RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants

RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games

Message

Queenalice -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (12/31/2006 9:49:10 AM)
I'm new at this, but is this odd some how? This is all he wrote. "I will clean your appartment if you stomp on my balls with boots." Well, good morning to you too, stranger. Seriously, how badly do I need to have my appartment cleaned?

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (12/31/2006 10:14:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Queenalice I'm new at this, but is this odd some how? This is all he wrote. "I will clean your appartment if you stomp on my balls with boots." Well, good morning to you too, stranger. Seriously, how badly do I need to have my appartment cleaned? Charming fellow. You would think he could have at least said hello first, LOL. I have gotten a few like that (not about having their balls stomped on, but if I let them wear their pretty maid outfit, clean in the nude, etc). Wonder why they think someone who doesn't know them from Adam would let them into their home to clean, or for any other reason? The next time I get one of these, I think I will tell him to come on over, then give him a phony address in a bad part of town. Or else give him the address of a pest control company, so when he gets over there he'll get the hint. Lady Topaz

Queenalice -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (12/31/2006 11:22:48 AM)
This is new. I just got a message, a very long one at that, from a submissive man. He tells me that he will help me see the sin in my Bisexualality. That my ways can be changed through devotion to Lord. I know it's Sunday, but this is the last place I would expect a surmon.

all4yourplsr -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (12/31/2006 11:36:05 AM)
I'm a sub male and I got a 1 line message from a Mistress who lives down south last night and all it said was "When can you come and see me?" She didn't say hello or introduce herself at all. Since there is no way I can just pick up and go to her, not that I would like that anyway, I played with her for a while and then blocked her. Don't get me wrong, I want to chat with Mistresses and I will do anything for one that I get to know but come on now.

Saratov -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (12/31/2006 11:51:12 AM)
Okay I just checked your profile Q/A, your journal has one referance to "heels" but nowhere did I see mention of boots. There are no pics there currently... where does he get off just assuming that you wer them?! (even if you do.) [8\|]

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (12/31/2006 12:48:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Queenalice This is new. I just got a message, a very long one at that, from a submissive man. He tells me that he will help me see the sin in my Bisexualality. That my ways can be changed through devotion to Lord. I know it's Sunday, but this is the last place I would expect a surmon. Yes, that is a new one. Never heard of one before thinking that bisexuality was a sin. There have been others who think involvement in BDSM is a sin. About six months ago, a "submissive male" (actually, someone posing as one, I think), sent out a mass mailing of a very, very long form letter about how We should seek redemption of Our souls before it was too late. I suppose he thought involvement in the lifestyle was the sin We were committing, but he didn't really say. At least a dozen Dommes that I know got it, and he probably sent it out to hundreds of people. I'm not sure if he sent it only to Dommes or not. I reported him to Collarme as a spammer (as I'm sure a lot of other people did) and noticed that his profile was down within a few hours. Lady Topaz

Queenalice -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (12/31/2006 4:18:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov Okay I just checked your profile Q/A, your journal has one referance to "heels" but nowhere did I see mention of boots. There are no pics there currently... where does he get off just assuming that you wer them?! (even if you do.) [8\|] You know I have no idea. I'm a big girl, with big feet. maybe he thought the only other shoes available were steel toed.[;)] (I feel that way some tims,too) As for the pics, my camera is DOA, so untill I get my hands on another...yadda, yadda...sorry, ranting.

SweetDommes -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (12/31/2006 6:47:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz Those were just the winners on this site. I logged on to another site where I have a profile and found an e-mail from a local dominant male looking for another sub to play with him and his sub wife. Sheesh.....can these people truly not read??? What part of "Female Dominant" does he not understand??? Lady Topaz Oh, didn't you get the memo about that? Apparently, Dommes make the best submissives ... (even though that would technically make them switches)[sm=rolleyes.gif][sm=banghead.gif] And yes, we've been told that by more than one "Dominant Male" (using the term loosely, of course). There are always those who don't read, and those who send out silly form letters. I have one of my own which I respond with - if some of them learn from it, then I've benifitted someone out there (namely, the Domme/s contacted next by said person) "Lesson 1 - don't send form letters Lesson 2 - read profiles Lesson 3 - people on this site do talk to each other and your reputation will preceed you"

Saratov -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (1/1/2007 8:40:31 AM)
[sm=dance.gif] Soooo..., does that mean if I were to come out there, or you here, for a Ren Faire you wouldn't wear a collar and leash and accept discipline if you seem to need it? [sm=confused.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

