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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/19/2006 11:47:43 AM   
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Though if I'm honest she can have a drink any time she wants with me, wrap those loooooong legs around me and let me bounce on those tits.



After 2 minutes of conversation with her you'd be telling her to fuck off and take her plastic tits with her. Is she a real human being? She looks as boring as bat shit (not that I'm one to be judgemental of course *ahem*).

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Deep down inside where it really counts I am a pretty shallow person ....yeah I would do her in a heartbeat.  I would like to think that it would last a bit longer than two minutes.
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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/19/2006 11:55:48 AM   
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Though if I'm honest she can have a drink any time she wants with me, wrap those loooooong legs around me and let me bounce on those tits.



After 2 minutes of conversation with her you'd be telling her to fuck off and take her plastic tits with her. Is she a real human being? She looks as boring as bat shit (not that I'm one to be judgemental of course *ahem*).

NorthernGent:
Deep down inside where it really counts I am a pretty shallow person ....yeah I would do her in a heartbeat.  I would like to think that it would last a bit longer than two minutes.
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Oi! Get in line!

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/19/2006 3:07:49 PM   
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Though if I'm honest she can have a drink any time she wants with me, wrap those loooooong legs around me and let me bounce on those tits.



After 2 minutes of conversation with her you'd be telling her to fuck off and take her plastic tits with her. Is she a real human being? She looks as boring as bat shit (not that I'm one to be judgemental of course *ahem*).

NorthernGent:
Deep down inside where it really counts I am a pretty shallow person ....yeah I would do her in a heartbeat.  I would like to think that it would last a bit longer than two minutes.
thompson


thompson, no way, judging your posts I don't believe it for a second..................you wouldn't get past 25 seconds on a good day! (in jest of course) and that's only if you can get in there for MC's arse in the way going like a bee's wing.

She really is not attractive in the slightest. She's got that look about her hasn't she "wow, nice yacht!, amazzziiiing car, wanna come to my island and drink some champagne" FUCK OFF!!!!!

Anyway, what has she been upto? Not celebrity in coke shocker, surely?

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/19/2006 3:12:11 PM   
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Though if I'm honest she can have a drink any time she wants with me, wrap those loooooong legs around me and let me bounce on those tits.



After 2 minutes of conversation with her you'd be telling her to fuck off and take her plastic tits with her. Is she a real human being? She looks as boring as bat shit (not that I'm one to be judgemental of course *ahem*).


Hmm I never realised she had plastic anything when I posted but I have to admit I don't get many 20 somethings wanting to wrap their legs around me nowadays. It could be a case of beggars can't be choosers.


Me neither, MC. Just blind prejudice on my part.

It would be a much bigger surprise if the headline was "celebrity caught refusing coke".

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/19/2006 4:21:27 PM   
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Will you introduce me to your neighbor?
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Hehe, sure, thompson .... Russell Springs is a really, really small town.  I bet it wouldn't take 5 seconds to find out her phone number, address, and the boy she lost her virginity too. 

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/19/2006 6:43:11 PM   
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Russell Springs is a really, really small town.  I bet it wouldn't take 5 seconds to find out her phone number, address, and the boy she lost her virginity too. 

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/19/2006 8:30:55 PM   
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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/20/2006 11:22:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		So he let her off the hook. Nice of him...has to be a reason.
...and are we sure Lam and "the Donald" arent one and the same?
Gonna let her keep living in trump towers Lam?
Ya, dumb question i guess...bet you been at that same desk since this whole thing started.

btw, unless you own cm, I vote you should have to pay big bucks for your membership from now on.


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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/20/2006 12:06:23 PM   
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[not sure as to why she even got the crown...


I'm willing to guess she put in the extra uumph needed to get that crown. Probably lots of time under someone's desk I'm sure.

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/20/2006 1:15:58 PM   
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...and are we sure Lam and "the Donald" arent one and the same?
Gonna let her keep living in trump towers Lam?
Ya, dumb question i guess...bet you been at that same desk since this whole thing started.

btw, unless you own cm, I vote you should have to pay big bucks for your membership from now on.

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/20/2006 3:47:41 PM   
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So he let her off the hook. Nice of him...has to be a reason.
...and are we sure Lam and "the Donald" arent one and the same?
Gonna let her keep living in trump towers Lam?
Ya, dumb question i guess...bet you been at that same desk since this whole thing started.

btw, unless you own cm, I vote you should have to pay big bucks for your membership from now on.



