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LyndaLust -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/20/2006 4:52:38 PM)

Hi! Here I am, awaiting training!



catfood -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/20/2006 5:00:36 PM)

giggling my ass off at this thread, and the profile of the OP.  so sorry, but can you (OP, you will not get any sort of title, sorry) explain why, exactly, someone who will function as an object requires character and sincerity? if they may possibly rise in your esteem one day, and earn doormat status, seems like coarse body hair would be helpful to get the stubborn dried mud off the boots.  might want to include that in your search criteria.

my advice:

BE gettin' a spell checker. 




givemyall -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/20/2006 5:18:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: catfood

seems like coarse body hair would be helpful to get the stubborn dried mud off the boots.  might want to include that in your search criteria. 



I guess they would have to be exceptionally thin too, otherwise they would get trapped under the door and that in itself could cause major problems - too much time out of the cupboard/bathroom whilst trying to be freed could cause too much exposure to natural light, ooooh he consequences are endless.... what was it that Gizmo from the Gremlins used to say?



Noah -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/20/2006 6:23:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: catfood

giggling my ass off at this thread, and the profile of the OP.  so sorry, but can you (OP, you will not get any sort of title, sorry) explain why, exactly, someone who will function as an object requires character and sincerity? if they may possibly rise in your esteem one day, and earn doormat status, seems like coarse body hair would be helpful to get the stubborn dried mud off the boots.  might want to include that in your search criteria.

my advice:

BE gettin' a spell checker. 






DING DING DING!

Post of the Day honors go to FelineFuel.

Thank you!


I love the image of the thing longing to one day be a doormat, a doormat of character and sincerity. Wasn't he a friend of the teapot in the animated Beauty and the Beast, or did that scene get cut? I wonder how his little song would have gone.

Anyone feeling lyrical?

Or was he the secret fellow traveller on the Wizard of OZ?

"If I only had ... "
"a brain ... "
"a heart ... "
"da noive ... "
"character, sincerity, and a really wooly ass"

Then Dorothy (age 18+) kicks him hard in the balls and rents him to the Witch of the West for half a pack of smokes and a tube of Lava brand lubricant.




GoddessDustyGold -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/21/2006 11:09:51 AM)

<fast reply>
Ya know, I have had emails from lots of boys who claim they want this type of non-relationship.  I smile and move on to the next email.  It is only fantasy, and I sincerely doubt there is anyone out there who would really want this kind of lifestyle on a permanent basis. 
I suspect that is why you are having trouble "testing their sincerity".  They may think they are sincere, but it will be extremely difficult to find someone who is really sincere about living this way 24/7.  And they will realize this after a few hours (or days, or whatever) of being in your minimally equipped closet.  Then it is bye-bye time. 
I also have a question about the care and feeding of this non-entity.  Seems to Me that you are making a lot of work for yourself, just so you can have the pleasure of dragging the boy out of the closet when you are in the mood to play.  Not My cup of tea, but... *Shrug*
Good luck.



liks2plzlf -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/21/2006 11:29:57 AM)

Good to see you posting again Goddess!



AquaticSub -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/21/2006 4:25:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OWNER02818

i will do what i want and he will be locked in my closet (that happens to be equipped with a toilet and sink) and he will wear restraints 24/7


So you will be paying for his food, clothing and medical bills without any help from him? Very generous. Will you be allowing him to see his friends and family as well?



SweetDommes -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/21/2006 8:51:49 PM)

Oh man ... I wish I had read her "profile" before I posted ...  [sm=ofcourse.gif]

Yeah, good luck, you'll need it.



OWNER02818 -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/25/2006 2:51:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: catfood

giggling my ass off at this thread, and the profile of the OP.  so sorry, but can you (OP, you will not get any sort of title, sorry) explain why, exactly, someone who will function as an object requires character and sincerity? if they may possibly rise in your esteem one day, and earn doormat status, seems like coarse body hair would be helpful to get the stubborn dried mud off the boots.  might want to include that in your search criteria.

my advice:

BE gettin' a spell checker. 





ok nerds. character and sincerity is to get around the married guys or guys that are just looking for a piece of ass. love how you fools take something into another direction and run with it.

as for clothing and food hmmmmmm. they need to be dressed? they need to eat more then $20 of food a week? water is free, cheap bread is 49 cents a loaf, and ramen soups are 8 cents each.

i asked a question for some knowledge. not for foolish trolls to critize me giggling to themselves thinking they are clever little forum dwellers.

the spelling and grammer cracks are so way played out. does it make you feel better to point that stuff out? over and over always resorting to the little grammer crack.

dont talk shit unless you like shit talking. and believe me i am very good at shit talking. you all have been warned.



OWNER02818 -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/25/2006 2:55:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: catfood

my advice:

BE gettin' a spell checker. 




yea my advice to you also in your profile you spelled varity its sapose to be variety

and you spelled ahh when its sapose to be ah

the grammer and spell cracks make you look stupid because not everyone in this world has english for a first language



bandit25 -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/25/2006 2:59:10 PM)

and sapose is saposed to be spelled supposed...even better is "it should be spelled..." or "you've misspelled..."



LotusSong -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/25/2006 3:08:18 PM)

Submissives are people first. Treat them the way YOU expect to be treated.  They are checking you out just as much as you are them.  Drop the roles during the interview process..you have let them see "you".

Edited to add..
I looked at your profile also.  You are not going to get the cream of the crop with the way you are presenting yourself.



mantis65 -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/25/2006 3:12:36 PM)

Your profile is pretty sparse with info other than the fantasy of imprisonment.
If I was seriously considering being held captive for the rest of my life by you I would want to know more about you as a person.  How do I know you are not just a male serial killer or a bored young guy just goofing around?

Whether other people find it unhealthy or not I believe this level of submission is possible. Your profile provides bait for HNG fantasy types but no real “meat” for a male seeking this type of submission for real.
If you want sincerity or character you need show more insight into your own.

Most profiles with interests like this stress how much it’s not a game and what into be expected.

Also if I thought she was serious enough to keep a man a captive in a cell in her house I would think she would be serious enough to post a picture in her profile to show she means business.



OWNER02818 -> RE: RECRUITMENT HELP: testing potential submissives (12/25/2006 3:41:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bandit25

and sapose is saposed to be spelled supposed...even better is "it should be spelled..." or "you've misspelled..."


like i already said little boy the grammer crack is played out. and i dont really care about my spelling. english is my third language



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