MistressYlwa -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (1/2/2007 1:23:35 AM)
Got this one a while back.. can we talk about your slave position? Haven't been in that position in over 25 yrs. LOL Mistress Ylwa

katzschen -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (1/4/2007 5:28:04 PM)
Granted, this said e-mails to Dominants, but I think it counts when you are listed as a slave and a slave or submissive e-mails you as if you were a Dominant, right? Here's a few I've gotten, listed as "slave": "...I love to obey,please and pleasure,am not hardcore,but do like a well beat ass and back,hot wax,cbt,pee on,would like to try and give a female oral after she has had sex and I do like to have my ass fuck..." If I were a Dominant, I'd beat some grammar into him... From someone listed as a male slave: "I'm from [name of fairly nearby town]. We should hook up sometime. " Enclosed was a nude, full-body shot. "love to hcta shop and the lifestylw with you I have questions maybe you have answers I have five years exp but still looking to learn care to chat I rpomise you wont be bored " Can anybody understand what this male switch is saying? "Greeting's Goddess, i . . . request for Your attention . . ." From a male submissive... these two lines alone* are bad enough... Keep in mind, I am listed as a slave...* "you have a dominant look Maam " From a male submissive. "hello i am looking for friends,because the mistresses on here think im angry,because im to honest. . ." Do what? "Hi, i dont live in your area, but was wondering if youve ever watched a naughty subbie jerk-off all over his own face? ... or is this too nasty for you? . . ." cough Oh yea, this one had nudes attached. "please can i have permission to approach you Goddess" Hmm... If I am a Goddess... Can I smite him? "hi i,m [name removed] i,m kind of new on here what are u in to" This one is listed as a female slave but after chatting and seeing photos and reviewing all the evidence I think it's a man doing a little one-handed typing. Oh, and this one isn't e-mailing me as a Dominant, but I had to put it in anyway... a conversation with a female submissive (this was when my computer was messed up and I had no picture and hadn't really filled out my profile yet): Her: I can't wait. Me: For what, exactly? Her: for you to actually fill out your profile so i would know for a fact if contacting you would be a waste of time or not. there was alot of times i spoke to someone and after awhile they end up giving me crucial information that would normally be found in a profile Me: Would you like to fix my computer so I can fill out my profile so that you can get the information you so desperately want? Her: no i'll wait until you actually get your lazy ass a job and handle that yourself. you caught yourself a atttiude for no reason so this conversation is over. Me: Well you seemed to want to know my information so badly... you had one of two choices: wait patiently until my profile was complete or have a conversation with me to learn about me. Instead, you chose to be rude and imply that you might be wasting your time and that was somehow my fault. Now you're being even more rude in implying that I am lazy and do not have a job when you know nothing about me. I'm not sure exactly what it is that you wanted... perhaps just to start something. And I'm sorry you wasted your time but that is your fault, not mine. Don't try to act like I owe you something. I don't have to fill out my profile. I don't have to tell you anything about me. Doing so would be my choice. And I choose to tell you nothing and waste no more of my otherwise pleasant night wondering how someone as insolent and rude as you makes it in this world. Her: [no response]

TreeFlower -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (1/5/2007 5:04:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MySweetSubmssive One of my favorite variations is a long, friendly letter that I realize is ... a form letter. Form letters make me grind my teeth. Really, these folks should use this as their profile narrative. I respond to these with: "Form letter." MSS I am certainly familar with those. I hate the ones that say, "I loved x, y, and z about your profile," when x, y, and z aren't in my profile. If you want to send me a form letter, at least put a little effort into it, and make sure it even applies to me.

mastermargarita -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (1/7/2007 6:10:04 AM)
Good morning. I have received a couple of emails, that have stated that since I was looking for friends only that I was married and a player....lol.....well, not married, just not able to go and meet subs/slaves yet, due to an injury at work. Oh well to the delete bin with them. I also get tickled, when I receive email from 19-20 year olds, that say they are in college, and yet can not complete a sentence, without some grammatical error. Now I know I get lax sometimes, in my writing. But, please, at least have a complete thought to write. Take care.