<gasp> ... you're not suggesting that it was Trump's knob she's been bobbing on, and not LaM's, are you? ...

Ahh... talk about the fox guarding the henhouse! ...

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/20/2006 4:09:16 PM   
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Though if I'm honest she can have a drink any time she wants with me, wrap those loooooong legs around me and let me bounce on those tits.



After 2 minutes of conversation with her you'd be telling her to fuck off and take her plastic tits with her. Is she a real human being? She looks as boring as bat shit (not that I'm one to be judgemental of course *ahem*).


Boring as bat shit? Hmm... can't agree with you there.

I saw the clip of her walking on stage in a bikini and high heels. She has a nice, flat, defined belly on a perfect, leggy figure...

I'd jump her bones in a New York minute... dyed hair, fake titties and all!

Now all I've gotta do is convince her that I'm a rung up to the heights she wants to achieve...  

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/20/2006 4:39:49 PM   
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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/20/2006 7:06:07 PM   
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ah to be young and stupid and pretty in the USA.... that's all it seems to take these days.

LotusSong:
You seem to have the young and pretty taken care of ...two out of three is not bad.
thompson

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/20/2006 7:13:59 PM   
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donald trump as a judge of morality.....ROFLMAO
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hes probably already looking for her to be wife number 3 or 4. Can't remember how many times hes been married now. Must be the money that are attracted to. It's not the hair.

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/21/2006 11:11:20 AM   
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Boring as bat shit? Hmm... can't agree with you there.

I saw the clip of her walking on stage in a bikini and high heels. She has a nice, flat, defined belly on a perfect, leggy figure...

I'd jump her bones in a New York minute... dyed hair, fake titties and all!

Now all I've gotta do is convince her that I'm a rung up to the heights she wants to achieve...  


You're joking?! the lass could do with a good dinner down her! I'll make my way over to New York and step into the fray when she has put some meat on her bones. A spot of English charm should do the trick. If you manage to convince her you're the man for the job get her on a 24 hours a day chocolate and meat diet - it'll fatten her up and she'll have her mouth too full to talk - two birds with one stone etc :-)

Good luck with the convincing.



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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/21/2006 7:05:55 PM   
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Boring as bat shit? Hmm... can't agree with you there.

I saw the clip of her walking on stage in a bikini and high heels. She has a nice, flat, defined belly on a perfect, leggy figure...

I'd jump her bones in a New York minute... dyed hair, fake titties and all!

Now all I've gotta do is convince her that I'm a rung up to the heights she wants to achieve...  


You're joking?! the lass could do with a good dinner down her! I'll make my way over to New York and step into the fray when she has put some meat on her bones. A spot of English charm should do the trick. If you manage to convince her you're the man for the job get her on a 24 hours a day chocolate and meat diet - it'll fatten her up and she'll have her mouth too full to talk - two birds with one stone etc :-)

Good luck with the convincing.




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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/21/2006 7:29:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		The whole notion of these "wholesome image" beauty pageants is just absurd to me. Why dont they just drop the bullshit, and just change the whole thing to Miss American Party Girl. I think its pretty obvious none of these women are going to be able to use their cleavage to sell world peace, so they might as well get a few bucks from playboy while they've got the goods.

If the fundies want a wholesome icon for their recruitment posters, let them make their own pageants. The Miss Bible Thumper Pageant. 50 flat chested women with no social skills from being locked in a closet with nothing but their bible and good wholesome family values to keep them company. And only one will be able to use her pure values to protect clean, wholesome family values fromthe evils of "rock and or roll".


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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/21/2006 7:56:19 PM   
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Update, courtesy of Yahoo! News: Trump is giving her a second chance, so for now she keeps the crown.


This website is reporting that she lost it...and I also just heard it on the news.
http://www.tmz.com/

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RE: What's Miss USA been up to? - 12/21/2006 8:09:49 PM   
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Update, courtesy of Yahoo! News: Trump is giving her a second chance, so for now she keeps the crown.


This website is reporting that she lost it...and I also just heard it on the news.
http://www.tmz.com/


Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, is the one who lost her title.  Miss USA, Tara Conner, was given a second chance by Trump.

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