Mercnbeth -> RE: Hot on pot! (12/19/2006 4:37:53 PM)
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To my knowledge there is no quick, simple, roadside test for Marijuana as there is for alcohol. Actually, all the cop has to do, after pulling the suspicious vehicle over, is what he usually does: walk up to the window and ask the driver, "how you doing today?" if the driver responds, "groovy man," well... This is close to how a friend of mine got busted. When the cop asked him how he was doing, he burst out laughing and said, "oh man, I'm so fucking stoned!" Reminded of a very old joke. A cop pulls over a weaving driver. He asks him to take a Breathalyzer test. "I can't he says, I'm recovering from a collapsed lung and still can't take any deep breaths." - "Okay, says the officer, lets go down to the station and I'll give you a blood test." "Sorry officer, I'm a hemophiliac. I'm afraid I could die from that." Getting frustrated the officer says; "Well then, close your eyes, spread out your arms and touch you nose." "Wish I could but ever since I was in the army and I was standing too close to a shell exploding I got a bad concussion and have a bit of a coordination problem, especially when I close my eyes." Exasperated the officer says; "Well, I'll tell you what if you can walk on the painted straight yellow line on the side of this road - I'll let you go." "Sorry says the driver, that is just IMPOSSIBLE - I can't do that." "Why the hell not!?"; asks the cop? The driver replies; "Because asshole, I'm drunk! Can't you tell!??"
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