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New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/19/2006 5:39:44 PM

Bearlee

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Okay, we all want a place to post all those STUPID (you can't be serious) notes that we find in our mailboxes. Right? Okay...this is not unlike those ...the person beneath me threads... 'cept here ya gotta follow with something similar to what you've found in your mailbox or...with the responce you sent. I'll start the same thread for da toppy side. I'll start: (from a note to my submissive side...verbatum)

Oh, be sure to protect the (not so) innocent!!!

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/19/2006 7:19:06 PM

Bearlee

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Okay...I'll start...(the above post was a 'simulation'; a copy from my mailbox

How 'bout this one: Anybody got this and how did you respond?

"I know we live six contentents apart...but I want to serve you, even tho you are a submissive; you are that lovely..."

HOW did you respond?

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/19/2006 9:22:06 PM

ModeratorEleven

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Please keep in mind that you should only post brief excerpts, with no identifying names, from email you may have received. Posting email in it's entirety is verboten.

Danke,

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/20/2006 5:20:18 AM

jblack

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I'm not sure I understand how this would work like the "person beneath me" thread, but I did receive this message:

u horny?

I was truly charmed by it. Wouldn't you be?

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/20/2006 8:25:01 AM

HarleyKitty69

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how about the classic one ..me top u bottom serve me now..
or how about the one that IM me on the Y and when I asked who he was; he called me the B word ( and made it sound like a bad thing) , and said he was a top and HAD to be respectfull to him and when I said I was respectfull to Tops that I KNOW and I did not know him he said or another smartass sub and iggies me ??

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/22/2006 11:12:56 AM

Bearlee

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LOL... some of 'em are too much, aren't they? Usually I just avoid 'em.

In keeping with the good spirits of the holiday...I'll share one I got recently. I found it sweet... but...wonder WHY. He's younger than my son and lives across the ocean! He sent something like:

hallo how r u...shall we be friends?

<shakes head>

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/22/2006 9:09:23 PM

hobbit9sub4u

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i got a real doozy one time, "i may have use for you, hole. I wish to discuss my requirements via a messenger program, and I an be reached as (blah blah blah address removed to protectthe guilty) respond promptly"

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/23/2006 11:58:05 PM

sexypet

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i got this lovely yesterday....

"
Nice pics...but after looking at them the only thing I can think about is skull fucking you. "

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/24/2006 1:03:55 PM

hobbit9sub4u

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i hope you told him off.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/24/2006 1:22:12 PM

AquaticSub

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To sum up two exchanges I had with different dominants:

"I will give your dominant plane tickets in exchange for using you for a night. No, this is not prostitution."

"If you leave your dominant and be my little girl, I will spoil you. Yes, I think you would be completely loyal and faithful to me if I got you under those circumstances."

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/24/2006 1:48:38 PM

ohbiguy32

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I got two e-mails from the same dominant man. I had never talked to him before. They went something like this:

E-mail 1

I will tie you up and make you watch me do your wife. If she does not want to, I will just tie her up too.

E-mail 2

Why have you not written back you piece of scum?

Any guesses why my profile says what it does now?

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/24/2006 6:54:09 PM

LTRsubNW

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Okay, I'm a male sub...I suspect the list was intended for female subs...but here goes:

From a female Domme who I have to believe felt that a young babe would be appealing to me (for the uninformed...I'm 48):

(She): "Hello sub. You appeal to me. You're older (I'm 27). I'm looking for someone who can take care of me, even as you might need some caring for. If you're looking for someone who can give your friends a thrill, I'm your girl. I'll be the perfect arm candy. I have no interest in housecleaning, nor do I want to be your cook. I do expect that upon marriage that we'll agree that everything is split 50/50. I bring exceptional excitement to the marriage, you'll bring security...."

(It went on...and on...and on...)

My response:

"Dear _____, while your skin tone is more than appealing to me, I notice that none of your pictures have staple marks in them. Considering that I'm a foddering old fucker of 48, you're certainly aware that that is the only kind of girl I go out with (that being a woman who has 2 specific folds, and of course...staple marks at one of these 2 locations). I find that at 27, you're unlikely to know either, any of The Beatles best tunes, nor have any understanding that when Elton John was in The Who's movie about the pinball wizard that you were able to make a connection between the two. I think your best bet would be to find yourself either, a rich 78 year old man that can't fuck anymore, is likely to die imminently, and is desirous of having a nice tight little 27 year old meat package or, a 23 year old kid who has great potential, and do a great deal of study on how to move him forward by surrounding yourself with a bunch of 78 year old men (who are likely to die imminently) who are equally desirous of having a nice little 27 year old meat package, ultimately giving your little 23 year old all the opportunity to move forward. Yours."

< Message edited by LTRsubNW -- 12/24/2006 7:01:20 PM >

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/25/2006 9:32:38 AM

hejira92

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I have repeated received an invitation to mud-wrestle with this man's wife- if that's what I'm into........

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/25/2006 9:34:54 AM

hejira92

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Yea!!! I'm not vanilla anymore! Now I'm curious. Can't wait to be deranged! Gotta love cm.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/25/2006 5:30:39 PM

angharad

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From a mistress

have you ever been kicked between the legs?

reply: do you want to be?

Wtf? luckily I'm in a crabby mood, or i would have ignored it

Edited to add: I've made it to kinky lol!

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 12/25/2006 5:46:31 PM

TemptingNviceSub

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I received this once.....Write me in 100 words or more how you suck a cock, and If it meets with MY approval,I will consider making you my submissive....
You know you gotta love a HNG who wants an essay first over a picture!..LOL....Tempting

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 1/5/2007 2:18:42 AM

lolipop

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I've had a few like this:

Send me your photos so I can review them and tell you if you may serve me.

Wtf?

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 1/5/2007 10:18:28 AM

drawntothedark

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I have gotten the lovely one word e-mails like....."approach" or "collared". I usually ignore them.

Also I had a guy tell me after I sent him a picture "Your kind of cute...with the right Daddy you could be almost pretty" WTF! Yeah...I'm definatly interested in him now

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 1/5/2007 10:46:26 AM

alovelylady4U

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drawntothedark- i know what you mean.

First note: you are very pretty.

Second note: I can use that pretty ass of yours to lure all kinds of young cute submissives to Me......

i know i sometimes can be a bit much- but i am with you drawntothedark- did He really think before He wrote. Did He really expect a decent reply.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: - 1/9/2007 5:52:10 AM

katzschen

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Did anyone else get an e-mail stating that the author "only joined because of you"? Or was that just me? Haha... I swear this has the sound of a form letter.

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