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CalliopePurple -> What's Miss USA been up to? (12/18/2006 8:53:31 PM)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,237161,00.html

The story speaks for itself. Commentary welcome.



Lordandmaster -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/18/2006 9:33:13 PM)

She's actually here right now, sucking my cock under the desk while I surf on Collarme.



pahunkboy -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/18/2006 9:59:35 PM)

if she drank alcohol, broke the law- she broke her contract.



CalliopePurple -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/18/2006 10:56:55 PM)

I'm not saying she didn't break her contract, I posted it for amusement purposes with people like Lam in mind.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/18/2006 11:06:45 PM)

i guess little miss perfect is about as normal as I am[8D] hehehe



FirmhandKY -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/18/2006 11:12:25 PM)

Dyam ... She's going back to Russell Springs, KY?  That's basically right next door to me .... where are my car keys?  [:D]



CH3CH2OH -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/18/2006 11:36:09 PM)

It just pains me to think that we had to suffer through the leaked Paris Hilton video and I'm not aware that anyone even taped this.

This is a crime against the public that needs to be remedied IMMEDIATELY.  [sm=frown.gif]



meatcleaver -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 1:21:12 AM)

Let's get this right. She won a contest because she is good looking and presumably got good tits, a nice arse and long legs and the organisiers of this event who judge someone based on their looks, tits, arse and the length of their legs, think she hasn't got the moral fibre needed to win such a contest? If anyone has need of a few morals it is the ones that judge someone based on looks, tits, arse and legs.

Though if I'm honest she can have a drink any time she wants with me, wrap those loooooong legs around me and let me bounce on those tits. I have to admit, she's probably got a few more morals than me and I have probably got a few more than Donald Trump.



unavailable -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 1:39:36 AM)

LOL meatcleaver well said![sm=applause.gif]



FangsNfeet -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 4:42:16 AM)

Deciding to fool around with Miss Teen USA was probably not the best career move. Either way, loose the award or not, Ms USA is still a title under your belt to advance to more profitable careers. If you keept he title, most people never remember you as you just appear in a few health/home magazines and ride on a float. It's the ones who decide to pose for Play Boy and launch an Acting/Singing career who stay rich and famous. Who cares if it's been anounced that you lost your crown, money talks and bullshit walks.



Aileen68 -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 4:46:56 AM)

Vanessa Williams had her crown stripped and she's probably been the most successful winner to date.  This will probably be the biggest boost to her career.
Otherwise she'd be as forgettable as all the rest.  And I agree.  She's probably sucking LaM's cock.  But only once a day.



Lordandmaster -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 6:49:41 AM)

Heh...so the secret to success is to LOSE the Miss USA crown.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Vanessa Williams had her crown stripped and she's probably been the most successful winner to date.  This will probably be the biggest boost to her career.
Otherwise she'd be as forgettable as all the rest.



Aileen68 -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 7:08:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Heh...so the secret to success is to LOSE the Miss USA crown.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Vanessa Williams had her crown stripped and she's probably been the most successful winner to date.  This will probably be the biggest boost to her career.
Otherwise she'd be as forgettable as all the rest.



Noooo...the secret to her success is to suck YOUR cock, isn't it?



Mercnbeth -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 7:29:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: meatcleaver

...Let's get this right. She won a contest because she is good looking and presumably got good tits, a nice arse and long legs...


think the word you might be looking for is BOUGHT, instead of GOT, a pair of tits to go with the legs and ass...not sure as to why she even got the crown... fake blonde, fake tan, fake tits on a borderline anorexic 20 year old are a dime a dozen... at least here in L.A.



justheather -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 7:38:18 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Vanessa Williams had her crown stripped and she's probably been the most successful winner to date.  This will probably be the biggest boost to her career.


Im pretty certain Vanessa Williams won Miss America...different pageant.
In that one, you have to actually be able to speak and have some sort of talent



thompsonx -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 7:48:09 AM)

donald trump as a judge of morality.....ROFLMAO
thompson



NorthernGent -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 10:46:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: meatcleaver


Though if I'm honest she can have a drink any time she wants with me, wrap those loooooong legs around me and let me bounce on those tits.



After 2 minutes of conversation with her you'd be telling her to fuck off and take her plastic tits with her. Is she a real human being? She looks as boring as bat shit (not that I'm one to be judgemental of course *ahem*).



meatcleaver -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 11:42:05 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

quote:

ORIGINAL: meatcleaver


Though if I'm honest she can have a drink any time she wants with me, wrap those loooooong legs around me and let me bounce on those tits.



After 2 minutes of conversation with her you'd be telling her to fuck off and take her plastic tits with her. Is she a real human being? She looks as boring as bat shit (not that I'm one to be judgemental of course *ahem*).


Hmm I never realised she had plastic anything when I posted but I have to admit I don't get many 20 somethings wanting to wrap their legs around me nowadays. It could be a case of beggars can't be choosers.[:o]



thompsonx -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 11:42:58 AM)

Firmhandky:
Will you introduce me to your neighbor?
thompson



CalliopePurple -> RE: What's Miss USA been up to? (12/19/2006 11:47:32 AM)

Update, courtesy of Yahoo! News: Trump is giving her a second chance, so for now she keeps the crown.



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