Saratov -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (1/7/2007 8:56:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: katzschen Granted, this said e-mails to Dominants, but I think it counts when you are listed as a slave and a slave or submissive e-mails you as if you were a Dominant, right? Here's a few I've gotten, listed as "slave": "...I love to obey,please and pleasure,am not hardcore,but do like a well beat ass and back,hot wax,cbt,pee on,would like to try and give a female oral after she has had sex and I do like to have my ass fuck..." If I were a Dominant, I'd beat some grammar into him... From someone listed as a male slave: "I'm from [name of fairly nearby town]. We should hook up sometime. " Enclosed was a nude, full-body shot. "love to hcta shop and the lifestylw with you I have questions maybe you have answers I have five years exp but still looking to learn care to chat I rpomise you wont be bored " Can anybody understand what this male switch is saying? hcta ~ chat(?) wants to 'talk shop' promises you won't be bored(yeah, right) "Greeting's Goddess, i . . . request for Your attention . . ." From a male submissive... these two lines alone* are bad enough... Keep in mind, I am listed as a slave...* "you have a dominant look Maam " From a male submissive. "hello i am looking for friends,because the mistresses on here think im angry,because im to honest. . ." Do what? "Hi, i dont live in your area, but was wondering if youve ever watched a naughty subbie jerk-off all over his own face? ... or is this too nasty for you? . . ." cough Oh yea, this one had nudes attached. "please can i have permission to approach you Goddess" Hmm... If I am a Goddess... Can I smite him? IF my permission counts, Yes, you may. "hi i,m [name removed] i,m kind of new on here what are u in to" This one is listed as a female slave but after chatting and seeing photos and reviewing all the evidence I think it's a man doing a little one-handed typing. Oh, and this one isn't e-mailing me as a Dominant, but I had to put it in anyway... a conversation with a female submissive (this was when my computer was messed up and I had no picture and hadn't really filled out my profile yet): Her: I can't wait. Me: For what, exactly? Her: for you to actually fill out your profile so i would know for a fact if contacting you would be a waste of time or not. there was alot of times i spoke to someone and after awhile they end up giving me crucial information that would normally be found in a profile Me: Would you like to fix my computer so I can fill out my profile so that you can get the information you so desperately want? Her: no i'll wait until you actually get your lazy ass a job and handle that yourself. you caught yourself a atttiude for no reason so this conversation is over. Me: Well you seemed to want to know my information so badly... you had one of two choices: wait patiently until my profile was complete or have a conversation with me to learn about me. Instead, you chose to be rude and imply that you might be wasting your time and that was somehow my fault. Now you're being even more rude in implying that I am lazy and do not have a job when you know nothing about me. I'm not sure exactly what it is that you wanted... perhaps just to start something. And I'm sorry you wasted your time but that is your fault, not mine. Don't try to act like I owe you something. I don't have to fill out my profile. I don't have to tell you anything about me. Doing so would be my choice. And I choose to tell you nothing and waste no more of my otherwise pleasant night wondering how someone as insolent and rude as you makes it in this world. Her: [no response] Keep in mind, as discussed earlier, many of these folks seem to have problems with reading, reasoning[this is not something used to flavor food], logic[not the tables in the back of the math book, those are logarithms(sp)], and common sense[NOT slang refering to 'coin of the relm']. You do say that you are seeking sub males and females, maybe they can't figure out you may well mean to talk with not to Top.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (1/7/2007 9:03:31 PM)
Fresh off the press, a one-liner from another site: "I WILL LAKE TO MIT YOU ." Well, guy, the feeling isn't mutual, ROFL. Lady Topaz

dixiestar69 -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (1/8/2007 12:04:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu Thanks for the chance to catharse: personal pet peeve, although silver-liningly, easy to screen them out: so-called submissives with '69' in their username. Pure puerile vanilla. T. Okay just for clarification, I have a 69 in my name but there is reasoning behind it. so please don't catagorise all of us with 69's in our name as being "wannabe" submissives, I've been a submissive for 6 years now and was collared for 2 years to the same man.

TreeFlower -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (1/8/2007 3:39:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mastermargarita Good morning. I have received a couple of emails, that have stated that since I was looking for friends only that I was married and a player....lol.....well, not married, just not able to go and meet subs/slaves yet, due to an injury at work. Oh well to the delete bin with them. I also get tickled, when I receive email from 19-20 year olds, that say they are in college, and yet can not complete a sentence, without some grammatical error. Now I know I get lax sometimes, in my writing. But, please, at least have a complete thought to write. Take care. I have gotten many an email from young "collage" students myself. That one always gets me.

aneyah -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (1/8/2007 11:47:35 AM)
I'm glad I'm not the only one horribly bothered by bad grammar and spelling. It's a language, folks, and this would be your one-time shot at impressing me with it! Sheesh. I got an email last night that read more like a Nigerian Spammail than a request for something. Get this: he said he was a writer for a major metropolitan newspaper. I'm thinking perhaps the classifieds?

LadyLupineNYC -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants (1/10/2007 6:40:46 PM)
After I politly wrote to a 23 y/o "Master" that I was not interested in submission: "You want and need a strong foundation in your life, a male to submit to." whipes tears away....

Page: << < prev 1 2 [3]

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.046875