40 Mistakes that Women make with Men

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LotusSong -> 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men (12/19/2006 4:28:18 AM)
I'll start: Women.. do not take the term "jerking off" LITERALLY. Leave it attached and pet it nicely.

KeirasSecret -> RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men (12/19/2006 5:40:55 AM)
As entertaining as it is to watch them bounce to and fro, slaping a man's testicals, even lightly, is probably not what he means when he says "Play with my balls." Gently masaging, licking, or sucking them is more prefered.

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men (12/19/2006 5:59:04 AM)
let's talk about nails, not all men love to be clawed, we're not scratching posts.

LotusSong -> RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men (12/19/2006 9:57:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong I'll start: Women.. do not take the term "jerking off" LITERALLY. Leave it attached and pet it nicely. .. also.. when a blow job is requested.. you don't really just 'blow' on it... ok???

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men (12/19/2006 10:01:17 AM)
of course, the same goes when tables are turned...not blowing up balloons here...LOL

Anarrus -> RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men (12/19/2006 10:08:30 AM)
Assuming you can get me in the mood when I'm not in the mood....then taking it personally because you can't.

darchChylde -> RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men (12/19/2006 10:26:38 AM)
-deep throat is only sexy if you know what you're doing... if you don't you're going to gag and bend my penis in angles that i am not supposed to bend... IT FUCKING HURTS!!! -please, take initiative sometimes, our brains will not be where they are most useful and we may run out of ideas -men don't take hints, if you don't like something tell us -remember that men are dogs? if there's something you want to try or something you want us to do better; then train us and give uis a nice treat... we are not mind readers, we will go with what always worked until you tell us it doesn't work

SirRober -> RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men (12/19/2006 12:28:44 PM)
We are not mind readers... tell us what is going on ......we may seem to be able to read your mind but that is from *experience* from being with you...

LotusSong -> RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men (12/19/2006 2:04:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirRober We are not mind readers... tell us what is going on ......we may seem to be able to read your mind but that is from *experience* from being with you... Excellent advice...I feel another thread coming on... look for "What men wish women would tell them.. and WHEN to tell them"

LTRsubNW -> RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men (1/1/2007 2:22:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong Excellent advice...I feel another thread coming on... look for "What men wish women would tell them (everything).. and WHEN to tell them (all the time)" (Makes it simpler)

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