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Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 6:22:43 PM

Iwillwork

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Hello all,

I am a novice "service" sub... My pleasure comes from doing simple things to please a domme... Cleaning, errands, taxes (yuck).. sorry :)

What "i" was wondering, is that in an effort to make my Dommes life easier "i" would come to her with a pre-made list of punishments, chores, errands... kind of a menu for having fun with a slave (me) :)

However, when putting it together "i" ran into trouble when it came to eating things.... Yes I know about "soap", and "i" suppose "dog food" keeping in mind all the issues? Alpo or High Quality only for me :) "i" hope...

However what else... any suggestion would be greatly appreciate..

Thanks...

Also if You have any suggestions on what You would like a "slave" to offer on a menu "i" am all ears..

:)

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 6:44:11 PM

crouchingtigress

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if you want to make your doms life easier please dont put "i" in parentheses it is annoying.

also Alpo is not a high quality at all and should not be fed to pets or slaves IMO [rant]

Alpo contains BHA (a substance that can be harmful to your dog), artificial color Red 40 & the number one ingredient is ground yellow corn. Ground yellow corn might be on the menu for a pet gerbil, but not a dog! . Restaurant grease has become a major component of feed grade animal fat over the last fifteen years. This grease, often held in fifty-gallon drums, is usually kept outside for weeks, exposed to extreme temperatures with no regard for its future use. These fats are sprayed directly onto dried extruded pellets to make an otherwise bland or distasteful product palatable. . Manufacturers are masters at getting a dog or a cat to eat something she would normally turn up her nose at. Wheat, Soy, Corn, Peanut Hulls, and Other Vegetable Protein The amount of grain products used in pet food has risen over the last decade. Once considered filler by the pet food industry, cereal and grain products now replace a considerable proportion of the meat that was used in the first commercial pet foods. [/rant]

and lastly, making a list premade punishments and chores ect is also a little annoying....i am sure your heart is in the right place but it comes off as a little bit "do me slave"...trust me, you mistress will be perfectly capable of making her own list of chores and punishment for you.

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 7:19:46 PM

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Ditto on what CT said!

(well, 'xcept about the Alpo stuff...I haven't a clue either way on that).

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 7:34:15 PM

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 7:39:00 PM

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Woha. Learn something every day. Thanks for the lesson, tigress!

To the OP: Why did you put your Is in quote marks? I think that telling her your hard limits is fine, but don't try to make a "punishment wheel" or something.

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 7:45:20 PM

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The list of suggestions comes across as topping from the bottom, a "do me" sub, which most female doms have already had their fill of.

It's not the same thing at all, as being asked to fill out a checklist.

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 7:51:53 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

"punishment wheel"

...that was a very funny visual image i got from that...thank you!

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 7:58:51 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

"punishment wheel"

...that was a very funny visual image i got from that...thank you!

You know those things were it's a wheel and two parts so that you can put it on the infraction "broke a dish" and then another part displays "eat dog food". Oooo!! I could include one with every copy of the book I'm writing - "BDSM for Dummies"!

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 8:11:49 PM

MsBearlee

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Awwwwwwwwww, this was the OP's first post! I bet it's new' be gentle!

Sweetie...we view your 'punishment' as our 'play'.

No, you may not choose how to be disciplined...and it's not likely to be 'punishment' anyway.

Get over yerself and get to know your partner...it'll be more fun, anyway.

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 8:20:06 PM

DiurnalVampire

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Id have to jump on the band wagon. You arent making her life simpler by giving her a list of things to do with you. Or, at least, she shouldnt really need to have things that simple. A self-training sub is sort of useless, since we then lose the enjoyment of making things up that the sub has no clue about.
Let her be the Domme, let her make the punishments and the play ideas.
I do think a list of interests might be helpful in getting to know one another and see where the compatibilities lie, but not a "to do" list for her to command you with.

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 8:42:29 PM

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you are so right....MsB......thanks.

OP: welcome to the forums....we are are pretty much a fun loving bunch as a rule...i am sorry if i was a little snarky...trully it was all in fun, but that is easy to misread...ask any questions that come to mind....we are here to help.

also dont feed the animals you love Alpo...or most commercial grade pet foods...

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 8:59:55 PM

darksdesire

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I did have to eat dogfood as punishment, and I was grossed out by the whole alpo thing. I ended up buying some organice dogfood in a health food store. I doubt it was any better tasting, but it was healthier.

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/19/2006 9:04:26 PM

MissTreatinyou

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Punishment wheel....I got a visual too. Made me think of Thunderdome.

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RE: Eating, tasting, ingesting... - 12/20/2006 4:01:30 AM

LadyEllen

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No need to risk health by making them eat dog food (though the stories I can tell about dog food and burgers from transporting the raw materials would put you off bbq forever, and make dog food more palatable....!)

Get a tin of stewing steak (cheap one of course); swap labels with the cheapest dog food can you can find. Presto - slave thinks he's eating dog food, whereas he's actually eating stewing steak. Its all in the mind.

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