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Statistical Results - 2/20/2005 10:14:00 AM

Mercnbeth

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100 % of 1,500 men who contacted and 'sessioned' with and paid a Domme to whip them said they craved the sensation of pain. Deduced from that is that "almost" all are a product of self esteem issues or an abusive childhood.

BRILLIANT!!! BRILLIANT!!!

These are similar statistical surveys conducted over the years.....

99.5% of all fish surveyed preferred living in water. (Exception being the lung fish, and the walking cat fish of Florida.)

99.2% of all people enrolled in Jenny Craig went there to satisfy a inexplicable urge since childhood to lose weight. (Exception being a few sick individuals who actually like the food and/or enjoy the company of overweight people.)

100% of milk is white when it comes from it's source. If 'abused' under outside influences it can become other colors and textures.

75.2% of birds migrate. The remaining, having suffered an abusive nesting period, crave the cold winters of the north and derive pleasure from freezing.

93.2% of all universal 'truths' are neither.

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RE: Statistical Results - 2/20/2005 10:37:01 AM

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LMAO

66.66% of my currently owned dogs prefer to shit in the grass outside 99.9% of the time. 33.33% prefer to shit on my carpets 45% of the time. ummm...

I think I need to get some carpet cleaner.

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RE: Statistical Results - 2/20/2005 11:08:21 AM

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This is wonderful! Thanks for the laughs

Although the "researcher" in question in the "study" involving the 1500 submissive men will most likely come over here and tell you that it wasn't 100%, but 60 to 65% (I was already corrected on this).

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RE: Statistical Results - 2/20/2005 12:21:11 PM

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For the amount of amusement one derives from reading this perhaps it would be suited in the humor section!

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RE: Statistical Results - 2/21/2005 6:35:20 AM

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98.6% of all statistics are made up.

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RE: Statistical Results - 2/21/2005 4:48:02 PM

Hickory

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Bigbossman4u

LMAO

66.66% of my currently owned dogs prefer to shit in the grass outside 99.9% of the time. 33.33% prefer to shit on my carpets 45% of the time. ummm...

I think I need to get some carpet cleaner.

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Joshua

Joshua:

We also have three dogs and the same statistical dilemma. 66.66% of our dogs are “Lawn Dumpers” (LD’s) and 33.33% are “Carpet Dumpers” (CD’s). I have personally explored this, at length, with the 33.33% which are CD’s, explaining that there are TWO ways to alter this equation:

1. The CD’s can become LD’s, bringing us to 100% LD compliance.
2. We can ELIMINATE the percentage of dog population that are CD’s, thus, also, achieving 100% LD compliance.

He is seriously considering the alternatives.

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RE: Statistical Results - 2/22/2005 10:24:03 AM

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Statistically, there's almost exactly 1 breast per human being.

Thank goodness they're distributed the way they are. Much more aesthetic, aren't they?

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RE: Statistical Results - 2/22/2005 5:18:40 PM

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thanks for the laugh!!

Now about that carpet cleaner.......

Mercnbeth, i think you would be a great candidate for the debate challenge that has been issued in another post!

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RE: Statistical Results - 2/22/2005 5:56:53 PM

velvetvixen

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If I wear a dark color there is 100% chance that my dog will have to be carried somewhere and I won't be able to find the lint brush.

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RE: Statistical Results - 2/22/2005 6:03:54 PM

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quote:

i think you would be a great candidate for the debate challenge that has been issued in another post!

Thank you for your vote of confidence. Sitting around discussing and debating with good people and some fine food and wine is my second favorite indoor sport.

I only debate with real people whose intelligence I respect. In the case you reference the realness is in doubt and no respect of any kind has been merited. Besides, based upon the quiet dignity returning to this site I don't think the #1 poser is here anymore. Or as referenced in one of my favorite documentaries of all time; "he/she (gender in doubt) sleeps with the fishes!"

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