happened to me a long time ago. In my day we had the long necked 16 ounce glass bottles, and it tasted the best out of the bottle. I didn't really beat the addiction, I beat the addictive personality. There are many many things most people take for granted that I have not ingested in over 10 years.

Wow, just remembered some old memories. Taking back the bottles. I was able to carry five eightpacks of empties in at one time. Of course I had an incentive, to get more Pepsi.

Really, I doubt there is much difference between Coke and Pepsi when it comes to what it does to the body. But I felt the addiction firsthand. As late as about 15 years ago we got a pizza at work, and the pop machine took my coins and didn't give me the soda. The tech had already been out several times to repair the coin changer. Well I called the company and demanded to speak to who was in charge. "Change the fucking coin changer, I have a dolly, and if this happens again I will bring the dolly and roll your fucking machine out into Brookpark road in front of the biggest truck I can find". Addiction ? You be the judge.

T




justheather -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 4:55:35 PM)

Oops, aversion, even. :-)

No wire hangers... EVER!!!!!!!




sweetnurseBBW -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 5:07:09 PM)

Well I put rum in my coke so it makes me feel even better. [:D]




justheather -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 5:10:13 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetnurseBBW

Well I put rum in my coke so it makes me feel even better. [:D]


My standard line when refusing a soda is "I only drink carbonated beverages when they have alcohol in them."
[;)]




Level -> RE: What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now: (12/19/2006 5:14:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

quote:

Mommy Dearest.


No wire hangers!




My friend wants to start a day-care center called Mommy Dearest Daycare. She's nuts.




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